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Search Terms

In the nearly ten years I’ve been writing this blog, I’ve compiled a list of search terms that people have plugged into search engines and in turn they have been led to my blog.  Some are hysterical and some have just left me wondering.

Here are a select few from over the years:

From 2008:

  • million paper airplanes
  • paper airplane guiness world record
  • guiness world record paper airplanes
  • Hunter Winship
  • paper airplanes Guiness
  • hunter million paper airplanes
  • guiness paper airplane

I remembered writing about a young boy who I believe had cancer and his dream was to make the Guiness Book of World Records for having the most paper airplanes.  I think people from all over the world were making and sending him paper airplanes.


  • fool,maxGXL
  • selling maxgxl
  • maxgxl and knee pain

I recall hearing about this “miracle” drug called MaxGXL which turned out to be nothing but a money making scheme.


  • tom brady

Of course.  I’ve written about Tom lots of times.  Who wouldn’t search for him?



  • you keep christmas in your way and i’ll keep it in mine

I write about Christmas quite a lot.


  • patrick swayze “met swayze”
  • met swayze”

I think this may have been around the time of his Barbara Walters interview and subsequent death.


  • making money with maxgxl

Even in 2009 people were still searching this magnificent MaxGXL shit.


  • black friday will be a bust

Like Christmas, Black Friday is one of my fave topics.  Especially around the time of Black Friday 🙂


  • rod stewart christmas duets

The person searching for this may have heard his duet with Dolly Parton on “Baby It’s Cold Outside”.  I can only guess…


  • why do people say hmm?

I don’t know.  Why DO people say “hmm”?  Hmmmm?


  • stupid request from rockstars

I can only imagine what led the person to search for this!


  • ed mcmahon star search reaching for the stars

I think this was the year Ed McMahon passed away…


  • crap 80s canadian rock

Wonder what they found?


  • greatness is never a given – obama

He was the newly elected President


  • aretha hat 2009

Who could forget “the hat”?


  • thing to make you say hmm
  • you say hmm alot
  • why people does say hmm?
  • hilarious things that make you say hmm
  • people that say hmm after everything



  • book about nfl patriots behind the scene
  • what new england patriot went to iraq in off season

Was it Tom?


  • oldies 103.3 carol of the bells

Oh how I miss WODS Oldies 103.3 at Christmas!  They were the BEST!


  • 2008 richest canadian rock stars

Wonder who they are?


  • duran john taylor

He’s still alive and well


  • my mother asked me to let my father fuck me

To think someone actually put this statement into a search engine and it led the to my blog really makes me wonder!


  • bunchesofos

Interestingly enough, my user name on this blog…


  • gee i’m bored

Not sure how my blog would help….


  • angels and demonds disappointed

The book was better


  • tom brady putnam ct

More Tom…


  • is andy taylor from duran duran still alive 2009

As far as I know…


  • “what i learned from facebook”

What HAVE we learned from Facebook?



  • why is my life so messed up skits, monologues

I have no idea…


  • bunch of flakes

Maybe this person should’ve gotten together with the person above


  • walmarts whoopie doo doll

Don’t know what it is but it sounds like a lot of fun!


  • can i take maxgxl with other pills
  • max gxl government approved
  • is maxgxl approved by the canadian fda?
  • is maxgxl a pyramid

More MaxGXL shit


  • bratty kids doing community service in africa

Maybe they should get together with the MaxGXL people…


  • tom brady

Because he’s Tom…


  • andy taylor lyric police

Have no idea….



  • is maxgxl fda approved
  • maxgxl fda
  • maxgxl yahoo answers
  • maxgxl and autism
  • maxgxl pyramid scheme

Once again, more MaxGXL shit…this has been a very popular search over the years!


  • ‎the change was made uptown, and the big man joined the band. from the coastline to the cities, all the little pretties raise their hands .

I’m certain this was due to the passing of Clarence Clemmons


  • can you say dumb asses

Sure can!


  • turkey hangover

Maybe they should get together with the dumb asses?


  • regis “most sought after actor in hollywood”



  • facebook a big ego trip

For some it is…


  • what to say to dumb asses
  • dumb asses at the beach
  • your dumb asses get worth less every day duh!

Hope they found what they were searching for…


  • my thoughts and prayers for japan

Must’ve been after the tsunami


  • gadhafi the asshole of the world

He should’ve met all the dumb asses.  He would’ve fit right in



  • is maxgxl fda approved

Yet more MaxGXL shit


  • in a drunken stupor he said hurtful things

I’m sure he did but I’m not sure why anyone would use that as a search term…


  • michelle mchatton
  • michelle mchatten
  • michelle mchatton twitter
  • michelle mchatton barbie
  • michelle mchatton bitch
  • michelle mchatton bully
  • michelle mchatton frustrating

This is me.  The second one has my last name spelled incorrectly.  Yes, I am on Twitter.  No, I’m not Barbie.  I also don’t think I’m a bitch, a bully or frustrating.  But hey, everyone has their own opinions….



