Posted in Idiots and dumb-asses, Things that make you say "hmm...", Things that piss me off

Killing The Human Race–One Prick At A Time

Apparently GOP Congressman John Shimkus feels that it’s not right that a man should have to pay for pre-natal care.

A few questions come to mind with this prick’s arrogance:

  1.  Were you not born?
  2. If you have a female counterpart who is on your health insurance and lo and behold you get her pregnant, why shouldn’t your health insurance cover the care of the human being you helped create?
  3. Women don’t have limp dicks.  Why should we have to pay for Viagra?
  4. Do you have any idea what it costs to have a baby?  My guess is you don’t.

It’s bad enough that so many involved in this “health insurance game” don’t understand the first thing about health insurance.  We don’t need assholes like this Neanderthal telling us they don’t want to pay for pre-natal care because they don’t use it.

What are they trying to do?  Kill the human race?

 

 

Posted in Idiots and dumb-asses, Politics, Religion, Things that piss me off

Being Human

The bullshit that has occurred in the past two days goes way beyond a matter of religion.

It goes way beyond the matter of “keeping America safe”, “making America great again”, or “making America safe again”.

What has occurred in the past two days is something that has disheartened myself and millions of others, not just in America but around the world.

Our fellow human beings have been hurt.  They have been humiliated, bullied, interrogated, detained for hours, sent back to war-torn places they were escaping from.  You name it.  Our fellow human beings have seen it all in the past forty-eight-plus hours.

Why has it come to this?  Because some ASSHOLE who calls himself “president” didn’t have the decency to think through what may happen to his fellow human beings if he just suddenly signed a document on Friday afternoon and called it a day.  He didn’t have the decency because he doesn’t give a shit about his fellow human beings.  He’s made it quite clear in the nine days he’s been “in office” that it’s all about himself.  And maybe his “administration”, whom he will probably toss under the bus eventually.

I would love ASSHOLE to use what little brains he has and put himself into the place of the human beings he hurt with his “ban”.  I would love him to experience the fear of being a woman arriving at JFK to visit her surgeon husband only to be told that she cannot enter the United States.  I wonder how he’d feel being the eighty-something-year-old gentleman in a wheelchair who was interrogated for hours.  Or if he had been someone waiting for a loved one to arrive, only to learn that they had been told to return to where they came from.  I would love for him to consider all of that.  But I know he never would because that’s not how sociopathic narcissists think.

As I always say, everything happens for a reason.  At this moment the “reason” is to bring fellow human beings together in solidarity against hate and discrimination.  There are more of us than there are of them.

Karma and We The People will catch up with ASSHOLE.  He may not know the Constitution, The Geneva Convention or the United States Refugee Act but that’s no excuse for violating them.  It is, however, great grounds for impeachment.

Posted in Idiots and dumb-asses, narcissists and psychopaths, narcissm, Politics, Things that piss me off

Believe Me

We’re told to “not believe everything you read/hear in the media”.  Especially when it comes to negativity about our newly elected ASSHOLE.

My question to those who tell us “not to believe”, mainly who ironically are ASSHOLE supporters:  Does that count for what comes out of ASSHOLE’S mouth?  As I’m hearing him flap his trap about senseless shit, should I not believe what’s spewing out, as you’ve advised me to?  After all, he is spouting his trash all over TV, which is a media source.  It’s being broadcast on CNN, Fox, ABC, NBC, you name it.  Because I don’t believe anything ASSHOLE says.  I don’t believe he’s going to build a wall between two countries.  It’s absurd to even think it and even more absurd to think or even believe he could make the Mexicans pay for it.  I don’t believe he’s going to deport Muslims.  Shit, how does he know I’m not Mexican?  How does he know I’m not a Muslim?  I may practice the Muslim religion and he wouldn’t even know it.  And he calls himself “smart”.  Puhleese!

The world knows that this ASSHOLE thinks he can just grab women’s pussies whenever he wants.

The world knows that our “president” mocks the disabled, ridicules minorities, tosses racial remarks around like it’s everyday language, has no respect for women, has a problem with television shows that portray him in a not-so-kind-matter (SNL is only being truthful), is a complete immature sociopath narcissist who has a meltdown if he doesn’t get his way and to top it all off, he can’t even spell, as he proved in his Tweet about China having the U.S. drone.  The world knows all of this and they’re having a great big laugh thanks to ASSHOLE and the ASSHOLE supporters who put him there.  Proud?  Embarrassed is more like it.

