1. If SHITHOLE is in such great health, why is he going to Walter Reed Hospital tomorrow for his third “check-up” in thirteen months?

A: Because, although SHITHOLE SAYS he’s in great health, he clearly isn’t. Actually, it doesn’t take a doctor to realize this. Just look at and listen to the fucker for five seconds and even a visually and hearing-impaired person could tell SHITHOLE is a mere breath away from croaking. I like to say he’s dying from the inside out. Or maybe it’s from the outside in. But I think most of us know that people in GREAT or even GOOD health don’t have to attend “check-ups” as often as SHITHOLE does.

2. How is building a ballroom going to make SHITHOLE safer?

A: It isn’t. If building ballrooms made people safer, every school, church, synagogue, mosque, supermarket, movie theater, (name a place where people congregate and could be shot) in the nation would build one. SHITHOLE is just a SHITHOLE and keeps whining about needing his “ballroom” and whatever the fuck else because it’ll make him safer. Even if it became approved and it started being “built” tomorrow, SHITHOLE wouldn’t live to see it finalized or use it. Shit, maybe all Americans should get together and build a huge ballroom around the states to keep us safer from SHITHOLE and his “administration”. Since apparently that’s what ballrooms are meant to do.

3. How is painting the bottom of the reflecting pool blue going to prevent debris, algae, trash and leaks from happening?

A: It won’t. You can paint the bottom of the reflecting pool any color and you’re still going to have debris, algae, trash and eventually leaks. Because it’s filled with water. In fact, painting it blue is probably going to encourage people to try to swim in it, (especially dumb MAGA asses who visit Washington, DC), because painting it blue makes it look like a swimming pool, not a reflecting pool. So, on top of debris, etc., you’ll have disease. Also, when SHITHOLE and his idiot entourage recently drove on the surface, experts indicated that they more than likely damaged it. Wouldn’t it be a hoot if it leaked and flooded DC?

4. Why does SHITHOLE need an arch?

A: He doesn’t. He’s just narcissistic and a SHITHOLE. Like his ballroom, he doesn’t need it. The only arch SHITHOLE needs is at McDonald’s. To speed up the demise process. See question 1.

5. If Iran agreed to give SHITHOLE their uranium, how would SHITHOLE obtain it, where would SHITHOLE put it, what would SHITHOLE do with it and how would SHITHOLE prevent Iran from mining more uranium?

A: All great questions with no simple answers other than IRAN WOULD NEVER AGREE TO GIVE SHITHOLE THEIR URANIUM. But for shits and giggles, who knows how SHITHOLE would obtain it (not sure SHITHOLE or anyone knows exactly where it is, and I’m sure it’s in many places), where would SHITHOLE put it if he got his hands on it? Probably try to stuff it in his bathroom at Shit-A-Largo. What would SHITHOLE do with it? Probably try to sell it. To Russia. Who would in turn give it back to Iran. Or maybe his intention is to build a nuclear bomb. And the biggie: how would SHITHOLE prevent Iran from mining more uranium? He wouldn’t. Because he’s so fucking stupid that once he had the “uranium”, he’d probably think that’s all there is. I’m not even sure SHITHOLE knows what uranium looks like!