Today marks three months until…GASP! CHRISTMAS!
To celebrate, Walmart was in full gear setting up Christmas items among the clearance summer items. That’s probably why I saw a stuffed Santa lounging in a patio chair, donning a pair of shades and a Hawaiian shirt. Or maybe that was just one of the new Christmas items for sale this year.
Anyway, unlike the grumpy Scrooge-like turd who walked by me mumbling, “Jesus fucking Christ, it’s not even Halloween yet and they have the fucking Christmas shit up”, I’m all for getting that Christmas stuff out. Walmart is actually behind the eight ball. Family Dollar has had artificial trees for sale since August.
I say brrrrrrring it. In FULL FORCE! Brrrrring it! I’m ready for it. I’ve been ready for it since December 26 of last year. And you know what else this means?
ONLY 63 DAYS LEFT UNTIL BLACK FRIDAY!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!