Meanwhile in Russia, Putin is rubbing his grubby evil hands together and says, “Ah, I have my puppet in the palm of my hand, right where I want him.  Give me America now!”

As far as social media goes, if you don’t already have a Twitter account, you probably should get one.  ASSHOLE spends so much time on there chances are that’s how we’re going to get the SOTU addresses—in 140 characters or less–(oh, wait, does he even know he has to give those?  Hope someone told him!) and it’s probably how we’re going to find out about the bomb dropping.  Two hours after it drops, of course.

Here’s an idea:  since ASSHOLE spends so much time on Twitter, maybe they should consider tweeting his daily intelligence briefings to him.  Then he’d be sure to get them!  And Putin can have a look too!

No, folks, you certainly can’t believe everything.  But there is one thing you can believe:  If this country is as bad as ASSHOLE has led so many to believe, it’s going to take a hell of a lot more than an ASSHOLE to make it great again!

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Posted in Idiots and dumb-asses

Nobody Really Knows

ASSHOLE’S latest is that “nobody really knows” if climate change is “real”.

Well, if that’s the case then I guess “nobody really knows” if ASSHOLE is a “real” “President”.

I do know, along with many others, that climate change is VERY real.

I also know, along with many others, that ASSHOLE is NOT a real President.  I’m not even certain he is a real PERSON.

One thing I DO know for certain:  if you look up “narcissist” in the dictionary you will find a picture of ASSHOLE there.

Posted in Idiots and dumb-asses, Politics, writing

Saying What We’re All Thinking

Kudos to Danielle Muscato who responded via Twitter to ASSHOLE’s tweets about SNL mocking him once again:

To which Muscato replied:

That’s just one of tweets she made in response to ASSHOLE’S recent tirade.  You can read all the tweets at:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-snl-response_us_5844ce3fe4b017f37fe55338

This woman gets it.  What we need to do is make this ASSHOLE regret the very day he decided to run for office.  We need to make him more terrified than he already is (because with the way he talks in circles, it’s very clear he’s shitting bricks at what’s coming).

Cannot wait to see what kind of blowout SNL brings this Saturday!

 

 

Posted in Idiots and dumb-asses, narcissists and psychopaths, narcissm, Politics

If You Can’t Handle The Heat, Stay Out Of The White House

There are three things our new ASSHOLE “president” needs to start doing:

  1.  He needs to stop watching SNL.  Isn’t it on past his bed time?
  2. He needs to stay the fuck off of Twitter and quit bitching about every little thing he doesn’t like.  Wah!  Alec Baldwin made fun of me again!  Melanoma, punish him!  NOW!  I swear when the bomb drops, we’ll find out about it on Twitter.  From ASSHOLE.  AFTER it drops!
  3. Grow the fuck up and finish getting all your ASSHOLE eggs together so you can start running our country into the fucking ground effectively.

Christ, if you’re going to pretend to be “president” at least make the effort to act like it!

Posted in Idiots and dumb-asses, Things that make you say "hmm...", Things that piss me off

The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree

I’m not even certain one can call Donald Trump, Jr. a human being after his distasteful, dehumanizing, extremely poor analogy comparing Skittles candy to Syrian refugees.  It certainly proves the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Speaking of “apples” the photo that was used in Jr.’s meme was posted using an iPhone.  The iPhone was created by the son of a Syrian immigrant. Ironic or arrogant?

So I have to ask:

Who is the bigger ass?

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Posted in Idiots and dumb-asses, Things that make you say "hmm...", Things that piss me off, Throwback Thursday

Confidence, Not Cockiness

You think you know who you are but you don’t. You probably did years ago but now you have no clue who you are other than your name. You don’t know what you do because if you DID, you would actually DO it instead of wasting your time doing foolish shit on social media sites (like looking at porn, stalking others and playing games).

You have NO CLUE who you do it for, other than YOURSELF. If you even had an INKLING as to WHO you do anything for you’d treat those that feed you with more respect, instead of just acting like they are another twenty bucks for you.

