Here’s to not being disgusted by your Thanksgiving meal…

Here’s to successfully renting a fucking car to get home for Thanksgiving….

Here’s to not having to sleep with a stranger on your way home for Thanksgiving….especially if he thinks your butt cheeks are two pillows….

Here’s to your turkey not being overcooked….

or undercooked…

Here’s to having a fantastic Thanksgiving holiday with the four F’s:  family, friends, food and football

ENJOY!