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The Doughnut Diva

Oh, Ariana, what are we going to do with you, you little red-headed twit?

You go into a doughnut shop the other day, lick a displayed doughnut, kiss your back up dancer/boyfriend and announce that you hate America.  Wow.  You have come so far since “Victorious” and “Sam and Cat”.  I’m (not) impressed.

Then you make matters worse and even more bizarre when you release this statement:

“I am EXTREMELY proud to be an American and I’ve always made it clear that I love my county. What I said in a private moment with my friend, who was buying the donuts, was taken out of context and I am sorry for not using more discretion with my choice of words. As an advocate for healthy eating, food is very important to me and I sometimes get upset by how freely we as Americans eat and consume things without giving any thought to the consequences that it has on our health and society as a whole. The fact that the United States has the highest child obesity rate in the world frustrates me. We need to do more to educate ourselves and our children about the dangers of overeating and the poison that we put into our bodies. We need to demand more from our food industry. However I should of known better in how I expressed myself; and with my new responsibility to others as a public figure I will strive to be better. As for why I cannot be at the MLB show, I have had emergency oral surgery and due to recovery I cannot attend the show. I hope to make it up to all those fans soon. That being said let me once again apologize if I have offended anyone with my poor choice of words.”

Uh, a few things, my dear twit.  First of all, please get an education, okay?  Let’s go over the grammar in your statement, shall we?

 “…I love my county”.  Ooops.  I’m sure you do, twit-face, but it wasn’t your COUNTY that you dissed; it was your COUNTRY.  You can’t even apologize correctly!

Next:  “… I should of known better in how I expressed myself”.  Yes, and you should HAVE re-read and edited your statement before you issued it.

Those boo-boos aside, you also mark yourself as a hypocrite for shaming your COUNTRY’S obesity issues while you were in the process of stuffing some sugary sweets into your own pie-hole.  You twit.

For someone who allegedly had “emergency oral surgery” you seemed fine enough to be licking doughnuts, sticking it to your guy friend and mouthing off at America.

The “MLB show”?  You mean the baseball All-Star GAME?

Do your COUNTRY a favor, Ariana.  Buy a dozen doughnuts, sit down with your boyfriend, a dictionary and grammar book and thank your lucky twenty-something twitty diva stars that you live in America.  We may be full of fatties but at least we won’t kill you for licking our doughnuts!

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I'm a writer. I'm also a wife and a parent who works too much and lives too little. In addition to writing I also love to read, listen to music, travel, cook, I enjoy looking for bargains at flea markets or thrift stores, Christmas, football and of course writing! How did I come up with the title of my blog? Two things: 1. I live in New England (duh) and 2. Canadian singer Alan Frew once arrogantly told me to "get a New England life"--again--DUH! I already HAVE one!

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