Of all the Christmas episodes “The Jeffersons” aired, this one has always been my favorite. Because I couldn’t find any place online showing the entire episode, the bulk of what I’m posting here is from memory. Good thing I have seen this episode several times over the years.

Tom Willis is scheduled to play Santa Claus for some orphans at the Help Center. Unfortunately, Tom has sprained his ankle and can’t do it. So guess who gets coerced into playing Santa by Louise and Helen? George. Of course.

So George and Louise arrive at the Help Center, George dressed haphazardly as Santa, carrying a sack and yelling “Ha, ha, ha” instead of “Ho, ho, ho”. The kids just stare at him and George seems bewildered.

One kid calls George out: Hey, man, you ain’t Santa Claus!

George: See, I told you it wouldn’t work, Weezy. Bye!

Louise steps in and asks the boy, “What makes you think this isn’t Santa Claus”.

To which the child replies, “’Cause Santa Claus ain’t Black, he’s White”.

George replies, “What makes you think Santa Claus is a honky?”

The kid continues saying he’s six years old, he’s lived and he ain’t never seen a Black Santa Claus. The kid does have a point.

Billy, one of the older kids, played by Meeno Peluce, pipes in: “Look, it doesn’t matter what color Santa Claus is. ‘Cause there ain’t no such thing as Santa Claus.”

To which George says “Say what?”

Billy continues, “Hey, man, don’t jive these kids”. He turns to his peers. “Look, every year some jerk in a red suit comes here, tries to pass himself off as Santa Claus. We tell him what we want, he writes it down and we end up getting stuff that other people donate. We never get what we really want. Right?”

George: “Hey, wait a second. Were those other guys White guys?

Billy: “Yeah”.

George: “Well, there you go!”

George goes on to say that he will give the kids what they want and he will be there personally on Christmas Eve to deliver it. All the kids cheer except Billy.

George and Louise start noting what each kid would like and the kid who originally doubted him, Mark, now thinks Santa is “alright”, as he and Santa George share a handshake.

As the children leave, Santa thanks them and then notices Billy sitting alone and as Billy gets up to leave he says, “See ya Santa” but George calls him back, asks him his name and mentions that he never told Santa what he’d want for Christmas.

George: “There must be something you really want”

Billy: “Yeah, there’s something I really want but you can’t get it for me.”

But George insists. Anything he wants.

Billy: “Anything I want?”

George: Anything you want.

Billy: You promise?

George: I promise.

Billy: Okay, Santa. Get me parents.

Oh boy.

Not one to break a promise, George is determined to find Billy parents. Mrs. Thompson, who works with the kids, sets up a meeting between Billy and a couple who may be interested in adopting him. But when Mrs. Thompson calls Louise and tells him that the couple felt Billy was too old, Louise has to tell George that the adoption fell through. George suggests he and Louise adopt him and Louise reminds him you don’t adopt someone just to keep a promise, you adopt to be a parent.

Louise tells George she has bought Billy a remote control car but George is upset that he can’t keep his promise and refuses to go with her to the Help Center, which angers Louise. But George just can’t face Billy. He tells Louise to go and to make an excuse for him.

After Louise leaves, Florence lets into George.

Florence: You owe Billy an explanation but instead of facing him yourself, you’re sending your wife down there to do your dirty work. Now we’ve had our differences in the past and I know I’ve called you plenty of names: shorty, big mouth, airhead…but there’s one name I never thought I’d call you, Mr. Jefferson, and that’s coward.

Down at the Help Center, Louise is talking with Mark, the boy who originally dissed Santa. He’s very happy with his robot and comments that Santa got everyone what they wanted. Billy pipes in, “No he didn’t.”

Mark offers to let Billy play with his robot but Billy refuses, saying it’s for kids and so is believing in Santa Claus. Mark calls him out, saying Santa is for real but Billy notes that if he’s for real, how come he isn’t there right now like he promised. And Mark asks Louise why and she tells him because he had to change the bulb in Rudolph’s nose. Then, just as Louise is about to explain further to Billy why Santa isn’t there, in walks George dressed as Santa.

