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What if…

What if Hillary had won?

I don’t know if there would’ve been a coronavirus. But I can tell you if there had been one, she wouldn’t have let almost a quarter of a million people die from it.

I don’t know if there would be racial strife in the country. But I can tell you she wouldn’t encourage it.

I don’t know if we’d have better healthcare coverage than the Affordable Care Act. But I can tell you she wouldn’t have tried to prevent us from having health coverage and she wouldn’t have tried to prevent people with pre-existing conditions from being covered.

I don’t know if she would’ve ran for a second term. But I can tell you that she sure as hell wouldn’t be hiding in a bunker behind a wall like a chickenshit SHITHOLE on election night.

Posted in Christmas, Entertainment, Halloween, Television, television icons, Thanksgiving

From Peanuts to Apple

After fifty-plus years network TV has decided they are through with airing Charlie Brown and have passed the iconic cartoons off to Apple TV.

I can understand the frustrations of many. It’s a yearly tradition to be able to turn on the tube in October, November and December and watch “It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown”, “A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving” and “A Charlie Brown Christmas” at least once. When I was a kid it was shown only once and if you missed it, that was it for the year. In more recent years they have shown it more than once during the season. And it’s cool to be able to pass the cartoon on to your kids.

That’s why they have all the Peanuts cartoons on DVD. So you can purchase them and watch them all year long. Like I do.

So I can hear Charlie Brown complain about getting another rock in his Halloween bag. And laugh as Snoopy battles the table and chairs at Thanksgiving. And feel bittersweet at the final scene in “A Charlie Brown Christmas”. Anytime I like.

So stop bitching and complaining that network TV has moved Chuck to Apple. They were probably losing revenue on the series and now it can be Apple’s problem. Buy the DVDs and you won’t have to worry about it.

Now if they move Rudolph….then we’ll have a real problem on our hands. Just kidding. I have that on DVD also.

Posted in Things that make you say "hmm...", Things that piss me off

People Are Tired

People are tired of hearing about SHITHOLE, who has killed more than 215,000 Americans because he did away with protections for the country, called the coronavirus a “hoax”, refused to issue a countrywide lockdown, did not promote the use of facemasks, denied scientists, bashed Fauci and other health officials (including ones in the Shit House) and doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but himself.  That’s why we’re voting his ass out November 3.

SHITHOLE had the audacity to call Fauci and other scientists “idiots”. But SHITHOLE is the real idiot.  The country may be ready to move on from the coronavirus, but the coronavirus is not moving on from America. In fact, it is moving on America like a bitch in heat. However, Americans ARE ready to move on from SHITHOLE, who has been an even bigger health disaster for this country than the coronavirus.  That’s why we’re voting his ass out November 3.

Because SHITHOLE has been in charge, we are in danger of having a quarter of a million people die.  Because SHITHOLE has refused to acknowledge the coronavirus, even though he himself allegedly contracted it, because he has failed to acknowledge the use of facemasks and social distancing, that is the main reason why the country is in the state it is in today. That’s why we’re voting his ass out November 3.

People may be tired of Covid.  But Covid is not going away.  SHITHOLE, however, WILL be going away. In fact, SHITHOLE will be gone BEFORE Covid. Because Covid may never fully go away. Unlike SHITHOLE. Who will eventually die. Until he does, we’re voting his ass out November 3.

We know the real reason why SHITHOLE is bent out of shape over Fauci.  It’s not because of what Fauci has said about the coronavirus.  It’s because Fauci was awarded with the first ever National Academy of Medicine’s Presidential Citation for Exemplary Leadership.  Because SHITHOLE, who cannot even win an Emmy, will never win one of those awards.  Nor will he ever win a Nobel Peace Prize. SHITHOLE is just a jealous prick whose ass we are voting out November 3.

The only thing SHITHOLE will probably ever win is a prison sentence.

Posted in Things that make you say "hmm..."

Whatever Will He Do?

At his pep rally in Macon, GA Friday night SHITHOLE pondered what he’d do if he lost the presidential election to Joe Biden. He even insinuated that he would leave the country. I wouldn’t doubt it. SHITHOLE is running scared and doesn’t know which way is up. Add that to the fact that he’s a demented narcissist and anything can happen.

SHITHOLE doesn’t need to imagine what he’ll do if he loses the election. There are plenty of things that can, and more than likely will, happen to him:

  1. He can leave the country. Take this statement very seriously. It’s like when he told Russia to find the emails. This more than likely is his key plan. And he wouldn’t be leaving with the Secret Service. In fact, nobody will know where he is. And he wouldn’t be leaving in January. It would be on or shortly after November 4. Especially if he loses in a landslide that even he, in his demented mind, knows he has no way of changing. The thing is, and maybe he doesn’t realize this because he’s a demented SHITHOLE, he will be easily found.
  2. He can go to prison. SHITHOLE has so many pending charges lined up against him and owes so much money to so many people, they don’t know which one to bring up first. And if he goes to prison, I highly doubt Joe Biden is going to pardon him. And, although he may think he can, he cannot pardon himself. He has, however, spoken with himself. Remember when he said he was going to speak with the President of the Virgin Islands? Good times.
  3. He can go to Russia. For SHITHOLE, this option may actually be worse than going to prison. Hope he brings a taste tester with him.
  4. He can go into hiding. See number one. I’m not sure any country will offer him asylum. Maybe he can room with Bin Laden in his cave. Or maybe he’ll hide in the bunker.
  5. He can fake his death. Because fakery is what he knows. Although he’s not very good at it.
  6. He can die for real. See question 2 and especially question 3. Or just in general…

So these are some of the many ways the worst candidate (and “president”) in the history of American politics could have his life change if he loses the election. No wonder SHITHOLE is scared shitless. Notice I didn’t say he’d live out the remainder of his days at Shit-A-Largo. Because he won’t. In fact, when all is said and done with SHITHOLE, he may not have a place to live at all. Unless it’s prison.

Whichever way it ends, it’s not going to be pleasant for SHITHOLE!