Christmas Movie 19: “The Christmas Star”

Christmas Movie 19: “The Christmas Star”

Iconic actor Ed Asner portrayed Santa Claus in numerous movies throughout his career but the first time he dressed up as the Big Red Gift Giver was in Disney’s “The Christmas Star” in 1986.

The film is about Horace McNickle (Edward Asner), a felon serving time for counterfeiting. With only six months left on his sentence, Horace escapes from prison dressed as Santa Claus right before Christmas. His reason for escaping revolves around the same thing that landed him in prison: years before he and his partner Lucky stole some money; Lucky got away with his share and Horace ended up in prison. But before he went to prison, he hid his share of the loot in a throne used by a department store Santa. Now he has learned that the throne is to be sold. Horace is desperate to retrieve his share of the money before it’s too late.

He makes his way to a city neighborhood and ends up injuring himself before he hides in the basement of an apartment building owned by a mean landlord (played by Rene Auberjonois), who is planning to sell the building. Two children who live in the building, Billy and Trudy Jameson, discover Horace sleeping in the basement and believe he is the real Santa Claus. Horace tells the kids he needs something to help him walk because of his bum leg and Billy gives him his grandfather’s cane. The cane is very significant to the ending of the movie but I won’t tell you why.

Santa tells the kids he’s leaving for a bit and they end up following him to the department store where we see the throne and reindeer. Horace removes the head of one of the reindeer, thinking maybe his loot is inside but all he finds is newspaper and gets wary when questioned by a cop. Horace hurries off. It then cuts to the police precinct where a call has come in about Horace being spotted dressed as Santa walking with a cane. The police run off to hunt him down but Horace trades off his cane with another Santa and takes his bell instead, completely throwing the police off.

Back in the basement Santa requests a phone book from the kids. He looks something up in the book, telling the kids he’s looking for a reindeer doctor. Next we see Horace visiting an old shack by the railroad tracks and speaking with a raggedy woman who knew his old partner Lucky. She gives Horace a large metal key and tells him Lucky left it for him.

As Santa is cleaning the key in the basement he listens in on the various conversations going on in the building and learns Billy and Trudy’s father is having trouble finding work. Later on Santa tells the kids that he needs their help finding the money and getting into the store to look for it. The following day the kids get Horace some regular clothes and pretend he’s their grandfather as they all go back to the Santa at the department store and that’s when Horace sees the key hole in the side of the throne.

Because Santa knows the cops would be looking for him, he convinces Billy, Trudy and their friends to break into the throne and get the money. After they succeed, they bring the money to Horace who is waiting for it at the railroad tracks.

Feeling guilty, Horace splits the money between the landlord who was being forced to sell the building, saving all the people in the building from having to be evicted and the raggedy old lady that knew Lucky. Horace is caught by the police and returns to prison.

Although not the greatest film, it’s still entertaining and endearing as a Christmas film. And it helps that Ed Asner is the one playing Santa.

You can currently watch “The Christmas Star” on Disney+.

Christmas Movie 20: “Scrooged”

Christmas Movie 20: “Scrooged”

Christmas wouldn’t be Christmas without some kind of rendition of the Charles Dickens’ classic “A Christmas Carol”. So many versions exist, from black and white movies to cartoons. “Scrooged” is one of three versions I’ll be mentioning in my movie breakdown and although it’s not one of the greatest depictions to have graced the big screen, it’s one of my favorites and was a big hit during my teen years.

Released in 1988 ,”Scrooged” was the first movie Bill Murray had done since the success of 1984’s “Ghostbusters”. He stars as Frank Cross, a cruel top executive at IBC Television who is planning to air an elaborate live production of “A Christmas Carol” on Christmas Eve. We first witness Frank’s mean side when he fires one of his executives, Eliot Loudermilk (played by Bobcat Goldthwait) for disagreeing with him. We also gain insight into how Frank treats his own staff when he tells his secretary Grace (Alfre Woodward) that she has to work late when she’s planning to go home.

After his first encounter with the ghost of his mentor Lew Hayward (played by John Forsythe), Frank gets scared and his phone automatically calls his ex-girlfriend Claire (Karen Allen). Although he hasn’t seen her in fifteen years, Frank finds himself leaving her a message.