Mark points out to Santa that he made a mistake because he didn’t get Billy what he wanted. Which makes George feel guilty all over again. Santa goes over to Billy to talk to him and tells him that although he tried, he couldn’t get any parents for him.

As they talk Mark comes over to him with his robot and tells him it doesn’t work. And Santa points out to him that it looks like he already has a family, that all the younger kids look up to him. George tells him that a family is really a bunch of people living together who care about each other. A little girl comes over with her broken doll and asks Santa if he can fix it. Billy offers to fix it.

Then he turns to Santa and says, “It was nice talking to you. I got a family to take care of.”

Of all the “Seinfeld” Christmas episodes, this one is my favorite. Mainly because Jerry Stiller makes it so much better, as he did many of the “Seinfeld” episodes.

We start off with Jerry, Elaine and George at Tim Whatley’s Hannukah party. Elaine gets hit on by a man she refers to as “denim vest”, who she gives a fake number to. Jerry hits on a woman who ends up only looking good only in certain light.

George and Jerry meet at the coffee shop where George reveals he ate all the cocktail wieners at the party and then proceeds to open his mail. One of the pieces of mail is a card from Whatley stating that a donation has been made in George’s name to Children’s Alliance. Which pisses George off because he got him Yankee tickets and all he got was this stupid card and supposedly a donation in his name. Elaine comes in and mentions she’s going to Atomic Sub and that she has a card she stamps every time she buys a sub. Twenty-four subs and she’s a submarine captain. And gets a free sub.

George looks disheartened as he continues opening his mail, revealing what looks like a Christmas card. As he stuffs the card back into the envelope. Jerry and Elaine wonder what the issue is.

George: It’s a card from my dad.

Elaine grabs it and reads it: “Dear Son, Happy Festivus. What is Festivus?”

George: It’s nothing.

Then Jerry proceeds to tell the story about when George was growing up, his father started Festivus because he hated all the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas. As Jerry continues, mentioning there was a pole and feats of strength involved, George grabs his mail and runs out of the coffee shop, leaving Elaine and Jerry laughing.

Back at Jerry’s apartment, Kramer is lounging on the sofa, reading Jerry’s VCR manual. Elaine discovers that she mistakenly wrote her fake phone number on her Atomic Sub card and gave it to “denim vest” guy. So, she has to get a hold of “denim vest”. Jerry suggests she call her blow off number to see if he’s called it. Before she goes to call, another phone rings, one that Kramer happens to be sitting on. Kramer answers it to discover the H & H Bagel strike is over and now he can go back to work. Kramer shows Jerry and Elaine his business card and explains they’ve been on strike for twelve years. Jerry asks why he never mentioned it and Kramer says “I didn’t want you to know I was out of work. It’s embarrassing.”

Kramer goes to H & H and the guy running the place, Harry, hires him for the holidays. Meanwhile, Elaine goes to Horsetrack Betting, because that’s the fake phone number she gave denim vest guy. The guys working there tell her they’ve been getting calls for her for five years. He tells her if she gives him her real number, he’ll have the vest guy call her. But instead of giving out her real number, she jots down the number to H & H Bagels.

Jerry is meeting Gwen, the woman he picked up at Tim’s party, for dinner and when he sees her, he questions if it’s really her because she looks so different.

George tells Jerry about his Christmas present plans to all his co-workers at Kruger. He has made up a fake charity and wrote out on cards that indicate “a donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund.”

Kramer comes in with day old bagels that nobody wants to eat. George gets set to leave and on his way out Jerry wishes him a Happy Festivus and as Elaine comes in, she wishes him a Happy Festivus. So Kramer inquires what Festivus is and Jerry explains that Frank, George’s father, made up the holiday.

Kramer: Frank invented a holiday? He’s so prolific.

