What we can all learn from disgraced Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh (or as I like to refer to him: “Cuckanuts”), is that, no matter what you plan to do, don’t be an asshole at any time in your life. It will come back to bite you in the ass. Plus, nobody likes an asshole.
Think about what repercussions your current decisions may have somewhere down the line. You decide to drink and drive. You “jokingly” pull your dick out at a college party and stick it in the hands of a random female. You choose to have unprotected sex. You get drunk and rape a fellow classmate. You choose to ride the roller coaster after you ate pizza. You adopt a dog or cat although you are severely allergic to them. You wash your reds with your whites. You get the shits from eating too many prunes because, hey, you love prunes. You get the picture.
Of course, some repercussions aren’t as severe as others. I mean, if you become President of the United States nobody’s going to give a fuck if you puked after riding the roller coaster when you were ten. But it really means something if you admit on tape that you enjoy grabbing women by the pussy and then become the “President”.
People won’t give a fuck if you become a Supreme Court judge but fucked up washing your clothes while in college and ended up having to wear red underwear to your keg party. But they will be concerned if there are many sexual misconduct allegations brought against you from when you were at that keg party and then you become a Supreme Court judge.
The world won’t give a fuck if you shit your pants during a college football game because you ate too many prunes; because, hey, prunes are good for you. But two women bring lawsuits against you for rape and you are now a pro athlete and part of the best team in football. That’s heavy stuff. Once again, you’ll be wishing all you had to worry about were having the shits.
The world won’t end if you’re a young, starving musician and adopt a dog or cat, even if you’re severely allergic to them. Then you break out in hives daily. But have unprotected sex as a rock icon and you could end up with a lifelong issue, be it medical or human.
The world may make it go viral if you are an up and coming star at the office who does bad karaoke at a Christmas party. But if you are an important CEO who decides to drink at that Christmas party and then drive home, you are putting your life and the lives of many at risk. Even if you’re just an up and coming star at the office who drinks and drives you’re putting lives at risk. Just. Don’t. Do. It.
Cuckanuts may be sitting on the Supreme Court for now and that may seem prestigious in his eyes, but really, would you want to be him, knowing what you’ve done to many women, how you acted during your hearing, embarrassing yourself and your entire family and still embarrassing them and yourself every day? Simply put: in life, don’t be a Cuckanuts. Just. Don’t. Do. It.