By now everyone knows that on June 13, 2025 Israel attacked Iran as an alleged response to Iran’s enrichment of weapon-grade uranium, causing alleged fear on Israel’s part that Iran was up to no good and was building nuclear weapons.

Fast forward nine days and SHITHOLE decides to get involved and allegedly attack three Iranian nuclear facilities.

Backtrack a little before these events. Maybe even several years. Think. What is the one thing that SHITHOLE desires more than anything else in the world? Seriously. A Nobel Peace Prize. After all, the Black President got one. The peanut farmer President got one. Shit, even the Man Who Really Won The Presidency in 2000 got one (as Vice President). Even Teddy Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson got one.

So SHITHOLE feels he deserves one too. And ironically, following these two attacks on Iran SHITHOLE was nominated for and then lost the nomination on the same day. Because who in their fucking right mind wants to give a 34-indicted criminal narcissistic fraudster rapist SHITHOLE a goddamn Nobel Peace Prize?

Did anyone stop to think that maybe, just maybe, SHITHOLE PLANNED the entire attack on Iran, with Nutahunu’s help, simply in the hopes of being nominated, and maybe winning, a Nobel Peace Prize?

After all, Nutahunu is like SHITHOLE 2.0 (he is an indicted criminal himself). They are like two peas in a pod (except Nut is actually smarter than SHITHOLE).

Here’s how I think it all went down:

Keep in mind Nut just visited the Shit House in April. Before that he had visited in February. Quite out of the ordinary for a foreign leader to visit the Shit House TWICE so closely together.

SHITHOLE expressed to Nut his desire to get a Nobel Peace Prize. Maybe he even mentioned Nut could get one too. Who knows? So the two devised a plan.

Since Israel has had it out with Iran since the Gulf War and Israel was tipped off in 2022 that Iran was allegedly building nuclear weapons, Nut probably felt it would seem “logical” that since three years have passed since they were tipped off, it was time to attack them. Better late than never, I guess.

So SHITHOLE tells him to attack Iran and then the United States will wait nine days (but SHITHOLE will tell everyone two weeks, because he’s Two Week Taco and it’ll throw everyone off) and then SHITHOLE won’t bother consulting with Congress and will tell Drunky Pete to risk our military and try our best to drop our “bunker bombs” on Iran. And it will be YUGE! And we’ll obliterate everyone and everything!

Then on June 25, 2025 SHITHOLE gives Iran permission to strike a U.S. Military Base. Why? Other than the fact that he’s a delusional fuck, who the fuck knows! But here is the actual transcript of what he said so take it for what it’s worth:

“You saw that, where 14 missiles were shot at us the other day. And they were very nice. They gave us warning. They said, “We’re going to shoot them.”

“Is 1 o’clock OK? They said it’s fine.” And everybody was emptied off the base, so they couldn’t get hurt, except for the gunners. They call them the gunners. And out of 14 high-end missiles that were shot at the base in Qatar, all 14, as you know, were shot down by our equipment. Amazing stuff, amazing what they can do.

Yes, simply A-MAZ-ING, SHITHOLE!

So, no, SHITHOLE will not be getting a Nobel Peace Prize. In fact, I’d go so far to say he’ll win a Booby Prize long before a Nobel Peace Prize.