You Can’t Just Switch Christmas Off

You Can’t Just Switch Christmas Off

For many, once December 26 hits, it’s lights out for Christmas.

No sooner is the last present opened, the last carol sung and the last Christmas movie is watched and it’s back to the old hum-drum “normalcy” of pre-Christmas days.  As if Christmas never even happened.

Not for me.  I try to make it last as long as I can.  I actually make it last all year long.  Because every single day throughout the year I listen to some Christmas music.  It may not be directly on the radio, but there are several year-long Christmas channels on IHeartRadio that I listen to.  YouTube is also a good place for year-round Christmas.  I also have Spotify, Pandora, Radio.com, to name a few.  I also try to watch a different Christmas movie once a month, I stay in touch with members of various Christmas groups that I belong to and I shop for Christmas gifts year-round.

For me it’s depressing to just stop celebrating Christmas.  I can’t just switch it off until next year.  I have to gradually withdraw from it, but never fully do.  And that’s how I like it.

Christmas Memories

Christmas Memories

One event from my past that still rings clear to me today is from my junior year in high school.  I had a friend whom I will call “Cathy” (not her real name).  Cathy was a year older than me and was in the senior class.  She was also from a family much more poor than my own, which was pretty poor, since my family itself was at poverty level.

It was a few days before Christmas break and Cathy and I were sitting in the cafeteria having lunch.  The conversation turned towards Christmas.

“So, what do you think you’re getting?” I asked Cathy, knowing she probably wasn’t going to be getting much.

“Well, I did ask my folks for some oil paints and new brushes.”

Cathy was an untrained artist.  She had never had an art lesson in her life, yet she could draw just about anything freehand.

The next thing I knew I was asking her about her four brothers and what she thought they may get for Christmas.  I made a mental note of everything she told me and jotted it down in my notebook.

When I got home from school that day I was telling my mother about the conversation I had with Cathy and how I felt bad that she and her brothers probably wouldn’t be getting much.

“I’d like to do something for her,” I told my mother.

So off we went to Ames (which was my favorite department store at the time–this was LONG before my area had Walmarts!).  It’s funny because all I can remember purchasing is a bottle of Charlie perfume for Cathy’s mother and some paint brushes for Cathy.  I know we got Cathy’s father and brothers items also but I cannot recall what they were.

Then we set our plan in motion.  All the gifts were wrapped and put into trash bags and decorated the bags with bows.  We threw in some unopened boxes of Kix cereal which we had coming out of our ears, since my mother was a WIC recipient and that was the one cereal WIC recipients were able to get.

My step-father drove me out to Cathy’s house and parked about 1000 feet away from her house.  I lugged the two trash bags up Cathy’s icy driveway.  A dog barked in the distance.  Or maybe it was Roman, their black lab.  I reached the side door of their house and the outside light popped on.  My heart raced as I dropped the bags and booked it out of there, somehow managing to not fall on my ass.

On Christmas morning I got a call from Cathy.  This was not unusual, as we chatted just about every day on the phone.

“Guess what Santa brought?” she said excitedly.

I smiled.  “What?”

“Garbage bags!”

“Huh?”

She then started to laugh.  “Last night I was sitting in my room when all of a sudden Roman started barking his head off.  I looked out the window and saw the light was on near the side door.  So I went to investigate.  And there were these two trash bags.  So I yelled up the stairs ‘Okay, who’s the goober who forgot to go to the dump’?  And then I saw the bows on the trash bags.”

Thank God for the bows!

Cathy then proceeded to tell me about all the gifts that were in the bags.  She then started to cry when she mentioned getting her oil paints and brushes.

“We think it was a good Samaritan from our church,” Cathy said, in trying to guess who the do-gooder was.

“Maybe you’re just not meant to know, Cathy,” I replied.

That June Cathy graduated leaving me behind for one more year of high school.  She went on to attend college at BYU.  We kept in touch for several years but when I graduated and began working and going to college, we eventually lost touch.

But every Christmas I always think of Cathy, the friendship we had and the joy my family and I brought to her and her family one Christmas.

Looking Back: A Little Christmas Humor

Looking Back: A Little Christmas Humor

To honor the end of the decade, I’m looking back on some old Christmas posts.  This one was originally posted December 17, 2010.  We should have known Santa was a woman back then!

 

Santa is a Woman?
Author Unknown
I think Santa Claus is a woman … I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she.

Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!

For starters, the vast majority of men don’t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. It’s as if they are all frozen in some kind of Ebenezerian Time Warp until 3 p.m. on Dec. 24th, when they – with amazing calm – call other errant men and plan for a last-minute shopping spree.

Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. (You might think this would send them into a fit of panic and guilt, but my husband tells me it’s an enormous relief because it lessens the 11th hour decision-making burden.) On this count alone, I’m convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag.

Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen’s rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist.

Even if the male Santa DID have reindeer, he’d still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions.

Add to this the fact that there would be unavoidable delays in the chimney, where the Bob Vila-like Santa would stop to inspect and repoint bricks in the flue. He would also need to check for carbon monoxide fumes in every gas fireplace, and get under every Christmas tree that is crooked to straighten it to a perfectly upright 90-degree angle.

Other reasons why Santa can’t possibly be a man:

Men can’t pack a bag.
Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
Men would feel their masculinity is threatened … having to be seen with all those elves.
Men don’t answer their mail.
Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a “bowlful of jelly.”
Men aren’t interested in stockings unless somebody’s wearing them.
Having to do the “Ho Ho Ho” thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
I can buy the fact that other mythical characters are men …
Father Time shows up once a year unshaven and looking ominous.
Definite guy.

Cupid flies around carrying weapons.
Guy

Uncle Sam is a politician who likes to point fingers.
Ditto
Any one of these individuals could pass the testosterone screening test. But not St. Nick. Not a chance. As long as we have each other, good will, peace on earth, faith and Nat King Cole’s version of “The Christmas Song,” it probably makes little difference what gender Santa is.

I just wish she’d quit dressing like a guy!!!