A Piece of Chicken. Just Like The Entire Administration

A Piece of Chicken. Just Like The Entire Administration

For whatever reason, Brooke Rollins, the “Agriculture Secretary” in the SHITHOLE “administration”, feels that it’s her place to tell Americans what they can afford to eat.

During a discussion about new dietary guidelines that put priority on protein and healthy fats over ultra-processed foods, Rollins suggested for Americans to afford a nutritious dinner, they should consume “a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing”.

Let’s break this down, shall we?

  1. Let’s define “a piece of chicken”.

Which “piece of chicken” are we talking about? Leg, breast, wing? Fried, baked, broiled, boiled? Skinless or skin? How large? A good-sized leg or a small wing?

2. Let’s define “a piece of broccoli”

Which “piece of broccoli” should be the chosen one? Raw? With cheese sauce? Boiled? Please, “Secretary” Rollins, WE MUST KNOW!

3. Let’s define a “corn tortilla”

Which brand should we buy? Old El Paso? Ortega? Homemade? Should they be authentic Mexican tortillas? Made with white or yellow corn? Can we put the piece of chicken and piece of broccoli in the tortilla? SO MANY QUESTIONS, “Secretary”!

4. Let’s define “one other thing”

I guess “one other thing” could mean just about anything. Let’s first discuss the cost of this wonderful “healthy” meal. Rollins insinuates in her interview that this meal would cost a mere three bucks. Which is bullshit because the chicken alone could cost three bucks, if not more, depending on the size of the piece of chicken, the kind of piece of chicken and where you buy it. And a “piece of chicken” is more than likely to have come from a whole chicken. The cheapest I’ve seen whole chickens go for lately is ninety-nine cents a pound. Do the math.

Next the broccoli. You can’t just buy a “piece of broccoli”. Right now I’m seeing a bag of frozen Great Value broccoli at Walmart going for $2.88. Fresh broccoli crowns go for $1.83. Between that and the chicken, you’re already over $3.00.

As for the corn tortillas, prices start at $1.98 for Great Value and they go up from there.

And we haven’t even got to the “something else” part. Many have guessed that the “something else” is a beverage of some sort. Well, depending on your boisson, that could get pricey as well.

And don’t even get me started on people that are vegetarians or allergic to certain foods. Apparently “Secretary” Rollins doesn’t care about that. Nor does she get it.

While were talking food, let’s not fail to mention brain-worm heroin addict Kennedy’s recent revelation of the four food groups, but in pizza form instead of a plate. And the change is? NOTHING!

When it comes down to it, nobody, especially anyone in this “government”, should be telling another human being what they should and should not be eating. Most people right now cannot afford “healthy” foods, so they’re going to purchase less expensive processed foods. As humans we have the ability to make our own choices, to make up our own minds.

Do these idiots actually think the majority of us are planning our meals based on what they tell us? Maybe the dumb ones are, but that’s their problem. It’s the same thing with vaccinations. If someone wants a vaccination, they’re going to get one, no matter what a heroin-addicted alleged “health secretary” says.

You have a mind. Think for yourself.

Tell me what you think!