Christmas Movie 13: “Christmas Eve on Sesame Street”

Christmas Movie 13: “Christmas Eve on Sesame Street”

This 1978 Emmy-award winning film revolves around Big Bird worrying about how Santa Claus can fit down the chimney. Oscar doesn’t help matters any by placing doubts in Big Bird’s mind. So Big Bird does what any self-respecting bird would do when trying to find out the truth: have Kermit and Grover interview various children about how Santa does it.

Also in this film Bert and Ernie play out their own version of “The Gift of the Magi” when they want to exchange gifts but have no money to do so. So Bert exchanges his paper clip collection at Hooper’s store for a soap dish for Rubbie Duckie. Ernie exchanges his Rubber Duckie at Hooper’s for a cigar box for Bert’s paper clip collection. Being the kind soul that he is, Mr. Hooper later returns the paper clip collection and Rubber Duckie back to their respective owners.

In another side note during the film, Cookie Monster is trying to get in touch with Santa and in the process, ends up eating a pencil, a typewriter and a landline telephone. This is a hilarious bit and has always been one of my favorite parts of the movie.

In the end the entire neighborhood is frantically searching for Big Bird when he decides to sit atop the brownstone to wait for Santa so he can see exactly how he gets down the chimney. Of course when Santa arrives, Big Bird is asleep. Bird eventually wakes and goes down to Gordon and Susan’s apartment where he learns that Santa has already come and gone.

Christmas Movie 14 “How The Grinch Stole Christmas”

Christmas Movie 14 “How The Grinch Stole Christmas”

Take a tale from a beloved children’s author, add in one of the best film directors in the world, mix in the antics of a talented comedic icon and you have the 2000 live-action film “How The Grinch Stole Christmas”.

If you’re at all familiar with the story itself, you know it revolves around The Grinch and his loathing of Christmas and anything that has to do with it. He hates it so much that he decides to take it away from his neighbors The Whos, so they can’t have Christmas either. This movie plays out the story well but what I like most about it is how Cindy Lou Who (Taylor Momsen) is curious enough to learn about The Grinch (Jim Carrey) and why he is like he is. And she’s not afraid of him like her adult counterparts. And in the end she becomes his friend.

Hilarious hijinks ensue after Cindy nominates The Grinch as the town’s Holiday Cheermeister, much to the dismay of his former bully and current mayor of Whoville, Augustus MayWho (Jeffrey Tambor). Once MayWho presents The Grinch with an electric razor and then proposes to Martha May Whovier (Christine Baranski), a girl from The Grinch’s past who never laughed at him in school and whom The Grinch has a crush on, The Grinch loses it (rightfully so) and goes amok on Whoville and all the Whos before fleeing back to Mount Crumpit.

Once home, The Grinch seeks revenge on the Whos. You pretty much know what happens from here. He tosses some antlers on his dog Max’s head, dresses as Santa and descends upon the town to take away their Christmas cheer. But the ending is a bit different than the cartoon because Cindy is involved and The Grinch saves her. They return to the town together and The Grinch is remorseful. Martha realizes that MayWho is really a buffoon and declares her love for The Grinch.

All is well that ends well in Whoville.

Christmas Movie 15: “An American Christmas Carol”

Christmas Movie 15: “An American Christmas Carol”

What better way to celebrate Christmas than a 1979 made-for-TV version of Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” starring The Fonz himself?

This drama has Henry Winkler playing the “Scrooge” character named Benedict Slade, a depression-era New England businessman. You already know his type: lonely, miserly, greedy, uncaring for others. How else would Scrooge–uh–Benedict be?

You already know the story. Benedict gets visited by three ghosts who take him to the past, present and future to show him what his life was like, is like and will be like if he doesn’t straighten up. Except Benedict’s ghosts are portrayed by his debtors, which is a cool twist on the story. Another twist is that instead of just giving his clerk (Thatcher) Christmas day off, he actually fires him for not helping him tear apart leather-bound books that he got from one of his debtors. He fires him! On Christmas Eve! Scrooge himself never even did that! Benedict is a badass (and I mean that in a bad way).

