Why do so many feel they need to ask permission to put up their Christmas tree or listen to Christmas music? There isn’t a law prohibiting these things from happening. Just do it. We’re sick of you asking.

You want to put up your Christmas tree before Halloween? Just do it. It’s your tree. Who cares what anyone else thinks? You want to keep your tree up year-round? Go for it. Many do. The Christmas tree police aren’t going to stop you because there aren’t any Christmas tree police!

You want to listen to Christmas music but it’s July? Who the fuck cares? Turn on Bing and Dean and sing your heart out at the beach. That’s why they have year-round Christmas music stations to listen to. And Spotify. And Pandora. And Deezer. And Amazon. And good ol’ fashioned CDs.

For the record, my Christmas tree is currently up and decorated. Santa on the potty is almost here so that will make the arrival of Christmas official! And I’ve been listening to Christmas music every day since last Christmas. In fact, Christmas music is what I listen to 98% of the time during the year. Because honestly, other than a little 80’s, classical and jazz now and then, the rest of the music out there just sucks.

When speaking in Ohio today, former President Barack Obama was not wrong when he referred to the current SHITHOLE “administration” as not being “serious people”.

How “serious” can you be when you start a war for no reason, then can’t figure out how to end it, belittle reporters on a daily basis, talk in word salads, snooze during events in the Oval Office, have a criminal record and can’t even find your own presidential limousine when it’s right in front of you? How “serious” can you be when you’re hung up on the jaw lines and testosterone levels of military members and your “crew” damages an irreplaceable, historical globe because you egotistically wanted it moved to your office?

Obama knows America deserves better. And that’s why he was busy today, stomping for gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton and senatorial candidate Sherrod Brown in Ohio and senatorial candidate Abdul El-Sayed and Democratic gubernatorial nominee Jocelyn Benson in Michigan.

Like Obama, those four candidates are serious people, who know the constituents in their states need better representation from what they currently have. In Ohio they certainly know they don’t need a crackpot like Ramaswamy “leading” them. Not only is he a sick fuck, he couldn’t lead himself out of a paper bag.

In ten days, no matter what state you reside in, let’s make sure we elect only serious leaders, ones who will finally take the wants and needs of Americans seriously, not as a joke.

Bye Ms. Brite Smile Twitface!

The latest performer to join the SHITHOLE circus is none other than Ms. Smile Brite Twitface better known as Katie Zacharia.

This twit is the alleged new “press secretary” but her “qualifications” are little to be desired.

In her first appearance, it became obvious to even the biggest MAGA dummy that the blonde bitch cannot read. Or read well, at least. She did tell many lies, however, which for the SHITHOLE administration is a key qualification. And one of the biggest lies she tried to sell was that she is an attorney. She couldn’t even be an attorney for a monkey, much less a SHITHOLE. She does possess a law degree from the Pepperdine Caruso School of Law but failed in an attempt to pass the California bar exam after graduating from law school. And there’s some nonsense about being an attorney in China.

Ms. Smile Brite Twitface has an easy job. One that does not require a degree of any kind and certainly not a law degree. All she has to do every day is stand at the podium, flash her overpowering fake white smile at the reporters and cameras, toss her artificial golden locks around and lie like the bitch she is.

Lie for the SHITHOLE. That’s the entire job description of “press secretary” for this “administration”.

If all it takes to make million dollar donations to Palestinian groups is for one musician to preach his passion and anger venue owners, maybe musicians should preach their passions more often.