Posted in Things that make you say "hmm...", Things that piss me off

Doubling Up

It occurred to me tonight what the coronavirus vaccine really is. It’s double protection.

See, for the majority of us (or at least the sensible ones) who wear facemasks, we are already protecting ourselves by doing that. Once we are vaccinated, then we will have double the protection. And the fools who don’t wear masks, or half-wear them, if they get vaccinated, will only be partially protected. And the fools who don’t wear masks at all and don’t get vaccinated, won’t be protected at all. But unfortunately, we will still have the need to wear facemasks. Because of the assholes. But we will also have our vaccinations. So we’re double protected.

As for any of the SHITHOLE cultists out there who make statements such as Biden turning from a puppet into a zombie now that he has received the vaccination, remember that SHITHOLE2, TURTLEFACE, GRAB YOUR PEARLS GRAHAM and LIDDLE ASSHOLE MARCO all ran to get their vaccination before Biden. So I guess they’ll be zombies too. In fact, it looks like most of Congress will be turning into zombies, since the majority of them are getting their vaccinations before a great bulk of our medical communities. And I wonder how the zombie doctors will be able to care for your sick asses when you’re dying in the ICU on a ventilator? So cut the zombie shit. Morons.

I find it interesting, yet not surprising, that SHITHOLE isn’t interested in getting vaccinated. Then again, he believes the virus is a hoax and he’s preoccupied with coming up with new ways to try to keep his ass from going to prison. Now there’s someone who is already a zombie!

So when it’s time for you to get vaccinated, I can’t tell you what to do. But for that double barrier of protection, it may be wisest to get your shot. Then we’ll all meet up at the zombie fest and laugh at the fools who are missing out.

Posted in Christmas, Things that make you say "hmm...", Things that piss me off

Getting Things Straightened Out At Christmas

As it is Christmas, it’s bound to happen where someone decides that they know it all, that what they believe is it, and that’s just the way it is. And they’ll tell you so. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is, because, of course, their opinion is the only one that matters.

To that I say–WRONG-O!

The below image was posted on a Christmas page I belong to:

To this post I say get a fucking grip. You’re not going to tell me, of all people, what to believe. Let people believe what they want to.

You want to be offended by a song, you have a right. Many women, and men, take offense to “Baby It’s Cold Outside” and it’s understandable as to why. It’s an overplayed song anyway and based on that alone, it’s okay to be offended by it.

If I want to, I’m going to wish you Happy Holidays.

Who cares about candy canes? You either like them or hate them! And if someone wants to believe it’s a symbol of Jesus, let them believe it.

Most kids never decorated their classroom. The teachers did it. With their own supplies they paid for with their own money. And with coronavirus, hardly anyone is decorating a classroom!

Call the wise guys what you want. Jesus doesn’t care what you call him or the wise guys. He loves you anyway.

Who cares who Mommy was kissing. How do you know Santa is her husband? How do you know Santa is a MAN? Mommy may be a lesbian!

Rudy is a cartoon. Don’t take it so seriously. The bullies got it in the end anyway. Even Santa.

Letting other people have their own opinions isn’t them being mean. But you tossing what you think “should be” down everyone’s throat is not only being political, it’s being arrogant and is a great deal of what is wrong in the world today.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! BECAUSE THIS TIME OF YEAR THERE’S MORE THAN JUST ONE HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE!!!!

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People Are Tired

People are tired of hearing about SHITHOLE, who has killed more than 215,000 Americans because he did away with protections for the country, called the coronavirus a “hoax”, refused to issue a countrywide lockdown, did not promote the use of facemasks, denied scientists, bashed Fauci and other health officials (including ones in the Shit House) and doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but himself.  That’s why we’re voting his ass out November 3.

SHITHOLE had the audacity to call Fauci and other scientists “idiots”. But SHITHOLE is the real idiot.  The country may be ready to move on from the coronavirus, but the coronavirus is not moving on from America. In fact, it is moving on America like a bitch in heat. However, Americans ARE ready to move on from SHITHOLE, who has been an even bigger health disaster for this country than the coronavirus.  That’s why we’re voting his ass out November 3.

Because SHITHOLE has been in charge, we are in danger of having a quarter of a million people die.  Because SHITHOLE has refused to acknowledge the coronavirus, even though he himself allegedly contracted it, because he has failed to acknowledge the use of facemasks and social distancing, that is the main reason why the country is in the state it is in today. That’s why we’re voting his ass out November 3.