On Christmas when Benedict awakes he is a new man, ready to forgive his debtors and returns their possessions. He also adopts a boy from the very orphanage where he grew up.

I love that Gerard Parkes plays Jessup, the manager of the orphanage and one of the debtors/Ghost of Christmas Present. Because who doesn’t love Doc from “The Fraggles”?

If you flip around the old telly enough during the Christmas season, you should be able to find this gem somewhere to watch. It’s probably on YouTube as well. Worth a view, if only for Henry Winkler alone.

Christmas Movie 16 “Yogi’s First Christmas”

Christmas Movie 16 “Yogi’s First Christmas”

As silly as it seems, this 1980 Hanna-Barbera classic is one of my favorites. After all, who doesn’t love Yogi Bear and Company?

In this film Huckleberry Hound, Snagglepuss, Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy travel to Jellystone Lodge for Christmas. They are told by Ranger Smith that the lodge owner, Sophie Throckmorton, is going to close down the lodge after Christmas because a resident troublemaking hermit named Herman has been causing problems for people who visit. And she’s sick of his shit. So Ranger Smith instructs the gang that they have to do everything in their power to keep her happy. And that means to especially keep Yogi and Boo-Boo, who are hibernating, away from the lodge.

No sooner does he say that, Yogi and Boo-Boo wake up and go to the lodge to discover their first Christmas. Mrs. Throckmorton is enamored with Yogi and his talents, much to her snooty nephew Snively’s dismay.

To help cause trouble himself, Snively befriends Herman. Each time the duo tries to ensue problems, Yogi seems to thwart them.

In the end Snively and Herman are forgiven for their misgivings and everyone ends up having a great Christmas and the lodge is saved. And Yogi and Boo-Boo are brought back to their cave to continue hibernation.

I’m not sure how often this one is still shown on TV during the season but if you enjoy a good cartoon and are able to catch it, do so. It’s certainly worth a few laughs.

Christmas Movie 17 “Santa Claus: The Movie”

Christmas Movie 17 “Santa Claus: The Movie”

“Santa Claus: The Movie” is a classic holiday film that has captured the hearts of audiences for decades. Released in 1985, the movie tells the tale of how Santa Claus came to be, and the journey of a toymaker who becomes his helper.

The film opens up introducing us to a woodworker named Claus (David Huddleston) who, along with his wife Anya (Judy Cornwell) and their two reindeer, Donner and Blitzen, delivering handmade toys to children in a village on Christmas Eve. When they leave, they get lost in a blizzard and are rescued by elves who take them to their workshop to live.

The following Christmas Eve Claus is renamed Santa Claus and it’s explained to him that he has all the time in the world to deliver toys to children all over the world. During one of his trips, Santa befriends Joe, a cynical homeless boy in NYC. Joe also befriends Cornelia, a well-to-do little girl who lives with her nanny and rich uncle B.Z. (John Lithgow), the cheap, unethical owner of B.Z. Toy Company.

As time goes on Santa realizes he needs an official assistant and holds a contest among the elves to see who it will be. The winner turns out to be Patch (Dudley Moore), who created a machine to speed up production. Unbeknownst to Patch, the machine is not working properly and a lot of the toys being produced have something wrong with them. When toys begin coming back to the North Pole as they are worthless and broken, Patch’s role as assistant is removed. Feeling bad, Patch runs away from the North Pole.

He goes to New York where he finds work with B.Z. Toys and lends his toy making abilities to the mean B.Z. Cornelia, living with her uncle, overhears his plans to destroy Santa. Joe is kidnapped by B.Z. and Cornelia learns of exploding candy canes that Patch has created which make people fly. She tells Santa and in the end, he saves the day, as well as Patch and Joe. B.Z. ends up flying off into space somewhere, never to return. Joe and Cornelia agree to live with Santa and the elves at the North Pole.

Although the film received negative feedback, it’s still considered a cult classic by many, myself included. Again, it’s a film I saw in the theater when I was a teen so it’s always been a big part of my past.