How can you possibly take the job of representing the American people seriously when you are so out of touch with the American people?

I’m talking about SHITHOLE, his sidekick Jerkoff Dipshit and their entire GOP posse. These people are so out of touch with Americans they can’t order doughnuts or shake hands correctly. They feel that school shootings are a “fact of life”, when they are anything but. They are not a “fact of life”, they are a cause of death and something that shouldn’t be happening in this country.

SHITHOLE stands on a debate stage and lies that doctors are “executing” babies at birth. Executing? No, the kids first have to get to school so they can be “executed”. Because that’s just a “fact of life”.

SHITHOLE stood outside one of his golf courses with a table full of food, talking about how nice it was to see Cheerios once again. Maybe if he went to a store once in a while, he’d see Cheerios more often. SHITHOLE believes you need ID to buy bread and milk. You don’t.

They don’t understand or want to believe that IVF actually helps create life, not end it. That windmills don’t cause cancer. That vaccines prevent illness. Then again, they don’t believe in science. Why should we be surprised?

Most recently both SHITHOLE and Jerkoff have lied about Haitian immigrants in Springfield, OH stealing and eating people’s pets. Seriously. If you’re going to toss around shit like that, you’d better have real photo and video footage to prove it. And if they could prove it, which they can’t, because it’s not true, they should find out why these people are eating pets. Because maybe they don’t earn enough money trying to improve Springfield’s economy to put food on the table. And don’t forget to question the old white dude who has eaten his parakeet. But because of their lies, it’s created havoc in Springfield, with bomb threats, causing the citizens of Springfield to be afraid to go to school or work. How is that a way to live? And SHITHOLE wants to actually visit Springfield? After his most recent “assassination attempt”, SHITHOLE must be a glutton for punishment. Well, he is a glutton….

It’s late in the game but maybe if SHITHOLE and Jerkoff became “real people” instead of narcissistic political robots they’d grasp the life of the real American. Then again, no chance of that ever happening.