People may be tired of Covid.  But Covid is not going away.  SHITHOLE, however, WILL be going away. In fact, SHITHOLE will be gone BEFORE Covid. Because Covid may never fully go away. Unlike SHITHOLE. Who will eventually die. Until he does, we’re voting his ass out November 3.

We know the real reason why SHITHOLE is bent out of shape over Fauci.  It’s not because of what Fauci has said about the coronavirus.  It’s because Fauci was awarded with the first ever National Academy of Medicine’s Presidential Citation for Exemplary Leadership.  Because SHITHOLE, who cannot even win an Emmy, will never win one of those awards.  Nor will he ever win a Nobel Peace Prize. SHITHOLE is just a jealous prick whose ass we are voting out November 3.

The only thing SHITHOLE will probably ever win is a prison sentence.

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Whatever Will He Do?

At his pep rally in Macon, GA Friday night SHITHOLE pondered what he’d do if he lost the presidential election to Joe Biden. He even insinuated that he would leave the country. I wouldn’t doubt it. SHITHOLE is running scared and doesn’t know which way is up. Add that to the fact that he’s a demented narcissist and anything can happen.

SHITHOLE doesn’t need to imagine what he’ll do if he loses the election. There are plenty of things that can, and more than likely will, happen to him:

  1. He can leave the country. Take this statement very seriously. It’s like when he told Russia to find the emails. This more than likely is his key plan. And he wouldn’t be leaving with the Secret Service. In fact, nobody will know where he is. And he wouldn’t be leaving in January. It would be on or shortly after November 4. Especially if he loses in a landslide that even he, in his demented mind, knows he has no way of changing. The thing is, and maybe he doesn’t realize this because he’s a demented SHITHOLE, he will be easily found.
  2. He can go to prison. SHITHOLE has so many pending charges lined up against him and owes so much money to so many people, they don’t know which one to bring up first. And if he goes to prison, I highly doubt Joe Biden is going to pardon him. And, although he may think he can, he cannot pardon himself. He has, however, spoken with himself. Remember when he said he was going to speak with the President of the Virgin Islands? Good times.
  3. He can go to Russia. For SHITHOLE, this option may actually be worse than going to prison. Hope he brings a taste tester with him.
  4. He can go into hiding. See number one. I’m not sure any country will offer him asylum. Maybe he can room with Bin Laden in his cave. Or maybe he’ll hide in the bunker.
  5. He can fake his death. Because fakery is what he knows. Although he’s not very good at it.
  6. He can die for real. See question 2 and especially question 3. Or just in general…

So these are some of the many ways the worst candidate (and “president”) in the history of American politics could have his life change if he loses the election. No wonder SHITHOLE is scared shitless. Notice I didn’t say he’d live out the remainder of his days at Shit-A-Largo. Because he won’t. In fact, when all is said and done with SHITHOLE, he may not have a place to live at all. Unless it’s prison.

Whichever way it ends, it’s not going to be pleasant for SHITHOLE!

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The Audacity of Sour Grapes

This time of year you’re bound to get some kind of unsolicited phone call from this, that or the other candidate robot begging you to vote for them. That’s understandable.

What isn’t understandable is when you receive a robot phone call, as I did today, from someone who ran against Elizabeth Warren two years ago and is still bitching that they lost. After doing some research on this person, I discovered they were barely even in the fucking race. They even tried running in the Republican primary this year but lost.

The robot (or for all I know it was actually the guy himself) on the phone kept spelling his name. Pointedly saying and spelling it. Not very slowly. And I couldn’t even tell you what the fuck his name was because it was so odd-sounding and he said it so fast. He kept telling me that I had to write him in for the Senate, as his losing to Liz back in 2018 was fraud and he deserved to win.

Honestly, I had no idea who this guy was. I’ve never heard of him until today. What I can tell you is that he is a kook. His credibility is zilch, since he has decided to discredit Dr. Anthony Fauci, spread misinformation about coronavirus, and even wrote a letter to SHITHOLE telling him not to lockdown the country and that vitamins could cure the virus. And we wonder where SHITHOLE gets his crazy ideas!

I’m still trying to find anything about fraud regarding Liz. I doubt I will and even if I did, I sure as hell wouldn’t believe it, especially coming from this bozo.

I didn’t mind the phone call. I love mysterious phone calls from assholes I’ve never heard of. But to have the audacity in your phone call to demand I write your name in on my ballot in the Senate spot.

If this guy was as smart as he claims, he would have known I’ve already voted by mail. And I sure as hell didn’t write his goddamn name in on the Senate spot! No matter how many times he spelled it!

If he calls again, I’m reporting him for harassment.