Once again, you have no IDEA what anyone wants from you. You are a jack of all trades and a master of none. Finally, since you have no IDEA who you do WHAT for, you wouldn’t know how it changes anyone if it came up and bit you on the ass. And no, you are NOT in the 20%. More like the negative 20% who don’t give a shit about anyone but yourself.

You are the one who doesn’t get it, you will never get it and you are too cocky and arrogant to EVER get it!

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Posted in Idiots and dumb-asses, Politics, writing

A Letter To The GOP

Dear Republicans:

I must say you did a bang-up job on the Republican National Convention this week.

The opening two paragraphs on your website www.gop.com say it all:

The Republican National Convention has arrived! All eyes are on Cleveland as Republicans come together to put our vision for a stronger and more prosperous America on full display. 

Uh, one problem here, guys.  I have yet to hear anyone speaking at this damn convention say “what” your “vision” is for a “stronger and more prosperous America”.  So, my question is, what is it?  Like the candidate you’re all “trumping” for (pun intended all the way!), all I’ve heard is a lot of this, that and the other thing but nobody has had the balls or intelligence to actually “explain” how this, that and the other thing are going to get “done”.  I’m still waiting to hear how you plan to make the Mexicans build a wall.  Is Trump planning to hold a gun to their heads?  While you’re considering building a wall between the United States and Mexico, maybe you should also consider building one between Canada and the United States.  This may surprise you but there are a lot of foreigners (including Mexicans and Muslims) who live north of the border.
The next four days will be jam-packed with events you won’t want to miss.

I love this line!  It appropriately describes the circus this “event” has actually turned out to be!  Perfect!

The Convention program features an impressive lineup of speakers that include veterans, political outsiders, faith leaders, and people who know Donald Trump best — his family and longtime friends. 

Whoa.  You forgot to mention has-been actors.  It was nice to see that Scott Baio survived his short-lived kiddie show “See Dad Run” but it was sad to see him dedicate an ounce of his time to this mess.

I love how each evening has a different theme:  “Make America Safe Again”, “Make America Work Again”, “Make America First Again”, “Make America One Again”, “Make America Fatter”, “Make America Roll Their Eyes”, “Make America Laugh”, “Make America ________”.  Fill in the blank with whatever.  I don’t really think it’s right to “make” anyone do something they don’t feel they need to.  As Americans we shouldn’t feel “made” to do anything.  These themes, although somewhat meaningful, are somewhat oxymorons.  For instance, “Make America Safe Again”.  By “safe” do you mean “completely” safe?  Do you mean putting America in a bubble to protect it from all outside sources?  America has never been completely safe.  I don’t know of anywhere in the world that is “completely” safe.  But to state that you want to “Make America Safe Again”, is not only vague, especially with using the word “safe”, it’s kind of difficult to make something safe “again” when it was not really “safe” to begin with!  Maybe what you meant to say was “Make It So Nuts Aren’t Killing People With Guns” or “Make It So Terrorists Cannot Take Down Our Buildings With Airplanes” or “Make It So Our American Children Won’t Be Kidnapped” or “Make It So American Children Won’t Be Abused”.  I could go on and on.  What I haven’t heard from your camp is “how” you plan on “Making America Safe Again”.  So, I want to know.  What’s the plan?  Should we all start investing in bubble wrap and bullet proof vests or what?

Next was “Make America Work Again”.  Sorry, GOP.  Using the word “again” again and again is just getting to me.  You make it sound like nobody in America is working and that we all need to be put back to work “again”.  There will always be some measurement of unemployment.  Everyone will not be working all the time and the number of individuals employed in America supersedes the amount of individuals not employed.  So, I want to know, GOP.  For the individuals in America not working, for whatever reason, what are you going to do to get them to work?  Put them to work on building that great wall of yours in Mexico?

Wednesday was “Make America First Again”.  First in what?  We’ve already been first on the Moon and first to have a Disneyland and Disney World.  We’ve also been the first to have a Donald Trump.  We could be the first nation to completely destroy itself.  First “again”?  First again in what?  First again at what? Do you mean to make America #1?  Were we ever number one?  Number one at what?  In what?  Do you mean to think of America first before any other country?  Well, there is the old saying “charity begins at home…”  Maybe that’s what you mean?  Maybe that’s the main reason Trump has an issue with NATO?  Imagine if the tables were turned and America couldn’t foot their part of the NATO bill and because of that the allies decided they couldn’t help us.