These are searches of two of my blog posts


  • reasons to live in new england

I can give you a main one:  PATRIOTS!


  • dildo in male ass stories

I’m not going to ask…


  • clothes alan frew
  • alan frew children
  • alan cole and andrew frew; singers
  • what are the names of alan frew’ children?
  • andrew cole do you think i’m a joke?
  • alan frew bullying
  • alan frew atheist
  • allan frews dughter’s name

If you’re going to search for someone, make sure you get the name and spelling correct.



  • how to become famous

I’ll let you know when I find out…


  • examples of cruel words

One starts with “S” and ends in “D”


  • alan frew nurse

Yes, he was


  • my new england life blogger

I am from New England, do have a life here and yes, I’m a blogger



  • michelle mchatton
  • michelle mchatton auburn
  • michelle mchatton telegram
  • michelle mchatton bitch
  • michelle mchatton writer
  • michelle mchatton how i pissed off a rock star

More searches of me.  But I don’t live in Auburn.  I did have a brief blog on the Worcester Telegram years ago.  Not sure if that is what that search term is relating to.  I still don’t feel I’m a bitch (though I’m sure there are plenty of people who think I do and they are entitled to their opinions).  I am a writer and I have written a memoir called “How I Pissed Off A Rock Star”.


  • flu shot or not 2014

You should always get a flu shot


  • market basket fiasco

Ah, good ol’ Artie T


  • magnificent vibration reviews

Great book written by Rick Springfield


  • tim hortons michelle

They have very good hot chocolate.  Not sure if anyone named Michelle works there…but it isn’t me.


  • fuck lebron james …. who gives a shit

We still don’t…


  • fucking piss me off when people ignore me

A search for this takes you to my blog?  I love it!


  • alan frew cambridge

I’m sure there is someone by that name that lives in that town somewhere in the world


  • “didn’t have underwear on”



  • very sensual contortion

Maybe because you had no underwear on?


  • youtube piss off rock star

I’m sure this can be done on YouTube.  They do just about everything else on there.  Why not piss off a rock star?


  • alan frew religion
  • alan frew atheist
  • alan frew drug

Kind of a contradiction


  • love letters to a rock statr

Happens to be the name of my second novel


  • action sandwich frewsie

A book written by Frewsie but not as good as “Magnificent Vibration”


  • write on twitter and facebook at the same time

Yes, you can do this


  • i grew up from my past

I should hope so


  • it was our tradition to fuck grandma when your18years old hot porn story

Whoa!  Won’t find anything like that on my blog…


  • gay themed movie the ski trip 2 friends and lovers



  • when u have nothing to say you say hmm

After this list, I really don’t



  • new england patriot holding trophy with tight pants
  • new england patriots poems
  • deflategate is bullshit
  • vince wilfork 3/6/15

Nice searches!  Deflategate IS bullshit and Vince is still missed.  But I’m sure glad we kicked his team’s ass this past Thursday!


  • who is the actor cooking his burrito in the microwave in the geico commercial

Who the fuck cares?  The best part of that commercial is Europe playing “The Final Countdown”!


  • do muslims believe that all lives matter

Why wouldn’t they?


  • alan frew burn

Not going to ask…


  • what are the emotions in inside out

Joy, Sadness, Anger, Fear and Disgust.  Great film!



Still have a few months left but these are the gems so far:

  • a strong spirit transcends rules
  • a strong spirit transcends rules prince

RIP Prince…


  • why is christie hangin out with trump?

Why is ANYONE hanging out with Trump?


  • tom brady they hate us cause they ain us
  • damn right im a new england patriots fan zefan

Yeah!  More Patriots searches!


  • michael hanson glass tiger fan club

Not sure about a “club”….


  • in zootopia how many parking tickets did bogo ask judy to get

If I recall it was 100.  Great film!


  • do we still need god


  • karma is a bitch for a reason

It sure is…




I'm a writer. I'm also a wife and a parent who works too much and lives too little. In addition to writing I also love to read, listen to music, travel, cook, I enjoy looking for bargains at flea markets or thrift stores, Christmas, football and of course writing! How did I come up with the title of my blog? Two things: 1. I live in New England (duh) and 2. Canadian singer Alan Frew once arrogantly told me to "get a New England life"--again--DUH! I already HAVE one!