As expected, Frank gets visited by three spirits (played by David Johansen (past), Carol Kane (present) and Robert Hammond (future)) . In a roundabout way with some rough spots here and there, Frank and Claire reunite. Eliot gets his job back, Frank prevents his job from being taken away and the live Christmas Eve production of “A Christmas Carol” goes off, somewhat, without a hitch.

“Scrooged” is filled with some big names in small roles (Robert Mitchum, Buddy Hackett, Jamie Farr, John Houseman) three of Bill Murray’s brothers and even Mary Lou Retton and the Solid Gold Dancers make an appearance. There’s even cameos from Lee Majors and Robert Goulet.

The irony runs strong throughout the movie based simply on the title, Frank’s own name (Cross) and the fact that they are staging a production of “A Christmas Carol”. It’s a fun movie to watch and thirty-five years later it still stands strong as a great Christmas film and a fine interpretation of “A Christmas Carol”.

Christmas Movie 21: “Ernest Saves Christmas”

Christmas Movie 21: “Ernest Saves Christmas”

If you’re into silly 80’s Christmas movies, look no further than “Ernest Saves Christmas”.

This movie released in 1988 stars Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell, the simple-minded character whose heart is always in the right place but who always seems to end up in the wrong place. A jack-of-all-trades and master-of-none in all his movies, this film portrays Ernest as an Orlando, Florida taxi driver who picks up a passenger at the airport (Douglas Seale). Ernest comments to the man that he looks a lot like Santa Claus to which the passenger replies that he is Santa Claus.

As it turns out, Santa is getting ready to retire and he’s seeking out his successor, a former children’s show host named Joe Carruthers (played by Oliver Clark). Santa knows he’s at the Orlando Children’s Museum and tells Ernest he must get there right away.

On their way to the museum, they pick up a runaway teenage girl named Harmony Starr (Noelle Parker) . Ernest soon realizes Santa has no real money so Santa rides for free and because of this, he ends up losing his job. On top of that, Ernest discovers that when he dropped him off at the museum, Santa left his magic sack in Ernest’s cab. So now Ernest, and Harmony, who somehow has just latched on to Ernest, have to track down Santa.

Back at the museum Santa tries to convince Joe that he must take over as Santa but is dismayed by Joe’s agent. Then Santa discovers his sack is missing and he tries explaining his predicament and how Joe needs to become Santa but the agent isn’t having it and Santa gets arrested.

Ernest and Harmony manage to get Santa out of jail and once again take Santa to see Joe, who is now in a role for a horror film called Christmas Slay, which he clearly wants no part of. The role also offends Santa and he ends up punching the director of the movie.

In a final push, Santa tracks Joe down at his home and somewhat convinces him to become the new Santa. Ernest helps this along when he and Santa’s helpers meet Santa’s elves at the airport, get the reindeer and sleigh and fly to the children’s museum. When Joe witnesses the flying reindeer, he’s finally convinced.

Throughout the film we also witness the hijinks of Chuck and Bobby, two storage agents at the airport who have a large package that Chuck believes says “hold for helper elms” but Bobby keeps telling him it’s a “V”. Which of course they later discover it’s Santa’s sleigh and reindeer, when suddenly antlers pop through the box and the reindeer suddenly fly up to the ceiling.

An interesting tidbit about this film: (per Wikipedia: This was the first major feature production filmed almost entirely in Orlando, Florida, at the then-unfinished Disney-MGM Studios. Exterior scenes set at the house of Ernest’s friend Vern were filmed at a house located on Residential Street at the park, and which was part of the Studio Backlot Tour until it was demolished in 2002.)

Christmas Movie 22: “The Lemon Drop Kid”

Christmas Movie 22: “The Lemon Drop Kid”

What can be said about Bob Hope that hasn’t already been said? The man was an iconic entertainer for decades and one Christmas classic he left us with is “The Lemon Drop Kid”. It’s a comedy film made in 1951 featuring Hope and Marilyn Maxwell.

