That’s Rich, Bitch

That’s Rich, Bitch

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Monday the First Cunt spoke out about the spoofed WHCA “roast” that Jimmy Kimmel did on his show. He was pretending to emcee the dinner and sporadically showed members of the SHITHOLE clan yukking it up while he joked about them. One joke revolved around the age difference between SHITHOLE and the First Cunt, with Jimmy stating that she looked like an “expectant widow”. And he isn’t wrong. If the woman ever smiled, her face would crack. Then again, I don’t know any woman who would smile being married to SHITHOLE. Like the person she’s married to, she’s a miserable soul.

Kimmel is correct in indicating the First Cunt is an expectant widow. In fact, the ENTIRE WORLD is expecting SHITHOLE to croak at any time. Remember, on the life scale, SHITHOLE is closer to the death end than the alive end. And we have his poor health going for us as well.

Yes, I agree it was crazy as fuck that a guy got into the Hilton on Saturday night with guns and knives and had intentions of causing harm. Although it’s interesting that with the kind of “VIP” people in attendance, security was meh. But we need to make sure when the end comes for SHITHOLE, it isn’t by someone else’s hands. Because the last thing the world needs is to have a MAGA martyr. Especially SHITHOLE. SHITHOLE needs to go on his own. However his sickly body wants to do it.

So, to get back to the First Cunt…

She bitched about Kimmel’s monologue stating, “His monologue about my family isn’t comedy…people like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate.”

To the First Cunt I say: Oh, bitch, PLEASE. Your family, including you and especially your SHITHOLE “husband”, are the goddamn laughingstock of the world. You’re all hilarious and we all must laugh or we’ll cry. As for spreading hate, both you and SHITHOLE and your entire family and “administration” need to take a long, hard look in the mirror. Because last I knew, Kimmel didn’t threaten to end civilization for an entire nation such as SHITHOLE did several weeks ago. And he didn’t wear a jacket that declared he “really didn’t care”, such as you did. Kimmel didn’t call members of Congress “traitors”, triggering death threats. Kimmel didn’t call members of Congress any of the atrocious names SHITHOLE has called them. Kimmel hasn’t mocked the citizens of his own country such as SHITHOLE has, calling people he represents as “president” “deranged”, “vermin”, “animals” and even “enemies”. Kimmel didn’t start a war and hit a school, killing nearly 200 children. And you remained silent through it all, bitch. Talk about spreading hate. You, SHITHOLE, your whole family and the entire “administration’ are experts at spreading hate. You do it daily. I could go on with the horrendous shit your SHITHOLE “husband” spews daily and the horrendous shit he has done in his almost 80 years but I’d have to write a book.

You all are terrible people. You really are and anyone who supports your shit is a terrible person as well.

You can’t even “be best” because you’re “the worst”.

How It Ends

How It Ends

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The other day someone posed a question on social media about what would be SHITHOLE’S best way out of the war he started with Iran.

Note that it is worded SHITHOLE’S best way out. Not the United States best way out.

In this case, SHITHOLE’S best way out of the war that he started with Iran would be to croak and let it become SHITHOLE2 a/k/a Jerkoff Dipshit’s problem.

I’m sure at one time SHITHOLE2 would have been ecstatic to become “president”. In fact, up until a short time ago he was probably salivating every day, hoping SHITHOLE would finally shit the bed so he, SHITHOLE2, could become “president”.

But as much as SHITHOLE2 may want to be “president”, right now he’s scared shitless of becoming “president” by default and probably prays to his Catholic Gods every day that SHITHOLE doesn’t croak. Because even SHITHOLE2 Jerkoff Dipshit doesn’t want to have to clean up after SHITHOLE. And, just like SHITHOLE, SHITHHOLE2 has NO CLUE how to end the war that SHITHOLE began. He can’t even travel to Islambad and successfully negotiate.

Seriously. Who would actually WANT the “presidency” under these circumstances? Only a fraudster, narcissist, pedophile, criminal, demented, fucked-up fool SHITHOLE would want it. Because he’s the one who created this mess.

And that remarkably is who has it.

About Last Night…

About Last Night…

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Through both “presidential terms” that SHITHOLE has had, he’s never attended a White House Correspondents’ Dinner because he’s too thin-skinned and can’t handle a roast. But for whatever reason, SHITHOLE decided to attend last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Of all the years he could’ve attended, what was so significant about last night? And it would be interesting to see if he ever decides to attend another. If he even can. Because, you know, anything can happen.

Some say he attended because his poll numbers are the lowest they have ever been, as if showing up at a fancy dinner is going to change that. Some say he attended to distract from the war that he started. Some say he attended to distract from the Epstein victims who were also in Washington, D.C. this weekend, some SHITHOLE may have even abused.

Then there are the many who say he had to attend to pull off his latest “assassination” attempt because, of course, he is the key player. And we must remember that SHITHOLE is many things but he’s also an actor and a narcissist who loves attention.

The difference between this “assassination” attempt and Butler is that they didn’t kill this guy. In fact nobody was killed. It’s not even clear, from many accounts, if the shooter took a shot. That the Secret Service person who was shot was shot from either his own gun or a gun from another Secret Service member. From all accounts I have read, the shooter never even reached the ballroom where the dinner was being held.

