Bye Ms. Brite Smile Twitface!
A Pseudo Attorney–uh–Press Secretary–For a Pseudo President
The latest performer to join the SHITHOLE circus is none other than Ms. Smile Brite Twitface better known as Katie Zacharia.
This twit is the alleged new “press secretary” but her “qualifications” are little to be desired.
In her first appearance, it became obvious to even the biggest MAGA dummy that the blonde bitch cannot read. Or read well, at least. She did tell many lies, however, which for the SHITHOLE administration is a key qualification. And one of the biggest lies she tried to sell was that she is an attorney. She couldn’t even be an attorney for a monkey, much less a SHITHOLE. She does possess a law degree from the Pepperdine Caruso School of Law but failed in an attempt to pass the California bar exam after graduating from law school. And there’s some nonsense about being an attorney in China.
Ms. Smile Brite Twitface has an easy job. One that does not require a degree of any kind and certainly not a law degree. All she has to do every day is stand at the podium, flash her overpowering fake white smile at the reporters and cameras, toss her artificial golden locks around and lie like the bitch she is.
Lie for the SHITHOLE. That’s the entire job description of “press secretary” for this “administration”.
Preach Your Passion
If all it takes to make million dollar donations to Palestinian groups is for one musician to preach his passion and anger venue owners, maybe musicians should preach their passions more often.
Strike That Strike
Someone or someones on social media decided to float the rumor of a trucker’s strike starting October 1 in relation to diesel fuel prices.
There is no truth to this rumor. Most logical people realize you can’t have a trucker’s strike because there are approximately 2.2 million trucking companies registered in the United States as of 2026. There may be a trucker’s union but each of their companies are individually run. When a strike happens, it’s usually employees of Company XYZ striking for better wages, more time off, better accommodations, etc. They aren’t all going to strike because diesel prices have gone up. Because what good would that do them? They wouldn’t be getting paid and the price of diesel isn’t going to go down any time soon. And we all have only one person to blame for that: SHITHOLE
In truth, the real concern should be truckers not being able to work due to there no longer being any diesel fuel at all. Because that’s where it’s headed. And no amount of striking is going to change that.
The Weakest SHITHOLE
It takes an extremely weak person to not be able to handle criticism. Of course, being a sociopathic narcissist, it’s difficult for SHITHOLE to accept anything but adulation.
I wonder how he’d like it if NONE of the press showed up to the Shit House to cover his SHITHOLENESS shit. He probably wouldn’t like it very much if NOBODY was there to listen to and smell his shit. They should stop wasting their time going there to watch him snooze while his cronies stand around smelling his shitty diapers.

In this photo Oz is yelling “Natalie! Diaper change!”
“It struck me that there is a reason James Madison put freedom of speech and freedom of the press in the very first amendment. If we can’t speak out, if we cannot challenge those in power, there is no guaranteeing the rights that follow.”
― Jonathan Karl, Front Row at the Trump Show
“Freedom of the Press, if it means anything at all, means the freedom to criticize and oppose.” – George Orwell


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