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That’s Rich, Bitch

That’s Rich, Bitch

by MichelleMcHatton

Monday the First Cunt spoke out about the spoofed WHCA “roast” that Jimmy Kimmel did on his show. He was pretending to emcee the dinner and sporadically showed members of the SHITHOLE clan yukking it up while he joked about them. One joke revolved around the age difference between SHITHOLE and the First Cunt, with Jimmy stating that she looked like an “expectant widow”. And he isn’t wrong. If the woman ever smiled, her face would crack. Then again, I don’t know any woman who would smile being married to SHITHOLE. Like the person she’s married to, she’s a miserable soul.

Kimmel is correct in indicating the First Cunt is an expectant widow. In fact, the ENTIRE WORLD is expecting SHITHOLE to croak at any time. Remember, on the life scale, SHITHOLE is closer to the death end than the alive end. And we have his poor health going for us as well.

Yes, I agree it was crazy as fuck that a guy got into the Hilton on Saturday night with guns and knives and had intentions of causing harm. Although it’s interesting that with the kind of “VIP” people in attendance, security was meh. But we need to make sure when the end comes for SHITHOLE, it isn’t by someone else’s hands. Because the last thing the world needs is to have a MAGA martyr. Especially SHITHOLE. SHITHOLE needs to go on his own. However his sickly body wants to do it.

So, to get back to the First Cunt…

She bitched about Kimmel’s monologue stating, “His monologue about my family isn’t comedy…people like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate.”

To the First Cunt I say: Oh, bitch, PLEASE. Your family, including you and especially your SHITHOLE “husband”, are the goddamn laughingstock of the world. You’re all hilarious and we all must laugh or we’ll cry. As for spreading hate, both you and SHITHOLE and your entire family and “administration” need to take a long, hard look in the mirror. Because last I knew, Kimmel didn’t threaten to end civilization for an entire nation such as SHITHOLE did several weeks ago. And he didn’t wear a jacket that declared he “really didn’t care”, such as you did. Kimmel didn’t call members of Congress “traitors”, triggering death threats. Kimmel didn’t call members of Congress any of the atrocious names SHITHOLE has called them. Kimmel hasn’t mocked the citizens of his own country such as SHITHOLE has, calling people he represents as “president” “deranged”, “vermin”, “animals” and even “enemies”. Kimmel didn’t start a war and hit a school, killing nearly 200 children. And you remained silent through it all, bitch. Talk about spreading hate. You, SHITHOLE, your whole family and the entire “administration’ are experts at spreading hate. You do it daily. I could go on with the horrendous shit your SHITHOLE “husband” spews daily and the horrendous shit he has done in his almost 80 years but I’d have to write a book.

You all are terrible people. You really are and anyone who supports your shit is a terrible person as well.

You can’t even “be best” because you’re “the worst”.

About Last Night…

About Last Night…

by MichelleMcHatton

Through both “presidential terms” that SHITHOLE has had, he’s never attended a White House Correspondents’ Dinner because he’s too thin-skinned and can’t handle a roast. But for whatever reason, SHITHOLE decided to attend last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Of all the years he could’ve attended, what was so significant about last night? And it would be interesting to see if he ever decides to attend another. If he even can. Because, you know, anything can happen.

Some say he attended because his poll numbers are the lowest they have ever been, as if showing up at a fancy dinner is going to change that. Some say he attended to distract from the war that he started. Some say he attended to distract from the Epstein victims who were also in Washington, D.C. this weekend, some SHITHOLE may have even abused.

Then there are the many who say he had to attend to pull off his latest “assassination” attempt because, of course, he is the key player. And we must remember that SHITHOLE is many things but he’s also an actor and a narcissist who loves attention.

The difference between this “assassination” attempt and Butler is that they didn’t kill this guy. In fact nobody was killed. It’s not even clear, from many accounts, if the shooter took a shot. That the Secret Service person who was shot was shot from either his own gun or a gun from another Secret Service member. From all accounts I have read, the shooter never even reached the ballroom where the dinner was being held.

