Posted in Things that piss me off, writing

An Open Letter To “The Cougher”

Dear Oh Most Irritating Hacker:

Do you have fucking emphysema or what? Have you seen a goddamn doctor for that phlegm hack I have to listen to every fucking day? I sure hope whatever you have is not catchy, although I have a feeling nobody will catch it because your annoyance is more likely from those lovely cancer sticks you smoke everyday. Yeah, keep on puffin’, bitch.

Cougher, do us all a fucking favor and see a doctor. PRONTO. For not only your own health but the fucking sanity of those around you!



I'm a writer. I'm also a wife and a parent who works too much and lives too little. In addition to writing I also love to read, listen to music, travel, cook, I enjoy looking for bargains at flea markets or thrift stores, Christmas, football and of course writing! How did I come up with the title of my blog? Two things: 1. I live in New England (duh) and 2. Canadian singer Alan Frew once arrogantly told me to "get a New England life"--again--DUH! I already HAVE one!

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