Elaine then tells him about how she’s given out the H & H Bagels number and if a guy calls looking for her, he should take a message. Because she’s still trying to get that free sub.

Kramer, being curious about Festivus, has called Frank, who shows up at H & H. Frank tells Kramer he hasn’t celebrated Festivus in years. Kramer wants to know everything.

Frank: Many Christmases ago I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rain blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!

Kramer: That must’ve been some kind of doll.

Frank: She was.

Meanwhile at George’s place of work, Kruger’s, George is passing out his phony Human Fund donation cards and getting real gifts in return.

Back at H & H Frank is continuing to explain Festivus to Kramer.

Frank: And at the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year.

Kramer: Is there a tree?

Frank: No, instead there’s a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.

Kramer: Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.

Frank: Let’s do it then! Festivus is back! I’ll get the pole out of the crawl space.

Elaine comes in and asks if there’s been any word from the vest. Kramer says no. He then asks his boss Harry for the 23^rd off and Harry has a problem with that because he hired Kramer to work during the holidays. Kramer explains that the 23^rd is Festivus and that Harry is infringing on Kramer’s right to celebrate new holidays. Harry says that’s not a right. Kramer says it’s going to be, rip offs his apron and declares he’s going back on strike. Kramer tries to get Elaine to leave but she says she has to stay to wait for her call. Kramer calls her a “scab” and leaves.

Jerry picks up Gwen for a date, who is looking good, until they go through a tunnel and then is looking bad.

Jerry talks about Gwen’s face changing phenomenon with George at the coffee shop, comparing it to a 3D baseball card. Jerry states the only place she really looks good is in the back booth at the coffee shop. While they are there, Frank and Kramer walk in with the Festivus pole, much to George’s chagrin.

Frank: George, Festivus is part of your heritage. It’s a part of who you are.

George: That’s why I hate it.

Kramer tells everyone there’s a big dinner at Frank’s on Tuesday night. Frank lays a tape recorder on the table, telling George he’s forgetting how much Festivus has meant to everyone. He plays the tape which portrays him telling George to read a poem and George saying he can’t because he needs his glasses and Frank calling him weak and Estelle yelling to leave him alone. A great Castanza family Festivus gathering if there ever was one. Then on the tape you hear Frank say, “Okay, George, it’s time for the Festivus Feats of Strength.” To which George freaks and demands it be turned off and he runs out of the coffee shop yelling “I hate Festivus!”

Gwen comes in looking not so good and Jerry suggests they go sit in the back booth and then she looks better. Jerry declares “Now this is a good-looking booth” and Gwen gives him a look.

Back at H & H, Kramer is picketing while Elaine is inside waiting for her call. The phone rings and Elaine answers it and it’s Kramer telling her to get out of there because he’s sabotaged the bagel machine. Next thing, the steam valve on the bagel machine starts blowing steam. Elaine is still waiting for her call.

At Kruger’s, Mr. Kruger presents George with a $20,000 check for the Human Fund which suddenly gives George a huge problem.

Back at the coffee shop Gwen is becoming disgusted with the soup and asks Jerry how many times they have to come to the place and Jerry tells her it’s their place. Then George comes in and Gwen leaves. George shows Jerry the check from Kruger and discusses becoming a philanthropist.

Elaine rushes out of H & H, her hair a mess from all the steam. She tells Kramer the vest just called and in ten minutes she’ll have her hands on the Atomic Sub card.

Kramer: And?

Elaine: Free sub.

Gwen comes by and greets Kramer and he doesn’t recognize her. Kramer tells her he’s seen Jerry’s girlfriend and that this woman he’s speaking to now is much better looking than Jerry’s girlfriend and a foot taller. So this makes Gwen think Jerry is seeing someone else on the side.

Gwen: That’s why we’re always hiding in that coffee shop. He’s afraid of getting caught.

Elaine meets up with vest, who we finally learn is named Steve. He doesn’t recognize her because her hair is a mess. She asks for the card. He says he has it back at his place but he can’t go there now. Elaine tells him to give her his number and he jots down a fake  number, just like she did.