But whoever investigates this incident, whether it be Crooked Eyes before he gets canned or some other schmuck, there should be many questions asked of the Hilton as to why their security was so lax. Such as elevators that could be used without key cards and lack of identification searches, among many other things.

There’s many questions, aside from the lack of security at the Hilton. Such as why did Secret Service move Jerkoff Dipshit before SHITHOLE? I mean, it’s common knowledge Secret Service can’t stand SHITHOLE and some have even said they wouldn’t take a bullet for him, but does that mean they like Jerkoff Dipshit more? Shit, they even dropped SHITHOLE as they were dragging him off the stage. And why were certain people there that probably shouldn’t have been? If this guy had done what he allegedly planned to do, we could have a 92-year-old “president” right now because of the succession of people within the administration. Why was Crooked Eyes seen just sitting there like a dumbass while his girlfriend was found in a closet holding hands with another man? Why was Drunkseth there? Free booze? Shouldn’t he be running a “war’ that his boss started? Gargamel, grabbing his prego wife’s tits and using her as a human shield. Does the barrel get any lower for these assholes?

Anyone can guess why this guy would hop on a train from California with weapons to come to Washington, D.C. Just as anyone can guess why thousands of people from various parts of the country, even the world, would converge on Washington, D.C. with weapons to attack a building and its inhabitants. All without being stopped.

As for the key player in this dramatic event last night, SHITHOLE’s main concern seemed to be about his “ballroom”, a non-existent place that, chances are, he will probably never see or use, if it ever even comes to fruition. Personally, if I had just had my life threatened, a “ballroom” would be the last thing on my mind.

We Deserve So Much Better

We Deserve So Much Better

by MichelleMcHatton

I can’t speak for all Americans, but honestly, are we gluttons for punishment?

We deserve a President and administration so much better than what we have. We really do. We’ve been at this for 250 years. We didn’t come this far for a SHITHOLE to ruin us. Yet SHITHOLE has turned America into what he referred to as a “SHITHOLE COUNTRY”.

I know the majority made the choice of a SHITHOLE for “president” and maybe THEY are the real gluttons. They certainly are the ones to blame. However, none of us chose the people that make up SHITHOLE’S “administration”. But you vote in a SHITHOLE, expect a SHITHOLE “administration”.

It’s difficult to find any kind of pride in being an American right now. What is there to be proud of? A SHITHOLE who hates the very people he “governs”? Hates them to the point where he hires goons to kill them on the street, hates them to the point that he wants to take away any kind of healthcare they may have, hates them to the point that he wants to take away any helpful services they may receive, hates them to the point where he doesn’t care if they can pay their bills or put food on their table.

It’s difficult to be a proud American when the SHITHOLE that “governs” your country is a 34-time indicted felon, in addition to being a fraud, liar, narcissist and pedophile, to name just a few adjectives. How can anyone be proud of a country whose “governing” SHITHOLE threatens the entire civilization of another country, simply because he started a war, couldn’t get what he wanted, didn’t know how to finish the war and knew no other way of getting out. So he bailed. And he’s still bitching. Two week ceasefire? Please. A “ceasefire” is just that. A pause. After two weeks, if it even gets to that, then what? We start all over again? SHITHOLE’S so demented, it wouldn’t shock anyone if tomorrow he said “what ceasefire” and hit the nuclear button

Pride is not something most of America is feeling right now. They are feeling anger. Sadness. And embarrassment. Every. Damn. Day..

Yes, it’s time for SHITHOLE and his entire “administration” to go. Get the right people in Congress and impeach them all. Before it’s really too late.

What Part of No Does SHITHOLE Not Understand?

What Part of No Does SHITHOLE Not Understand?

by MichelleMcHatton

By now everyone knows that SHITHOLE is obsessed with Greenland. Right down to him stating he wants to buy it. For “security” reasons.

