A Pseudo Attorney–uh–Press Secretary–For a Pseudo President

A Pseudo Attorney–uh–Press Secretary–For a Pseudo President

The latest performer to join the SHITHOLE circus is none other than Ms. Smile Brite Twitface better known as Katie Zacharia.

This twit is the alleged new “press secretary” but her “qualifications” are little to be desired.

In her first appearance, it became obvious to even the biggest MAGA dummy that the blonde bitch cannot read. Or read well, at least. She did tell many lies, however, which for the SHITHOLE administration is a key qualification. And one of the biggest lies she tried to sell was that she is an attorney. She couldn’t even be an attorney for a monkey, much less a SHITHOLE. She does possess a law degree from the Pepperdine Caruso School of Law but failed in an attempt to pass the California bar exam after graduating from law school. And there’s some nonsense about being an attorney in China.

Ms. Smile Brite Twitface has an easy job. One that does not require a degree of any kind and certainly not a law degree. All she has to do every day is stand at the podium, flash her overpowering fake white smile at the reporters and cameras, toss her artificial golden locks around and lie like the bitch she is.

Lie for the SHITHOLE. That’s the entire job description of “press secretary” for this “administration”.

Tell me what you think!