Kruger has figured out there is no such thing as the Human Fund and George gives the money back. Kruger figures out that the cards George had given out were fake. George explains that he gave the fake cards because he doesn’t really celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Festivus. And he tells Kruger he could prove it. To which Kruger agrees.

The final scene has everyone congregating at Frank and Estelle’s for Festivus dinner. George brings Kruger, Elaine comes in looking terrible with Jerry, and Kramer walks in with the two guys from the horse betting place, much to Elaine’s surprise. They had called the number she gave them to ask her out and got H & H Bagels.

Kramer: I told them I was just about to see you. It’s a Festivus miracle!

Estelle comes out with dinner and everyone gathers around the table.

Frank: Welcome newcomers, the tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now, you’re gonna hear about it! You, Kruger, my son tells me your company stinks!

George: Oh, God…

Frank (to George): Quiet. You’ll get yours in a minute. Kruger, you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe—I lost my train of thought.

Suddenly, Gwen appears and calls out Jerry.

Jerry: Gwen, how did you know I was here?

Gwen: Kramer told me.

Kramer: Another Festivus miracle!

Gwen points to Elaine and says, “I guess this is the ugly girl I’ve been hearing about.”

Elaine: Hey, I was in a Shvitz for six hours. Give me a break.

Gwen turns to leave, and Jerry runs after her then yelps and comes back in declaring “Bad lighting on the porch.”

Elaine asks the horse betting guys how her horse did and is told he had to be shot.

Frank then brings up the Feats of Strength and says this year the honor goes to Mr. Kramer.

Then Kramer remembers he has to leave because he has to work a double shift at H & H.

Jerry: I thought you were on strike.

Kramer: Yeah well, I caved. I mean I really had to use their bathroom. Frank, no offense but this holiday’s a little—out there.

George begs him not to go because who’s going to do the Feats of Strength? Kruger suggests George does it. Frank agrees.

Frank: Until you pin me, George, Festivus is not over.

George: Please. Somebody stop this.

Frank: Let’s rumble!

In the very last scene, we see Kramer making bagels and getting his gum stuck in the dough. Harry sees this and fires him.

Kramer: Thank you!                   

Although not a “true” Christmas episode, I chose this episode because it’s the second to last before Diane leaves. I know I could have chosen the Christmas episode from Season 6, but I like Diane better than Rebecca. Plus, this episode does have a very important Christmas theme.

Sam and Diane are on the verge of getting married. Diane rushes into the bar and announces to Sam that she has found a house. As she’s rambling on about what’s in the house, Sam interrupts her and reminds her they agreed to live in his apartment the first year. Diane asks Sam to come look at the house. Sam says he isn’t ready to own a home, and he has to work up to it.

Norm pipes in: “Sammy’s right. It’s a big responsibility. You got lawns to mow, you got plumbing to fix, you got gutters to clean and every couple of years, you got to paint the entire thing from top to bottom. Honestly, I don’t know where Vera gets the energy”.

Diane continues to try to convince Sam and then tells him that they own it because she put a deposit on it.

So, Diane convinces Sam to buy the house and the first thing Sam moves in is his prized possession picture of dogs playing blackjack. Sam places it on the mantel and admires it, laughing as Diane looks on in disgust. Just as Diane and Sam start to get amorous, an elderly couple appears carrying some boxes. They are the previous owners, Bert and Lillian Miller. They had forgotten a few odds and ends and were taking a last look at the house.

Bert: When you’ve lived in a house for forty years, taking that last step out the doorway, it’s pretty hard.

Lillian: But you look like a fine couple. I’m glad the house is going to you.

Bert and Lillian go on reminiscing about memories they’ve experienced in the house, such as their kid Mikey climbing up the bookshelf and hitting his head on the mantle, their daughter Janie rehearsing her dance for the school play and the spot where Bertie Jr. took his first steps and the spot where the Christmas tree went every year.