And because he knows he’s not going to be able to get it, he’s threatening a 10% tariff on Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands and Finland to be increased to 25% in June if he still doesn’t get his way. The EU is threatening a “trade bazooka” against the United States. Fuck the bazooka. If I were any of those countries, or any other country for that matter at this point in time, I’d tell SHITHOLE to go fuck himself and not sell anything to the United States. Try putting a tariff on nothing.

Regarding “buying” Greenland, Greenland should call SHITHOLE’S bluff and say, “Okay, SHITHOLE. You want to buy Greenland? That will be 100 Octillion dollars. IN CASH.” No doubt SHITHOLE doesn’t even know what an octillion is, much less have a way of getting it.

And then there’s SHITHOLE’S love letter to the Norwegian PM where he blamed his Nobel Peace Prize snub for his wanting to buy Greenland. But gee, we thought SHITHOLE wanted it for “security” reasons! And the country of Norway has nothing to do with the Nobel Peace Prize, other than it being based in Oslo. As the PM Jonas Gahr Støre himself said in response to SHITHOLE’S love letter: “As regards the Nobel Peace Prize, I have clearly explained, including to president Trump what is well known, the prize is awarded by an independent Nobel Committee and not the Norwegian Government.” Oooooh. Try again, SHITHOLE.

On top of that you have to love how SHITHOLE keeps bragging about how he’s ended “eight wars”, making him more than eligible for a Nobel. I’d love to know which ones he’s ended. WWI? WWII? Korea? Vietnam? Iraq? Afghanistan? It sure as hell hasn’t been the Russian/Ukraine war or even the Israel/Hamas/Gaza/Palestinian fiasco. Shit. I can’t even name eight wars that have been going on in the past year, much less any SHITHOLE has ended. He won’t even prevent his own citizens from getting killed from his goons, much less end a fucking war.

If it hasn’t been clear to Congress before, these recent delusions of SHITHOLE’S should make it VERY clear to them NOW that SHITHOLE is far from able to serve this country (not that he’s been serving us anyway). He is quite incapacitated mentally and physically and we’ve all been seeing it with our own eyes, especially when he falls asleep during a meeting. And to send a love letter such as the one he sent to Norway. Such an embarrassment. Anyone in his “administration” should be embarrassed as well, especially since they keep letting this happen. It’s really not going to end well for any of them.

Look, the country knows the GOP is scared shitless. They know, we know (and they KNOW we know) and the lamppost knows that the SHITHOLE whose ass they’ve been kissing and dick they’ve been sucking is on his last leg mentally and physically. What they’re hanging on for, who the fuck knows. Probably because they know if Jerkoff Dipshit has to take over they’re really fucked, because then they’ll REALLY have to impeach. And won’t be slow about it because Congress can’t stand that son-of-a -bitch. And they know Little Johnson is good for shit. And God forbid if a Democrat takes over. How terrible it would be if Americans finally were able to get some good things for themselves for a change, such as affordable healthcare and food. What a crisis THAT would be!

On The Watch

On The Watch

by MichelleMcHatton

Unfortunately, SHITHOLE isn’t dead yet.

But the good news is that tomorrow is another day. And SHITHOLE is closer to death than he is to life. He already looks like death warmed over.

It doesn’t take much for anyone to see with their own eyes that he is not in the best of health. Bruises on his hands. Swollen ankles. Many say he has congestive heart failure. We know he doesn’t eat very healthy foods. We know he’s overweight. From someone in the know at the Shit House, he has high cholesterol and high blood pressure. We know his mind is gone. He’s been seen in a wheelchair more than once.

What is troublesome is that the Shit House is not transparent when it comes to SHITHOLE. He could be dead for days and nobody would say a word.

If he was in such great shape, why try to keep Americans in the dark? Answer: because he’s not in great shape.

Even SHITHOLE 2 knows it.