Hope plays a loveable con artist known as The Kid (real name is Sidney Milburn) whose shtick is sucking on lemon drops and of course conning people out of their money at the racetrack. When he swindles the wrong person at the racetrack right before Christmas, he finds himself in a precarious situation. Because the wrong person he has wronged is a gangster named Moose Moran (played by Fred Clark). Moose is out $10,000 and Kid has until Christmas to pay him back.

Kid encounters his old friend Nellie Thursday back in New York and learns that she has had her application for a retirement home denied. This comes into play later in the story. Kid then visits his on-again-off-again girlfriend Brainey Baxter (Maxwell) and swindles her out of ten bucks and takes off. Then he tries to get the ten grand from Oxford Charlie, a crime boss he’s had past dealings with. With no luck from Charlie, Kid gets tossed out. As he’s walking down the street he encounters a Santa ringing a bell and declaring “help the needy”. Santa says to Kid “put something in the pot?” and Kid replies “at least you’ve got one”. But Santa gives Kid an idea and in the next scene we see Kid dressed as a street corner Santa ringing a bell. He is soon recognized by a police officer and is charged with panhandling. He calls Brainey for help and initially she refuses but she ends up bailing him out.

Kid then comes up with a scheme to not only save himself but help Nellie out as well. Along with his swindling friends such as Brainey and Gloomy (played by William Frawley), Kid converts an abandoned casino (ironically belonging to Moose Moran) into the “Nellie Thursday Home For Old Dolls”. Now that they have a license, Kid and his cronies stage themselves as Santas around the city to collect money for their “legitimate” charity. However, the others are unaware of Kid’s plans to keep the money for himself to pay off Moose.

Once Charlie gets word of the charity all hell breaks loose and the inhabitants at the home are kidnapped while Kid is away. The story ends with a twist, putting Moose and Charlie in jeopardy and making Kid a hero, at least to his allies.

One comical scene in the movie shows Frawley’s character dressed as Santa and singing an off-key mixed up version of “Silver Bells”. Kid and Brainey come along and Kid berates him for his poor singing. Then Kid and Brainey break into the well-known and first-aired rendition of the popular Christmas song.

Although I have only seen “Lemon Drop Kid” once, I found it very entertaining and intend to add it to my yearly Christmas watch list.


Christmas Movie 23: “It Came Upon A Midnight Clear”

Christmas Movie 23: “It Came Upon A Midnight Clear”

For me Mickey Rooney has always been synonymous with classic movies. After all, he is a movie icon. One of my favorite Rooney Christmas movies, going back to my teen years, is “It Came Upon A Midnight Clear”. This one is from 1984.

The movie stars Rooney as Mike Halligan, a retired New York City cop now living with his daughter and her family in California. It’s quite clear he misses Christmas in NYC when the family goes to pick out a tree and he complains about the trees being all different colors and there is no snow. We learn of his plan to take his grandson Robbie (played by Scott Grimes) to NYC for Christmas. A few days before Christmas Halligan is putting up Christmas lights and suffers a fatal heart attack. In a fantasy twist to the movie, while waiting to check in at Heaven’s gates, Halligan makes a deal with the archangel (George Gaynes) to return to Earth to fulfill his NYC Christmas trip with Robbie. The archangel makes a deal with Halligan: he can return to Earth temporarily, but he must seek out a wayward angel in NYC named Wiley Boggs (William Griffis) who was sent to NYC to restore the Christmas spirit. But has now just been running amok.

Much to his daughter’s protest (after all, he just died and came back to life and now wants to take off to NYC with her son), Halligan and Robbie leave for NYC because a deal is a deal. His daughter and the rest of her family tag along because, hey, you just died but now you’re alive and what the hell is going on?

Long story short, Halligan and Robbie track Wiley throughout the city and finally catch up with him where he reveals that he has given up on spreading the Christmas spirit and that Halligan can tell the archangel that he found him but he didn’t succeed in doing what he was supposed to do.

Robbie comes up with the idea that if Wiley couldn’t spread the Christmas cheer, maybe he and Halligan should do it. They take to the streets singing Christmas carols. Then with the help of a reporter (Annie Potts), who has been desperately trying to find stories about the Christmas spirit to report for her broadcast, they are able to spread their message to the whole city.

I won’t reveal the entire ending but Rooney’s last line in the movie kind of hits you: “Life is what you make of it”.