There are three things our new ASSHOLE “president” needs to start doing:
- He needs to stop watching SNL. Isn’t it on past his bed time?
- He needs to stay the fuck off of Twitter and quit bitching about every little thing he doesn’t like. Wah! Alec Baldwin made fun of me again! Melanoma, punish him! NOW! I swear when the bomb drops, we’ll find out about it on Twitter. From ASSHOLE. AFTER it drops!
- Grow the fuck up and finish getting all your ASSHOLE eggs together so you can start running our country into the fucking ground effectively.
Christ, if you’re going to pretend to be “president” at least make the effort to act like it!