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Questions…So Many Questions…And Possible Answers

Questions…So Many Questions…And Possible Answers

by MichelleMcHatton
  1. If SHITHOLE is in such great health, why is he going to Walter Reed Hospital tomorrow for his third “check-up” in thirteen months?

A: Because, although SHITHOLE SAYS he’s in great health, he clearly isn’t. Actually, it doesn’t take a doctor to realize this. Just look at and listen to the fucker for five seconds and even a visually and hearing-impaired person could tell SHITHOLE is a mere breath away from croaking. I like to say he’s dying from the inside out. Or maybe it’s from the outside in. But I think most of us know that people in GREAT or even GOOD health don’t have to attend “check-ups” as often as SHITHOLE does.

2. How is building a ballroom going to make SHITHOLE safer?

A: It isn’t. If building ballrooms made people safer, every school, church, synagogue, mosque, supermarket, movie theater, (name a place where people congregate and could be shot) in the nation would build one. SHITHOLE is just a SHITHOLE and keeps whining about needing his “ballroom” and whatever the fuck else because it’ll make him safer. Even if it became approved and it started being “built” tomorrow, SHITHOLE wouldn’t live to see it finalized or use it. Shit, maybe all Americans should get together and build a huge ballroom around the states to keep us safer from SHITHOLE and his “administration”. Since apparently that’s what ballrooms are meant to do.

3. How is painting the bottom of the reflecting pool blue going to prevent debris, algae, trash and leaks from happening?

A: It won’t. You can paint the bottom of the reflecting pool any color and you’re still going to have debris, algae, trash and eventually leaks. Because it’s filled with water. In fact, painting it blue is probably going to encourage people to try to swim in it, (especially dumb MAGA asses who visit Washington, DC), because painting it blue makes it look like a swimming pool, not a reflecting pool. So, on top of debris, etc., you’ll have disease. Also, when SHITHOLE and his idiot entourage recently drove on the surface, experts indicated that they more than likely damaged it. Wouldn’t it be a hoot if it leaked and flooded DC?

4. Why does SHITHOLE need an arch?

A: He doesn’t. He’s just narcissistic and a SHITHOLE. Like his ballroom, he doesn’t need it. The only arch SHITHOLE needs is at McDonald’s. To speed up the demise process. See question 1.

5. If Iran agreed to give SHITHOLE their uranium, how would SHITHOLE obtain it, where would SHITHOLE put it, what would SHITHOLE do with it and how would SHITHOLE prevent Iran from mining more uranium?

A: All great questions with no simple answers other than IRAN WOULD NEVER AGREE TO GIVE SHITHOLE THEIR URANIUM. But for shits and giggles, who knows how SHITHOLE would obtain it (not sure SHITHOLE or anyone knows exactly where it is, and I’m sure it’s in many places), where would SHITHOLE put it if he got his hands on it? Probably try to stuff it in his bathroom at Shit-A-Largo. What would SHITHOLE do with it? Probably try to sell it. To Russia. Who would in turn give it back to Iran. Or maybe his intention is to build a nuclear bomb. And the biggie: how would SHITHOLE prevent Iran from mining more uranium? He wouldn’t. Because he’s so fucking stupid that once he had the “uranium”, he’d probably think that’s all there is. I’m not even sure SHITHOLE knows what uranium looks like!

A Grifter’s Gonna Grift, Grift, Grift

A Grifter’s Gonna Grift, Grift, Grift

by MichelleMcHatton

So now Felon SHITHOLE has posted on his SHITHOLE site that he will take “executive action” on his first day in office to allow TikTok to continue operating in the US temporarily, while suggesting the US government could take partial ownership of the social media site.

A few things to note from this sentence. It’s doubtful that any “executive action” will take place tomorrow, as Felon SHITHOLE doesn’t get illegitimately “sworn in” until the afternoon. Then it’s this event and that event and MAGAASS party after MAGAASS party well into the night. Although I guess SHITHOLE did state on his SHITHOLE site that “I will issue an executive order on Monday to extend the period of time before the law’s prohibitions take effect, so that we can make a deal to protect our national security. The order will also confirm that there will be no liability for any company that helped keep TikTok from going dark before my order.” Then maybe Felon SHTHOLE needs to be held to his word.

Secondly, keep in mind that the TikTok ban was part of a bill that the GOP majority Congress passed to keep the government running until March, when they get to do it all over again. Because, unlike a “real” Congress, ours is greatly made up of whiny babies, fascists, racists, law-breaking losers and hypocrites (on both sides) because those are the same kinds of people who elected them. That’s why we can’t have (and haven’t had for quite a while) a government spending bill in place for more than a few months. I’m not really sure how an “executive order” is going to fly with a decision Congress made as part of a government spending bill.

To continue on, Felon SHITHOLE is insinuating that the U.S. government could take partial ownership of the social media site. Felon SHITHOLE proposed the US could take a “50% ownership position” in TikTok as part of a “joint venture,” suggesting that could mean cooperation with parent company ByteDance — or with new owners “set up between the U.S. and whichever purchase we so choose.” Pay close attention to that italicized bit.

First of all, Felon SHITHOLE, like the grifter that he is, is trying to make money off ByteDance and the desperate American souls who want to be able to use it again. I’m sure many creators who have already moved on to other sites (RedNote, YouTube, Instagram, whatever-else-may-come-down-the-pike), don’t want to keep jumping back and forth from TikTok to who-knows-what and back again when bans are in effect or lifted. I know my kid doesn’t want to have to keep chasing the TikTok accounts she follows all over the place just to see them talk about life with their one leg or watch some guy talk and sing to himself as he mows the lawn. And I’m certain many creators don’t want the U.S. government involved even a quarter percent, much less fifty percent. Considering that the CEO of TikTok is kissing Felon SHITHOLE’S ass and sucking his dick at the same time, I’m not really sure what ByteDance is thinking/planning to do. All I know is if they cater to the Felon SHITHOLE, they will regret it, just as everyone eventually does.

Finally, as most people already know, anything Felon SHITHOLE touches, looks at, breathes at, associates with, etc. eventually dies. Especially in a business sense. Even the people he surrounds. I mean, just look at First Cunt Melanoma. She may still be breathing but how alive is she really and sometimes it’s not even really her!