So What?

So What?

by MichelleMcHatton

Last week Americans learned, via Jack Smith’s 165-page brief, details of what was going on with SHITHOLE during the January 6, 2021 riot on the Capitol.

It is noted in the brief that after learning Pence had been taken to a secure location in the Capitol, an aide rushed to SHITHOLE, who sat in the White House dining room tweeting. The aide was hoping SHITHOLE would “take action to ensure Pence’s safety”. But, according to the filing, instead of offering to help Pence, SHITHOLE looked at the aide and said “So what?”.

That is all we need to remember.

Because whatever happens to SHITHOLE in the future, all we need to say regarding him is “SO WHAT?”

He gets sentenced to prison for the rest of his life? SO WHAT!

And when SHITHOLE dies, which he eventually will, we can all let out a relieved sigh and scream: SO WHAT!

In Control

In Control

by MichelleMcHatton

Yesterday an actual “representative” from the United States Congress went on the shit bird site and declared that “Yes, they can control the weather. It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say that it can’t be done”. That statement came from none other than Marjorie Taylor Greene, a/k/a Crazy Marge.

Now who “they” may actually be, who knows? Could be Democrats, Republicans, ghosts, aliens, monsters, cats, dogs, rabbits, you name it. My second question for Crazy Marge is “how” they can control it. Because, shit, if that were true, we should hope they’d be working on getting nice, beautiful weather everywhere in the country. Maybe “they” could send a snowstorm my way, because I really love the snow and it’s never too early. Maybe “they” could arrange for it to constantly rain at Crazy Marge’s house all the time. Because she deserves it. Definitely have some really shitty weather happening at Mar-A-Shitlo all the time so SHITHOLE can’t golf. I mean, since “they” control it. May as well have some fun with it, right? It still doesn’t answer “how” “they” control it. Does whoever “they” may be hold in their piss until they can’t any longer and then release it on Georgia? Are mudslides actually forms of raging diarrhea that “they” release on California for making really bad movies? Maybe it doesn’t have anything to do with bodily functions. Maybe “they” just wave their magic sharpie, hold it across a map of the United States and say “HURRICANE!” and BOOM! Asheville, North Carolina is destroyed. Who. The. Fuck. Knows.

All I know is that if Crazy Marge actually believes this, and I’m pretty certain she does, among other nonsense she has spewed, she doesn’t belong in Congress. She belongs in a mental institution.

Trump Is Mentally Impaired

Trump Is Mentally Impaired

by MichelleMcHatton

Yesterday in Wisconsin SHITHOLE Trump spewed his daily (or weekly) shit to his dumbass followers, showing more and more desperation as the days get closer and closer to November 5.

His latest rhetoric is that Kamala Harris was born “mentally impaired” and that she is “mentally disabled”. Of course, the world knows Harris is not mentally impaired or mentally disabled and for SHITHOLE to state that, makes him an asshole and SHITHOLE ableist. But ableist aside, there is proof that SHITHOLE himself is mentally impaired and/or mentally disabled.

All anyone needs to do is listen to him for five seconds and you know there’s something cognitively wrong with him. Not only does he continuously slur his words, ramble on off topic, can’t remember what the fuck state he’s in, can’t remember names and doesn’t know which way is up, he thinks Hannibal Lecter is a real person, that asylum seekers escaped from institutions, that there is no climate change, that windmills cause cancer, that bleach will kill Covid, that Haitians are eating cats and dogs in Springfield, Ohio, that sharks run on batteries, that day is night and night is day. It’s amazing he doesn’t injure himself just getting out of bed in the morning.

And there is one more thing we need to remember that proves SHITHOLE is mentally impaired. You may recall in 2017 and again in 2019 SHITHOLE was called “DOTARD” by North Korea’s Kim Jong Un. The meaning of “dotard”, as everyone discovered when they ran to their dictionaries upon learning this new word is: “an old person, especially one who has become physically weak or whose mental faculties have declined”.

So who is indeed the mentally impaired one, SHITHOLE?

Anything But Humble

Anything But Humble

by MichelleMcHatton

The other day the person that calls herself “governor” of Arkansas stated that Kamala Harris wasn’t “humble” because she did not have biological children.

The person I’m referring to is Sarah Huckabee Sanders who had the audacity to state that “my kids keep me humble”. Bitch, you are anything but humble. I don’t believe she knows the meaning of the word.

To be humble you must have a modest or low estimate of your own importance or be of a low social, administrative or political rank. This cunt is in charge of a state that as of 2024 U.S. News & World Report ranked 47th overall, down two from their 2023 ranking of 45. Not exactly a top-notch place to live or something to be proud of. And if she were so “humble” she wouldn’t be governor. Being humble is a characteristic that one chooses to have. People that are “humble” are usually decent people. With or without children. They don’t criticize others for not having children, biological or not, nor do they purposely mispronounce their name. Such as this unhumble bitch did.

We must also remember that in 2018 this “humble” cow was denied service at a restaurant in Virginia because she was SHITHOLE’s “press secretary” and the restaurant didn’t want to serve her because of SHITHOLE’s “policies” and the fact that this shrew would spew SHITHOLE’s lies day in and day out.

And let’s not get started on how this swine dresses. Holy shit. Have you checked grandma’s couch to see if the cover is missing? Oh wait. That’s the same couch Vance is busy fucking? Never mind.

Talk about being humble. Bitch, please.

Out of Touch

Out of Touch

by MichelleMcHatton

How can you possibly take the job of representing the American people seriously when you are so out of touch with the American people?

I’m talking about SHITHOLE, his sidekick Jerkoff Dipshit and their entire GOP posse. These people are so out of touch with Americans they can’t order doughnuts or shake hands correctly. They feel that school shootings are a “fact of life”, when they are anything but. They are not a “fact of life”, they are a cause of death and something that shouldn’t be happening in this country.

SHITHOLE stands on a debate stage and lies that doctors are “executing” babies at birth. Executing? No, the kids first have to get to school so they can be “executed”. Because that’s just a “fact of life”.

SHITHOLE stood outside one of his golf courses with a table full of food, talking about how nice it was to see Cheerios once again. Maybe if he went to a store once in a while, he’d see Cheerios more often. SHITHOLE believes you need ID to buy bread and milk. You don’t.

They don’t understand or want to believe that IVF actually helps create life, not end it. That windmills don’t cause cancer. That vaccines prevent illness. Then again, they don’t believe in science. Why should we be surprised?

Most recently both SHITHOLE and Jerkoff have lied about Haitian immigrants in Springfield, OH stealing and eating people’s pets. Seriously. If you’re going to toss around shit like that, you’d better have real photo and video footage to prove it. And if they could prove it, which they can’t, because it’s not true, they should find out why these people are eating pets. Because maybe they don’t earn enough money trying to improve Springfield’s economy to put food on the table. And don’t forget to question the old white dude who has eaten his parakeet. But because of their lies, it’s created havoc in Springfield, with bomb threats, causing the citizens of Springfield to be afraid to go to school or work. How is that a way to live? And SHITHOLE wants to actually visit Springfield? After his most recent “assassination attempt”, SHITHOLE must be a glutton for punishment. Well, he is a glutton….

It’s late in the game but maybe if SHITHOLE and Jerkoff became “real people” instead of narcissistic political robots they’d grasp the life of the real American. Then again, no chance of that ever happening.