But whoever investigates this incident, whether it be Crooked Eyes before he gets canned or some other schmuck, there should be many questions asked of the Hilton as to why their security was so lax. Such as elevators that could be used without key cards and lack of identification searches, among many other things.

There’s many questions, aside from the lack of security at the Hilton. Such as why did Secret Service move Jerkoff Dipshit before SHITHOLE? I mean, it’s common knowledge Secret Service can’t stand SHITHOLE and some have even said they wouldn’t take a bullet for him, but does that mean they like Jerkoff Dipshit more? Shit, they even dropped SHITHOLE as they were dragging him off the stage. And why were certain people there that probably shouldn’t have been? If this guy had done what he allegedly planned to do, we could have a 92-year-old “president” right now because of the succession of people within the administration. Why was Crooked Eyes seen just sitting there like a dumbass while his girlfriend was found in a closet holding hands with another man? Why was Drunkseth there? Free booze? Shouldn’t he be running a “war’ that his boss started? Gargamel, grabbing his prego wife’s tits and using her as a human shield. Does the barrel get any lower for these assholes?

Anyone can guess why this guy would hop on a train from California with weapons to come to Washington, D.C. Just as anyone can guess why thousands of people from various parts of the country, even the world, would converge on Washington, D.C. with weapons to attack a building and its inhabitants. All without being stopped.

As for the key player in this dramatic event last night, SHITHOLE’s main concern seemed to be about his “ballroom”, a non-existent place that, chances are, he will probably never see or use, if it ever even comes to fruition. Personally, if I had just had my life threatened, a “ballroom” would be the last thing on my mind.

We Deserve So Much Better

We Deserve So Much Better

by MichelleMcHatton

I can’t speak for all Americans, but honestly, are we gluttons for punishment?

We deserve a President and administration so much better than what we have. We really do. We’ve been at this for 250 years. We didn’t come this far for a SHITHOLE to ruin us. Yet SHITHOLE has turned America into what he referred to as a “SHITHOLE COUNTRY”.

I know the majority made the choice of a SHITHOLE for “president” and maybe THEY are the real gluttons. They certainly are the ones to blame. However, none of us chose the people that make up SHITHOLE’S “administration”. But you vote in a SHITHOLE, expect a SHITHOLE “administration”.

It’s difficult to find any kind of pride in being an American right now. What is there to be proud of? A SHITHOLE who hates the very people he “governs”? Hates them to the point where he hires goons to kill them on the street, hates them to the point that he wants to take away any kind of healthcare they may have, hates them to the point that he wants to take away any helpful services they may receive, hates them to the point where he doesn’t care if they can pay their bills or put food on their table.

It’s difficult to be a proud American when the SHITHOLE that “governs” your country is a 34-time indicted felon, in addition to being a fraud, liar, narcissist and pedophile, to name just a few adjectives. How can anyone be proud of a country whose “governing” SHITHOLE threatens the entire civilization of another country, simply because he started a war, couldn’t get what he wanted, didn’t know how to finish the war and knew no other way of getting out. So he bailed. And he’s still bitching. Two week ceasefire? Please. A “ceasefire” is just that. A pause. After two weeks, if it even gets to that, then what? We start all over again? SHITHOLE’S so demented, it wouldn’t shock anyone if tomorrow he said “what ceasefire” and hit the nuclear button

Pride is not something most of America is feeling right now. They are feeling anger. Sadness. And embarrassment. Every. Damn. Day..

Yes, it’s time for SHITHOLE and his entire “administration” to go. Get the right people in Congress and impeach them all. Before it’s really too late.

Happy Easter?

Happy Easter?

by MichelleMcHatton

Anyone floating around social media for the past few days knows many are questioning the whereabouts of SHITHOLE, since he hasn’t been seen since around April 1. Many find it odd he didn’t depart for Shit-A-Largo for the weekend as he always does and a lid was called on the press as of around 11 AM yesterday. Apparently, he was “seen” driving around/near/at Washington, DC and his golf course in Virginia, as his motorcade was seen, but he wasn’t really seen in person and it was raining in Virginia today, so golfing was out of the question. I also understand SHITHOLE initially had three Easter masses on his schedule, none of which he attended.

Anyway, wherever SHITHOLE may be, it doesn’t change the fact that he’s a SHITHOLE, that he started a war he has no way of knowing how to end, he never initially acknowledged the military personnel that were shot down last week and only just today barely mentioned the rescue of the one military person who had been missing. Of course, it was made out to sound like some huge accomplishment when nobody knows why they were supposed to be there in the first place and also, if SHITHOLE hadn’t started a war, it would all be a moot point because none of them would’ve been there at all. So there would’ve been no need to shoot them down. And there wouldn’t have been a need to find anyone.

But today the world woke up to, not a nice, peaceful Easter message from SHITHOLE but instead this garbage which he posted on his SHIT SOCIAL site and which was then screenshotted across all of social media:

Many were taken aback and really thought it was a joke. What really threw me is realizing that SHITHOLE is now speaking Arabic. A true Easter miracle! Amazing! He can hardly speak English, much less Arabic! And in the same post praising “Allah”, he swears. Couldn’t that be considered blasphemy? Hmm….

Well, whatever happens from SHITHOLE or Iran (because hey, nothing would surprise me if they did something before SHITHOLE does), whether it be Monday, Tuesday, three weeks from now or on November 7, 2028, one thing will remain the same:

SHITHOLE WILL STILL BE A SHITHOLE.