Finally, the crème de la crème last night.  “Make America One Again”.  By “one” do you mean “first”, “number one” or “whole”?  I’m not clear on that “one”.  If that was the theme, I’m still waiting to gather from Trump’s doll-drum speech how any of what he said is a plan to “make America one—again”.  If my recollection of History 101 serves me well, the only time I can recall America was not “one” nation was between 1861 and 1865.  Imagine if we had built a wall between the north and the south.

To reflect a bit on Trump’s thrilling speech:  Trump may be the voice of some people, but he is not MY voice.  I’m certainly not going to let a person like HIM speak for ME!  Trump laid out a lot of facts but gave no reasoning behind any of them.  Once again, I found it to be a speech of all talk and no action.

As boring as it was, I did pull out some beauties from it.  One of my favorites:

Nearly Four in 10 African-American children are living in poverty, while 58% of African American youth are not employed. 2 million more Latinos are in poverty today than when the President took his oath of office less than eight years ago. Another 14 million people have left the workforce entirely.

I really wonder when Trump began to give a shit about blacks and Latinos.

Another one of my faves:

I have joined the political arena so that the powerful can no longer beat up on people that cannot defend themselves.

This is coming from a greedy bully who has a meltdown if he doesn’t get his way.    I wonder how many debates he’s going to refuse to have with his opponent.

Nobody knows the system better than me, which is why I alone can fix it.

Trump is a businessman with limited knowledge of politics, the “system” or the government.  He may THINK he ALONE can fix it.  I’d like to see him try to pull that off with Congress.  Trump is the type that would actually try to go over Congress to get what he wants.  It doesn’t work that way.  Trump is forgetting a few things about America:  it’s a democracy and we, the citizens of America, are the ones actually in charge.  We can hire and we can fire.  Think about that for a moment

I have seen firsthand how the system is rigged against our citizens, just like it was rigged against Bernie Sanders – he never had a chance.

Actually, Bernie had a very good chance…

But his supporters will join our movement, because we will fix his biggest issue: trade. Millions of Democrats will join our movement because we are going to fix the system so it works for all Americans. In this cause, I am proud to have at my side the next Vice President of the United States: Governor Mike Pence of Indiana.

Ha!  Bernie had a good laugh about this one all over Twitter.  Bernie supporters follow YOU?  When Hell freezes over, you bastard.  And as for Pence, he’s just there to kiss your ass.

Speaking of Pence, this next paragraph probably made him wince:

As your President, I will do everything in my power to protect our LGBT citizens from the violence and oppression of a hateful foreign ideology.

I wonder how Trump plans to protect his LGBT citizens from a VP who opposes everything about LGBT rights, from gay marriage to transgender bathrooms.

Another one:

Anyone who endorses violence, hatred or oppression is not welcome in our country and never will be.

Then, why, may I ask, are YOU still here?

In looking over his speech, Trump spent more time talking about Hillary Clinton than anything else.  Oh, he did mention making law enforcement better but he didn’t say how he plans on doing that.  He talked about improving the economy, improving TSA, improving our infrastructures, improving this, improving that.  But I’m still waiting for the “how”.  The key is “show don’t tell”, Trump.  Shit, I’m still waiting to hear how he’s going to make the Mexicans pay for and build a wall.  That mere idea sounds like something a five-year-old would come up with to keep others out of the sandbox!

In a combined four days of speeches, the only one who even remotely made any sense and actually talked about the candidate was Trump’s daughter Ivanka.  Then after she spoke her father spoke and contradicted most of what she said.  Go figure.

Republicans, the past four days were meant to be an opportunity for you to promote your Republican presidential candidate.  What it seemed to turn into was four days of badly written or plagiarized speeches, temper tantrums, air-kisses, awkward moments, booing and hissing.  You may have had “themes” for each day but it seems the main topic of each night was Hillary and Obama bashing.  The “themes” you established were barely touched upon, if at all.  No explanations were given as to “how” any of your “themes” would be accomplished.

I always felt these conventions were the last final “push” to convince people to vote for you.  Based on what I saw/heard at this convention, I’m even less convinced now.  In fact, the only thing I AM convinced of is who NOT to vote for:  TRUMP.