Bert: Forty Christmases.

Lillian: Thirty-nine. Well, we didn’t quite make it to Christmas this year.

Bert: I think we’ll miss the Christmases most of all.

As they’re talking you can see Diane listening to them and Sam is just paying attention to his picture.

Bert and Lillian leave, saying they are headed to the bus stop. As they leave you can see the despair on Diane’s face. As Sam lays down on the floor, insisting Diane join him, Diane opens the door and cries, “I cannot live a single day in this house” and runs out the door.

In the next scene, Sam and Diane enter the house again, and it seems Sam has consoled Diane and indicates he has taken his picture down, which Diane appreciates. But Diane insists the place belongs to Bert and Lillian.

Sam tries to make Diane feel better by showing her what they can do to the house. They can knock out a wall and then Diane notices the heights of the children written on the wall.

Diane: Can’t you see this is a record of their lives?

Sam: All I can see here is that little Janie was a moose.

Next all their friends from the bar come in with housewarming gifts. Diane tells them all to leave and that she’ll never live in the house.

Sam tells Diane that all houses have their own ghosts, their own memories and the only way to get over that is to create your own memories. Diane agrees and says she was overreacting. Although when Sam suggests they finish their conversation naked, Diane tells him she could never make love in that house.

So, they try selling the house to another couple. But Diane changes her mind because the couple was “bereft of soul”.

Diane explains she just can’t live there, especially depriving that cute old couple their last Christmas in the house.

Then Frasier suggests they give them one last Christmas. Sam thinks it’s a screwy idea, but Diane loves it. She suggests they throw them a Christmas party. Not at Christmas. Now.

They give Bert and Lillian and all their kids and grandkids one last Christmas in the house. Complete with a decorated tree and Sam dressed as Santa. Of course, it’s springtime so it’s eighty degrees outside and there’s a fire going in the fireplace. And Santa’s feeling kind of warm.

Once Diane gets the family singing carols, Sam pulls Diane aside and says “We did it, they’re singing their carols, we passed out the presents, now can we put out the stupid fire and get the Millers out of here, please?”

Diane: Oh, but Sam, we haven’t roasted the chestnuts.

Sam: Guess again, sweetie.

When Bert announces that this will be the last Christmas for them in the house, the kids start asking about Easter. Then Diane suggests they make getting together for holidays an annual event. But Sam puts his foot down and tells them no and indicates it’s time for everyone to leave.

As the kids complain, Lillian reminds them that Santa is right, although a bit rude, but it is true. They have been imposing. They all leave singing “Frosty the Snowman” and head over to Bert and Lillian’s new condo.

Diane is impressed that Sam “claimed” the house for her by kicking everyone out and the two set off to finally start making their mark in the house. Starting in the dining room. But first the dog painting needs to be removed from the room.

FUN FACT: Bert and Lillian Miller were played by Billie Bird and Douglas Seale, both who “hooked up” at the end of the Christmas film “Ernest Saves Christmas”.

The posting of this episode is in honor of George Wendt who played Norm on the show and sadly passed away in May of this year.

It’s winter break from school but why are all the teachers congregating in the teacher’s lounge?

Janine ran out of toilet paper, Barbara came to get the milk before it expired, Ava’s taking the tree because “did you think I was actually going to buy another tree?” and Melissa seems to just be rummaging through the fridge.

Janine being Janine takes the opportunity to invite everyone to her place on Christmas Eve for cookies and toilet paper. But everyone says they have other plans.

Then Jacob walks in and pretends he’s there for coffee stirrers. But he actually forgot there wasn’t any school. Although he lives with Melissa and she didn’t stop him from leaving the house.

Janine is left to her own plans which consist of her and Gregory’s first Christmas Eve together. Barb and Melissa have “dinner plans”—at Melissa’s house. And Ava is doing whatever Ava does.

So Melissa is making dinner for her family because she feels she needs to prove to them that she can do a real Italian dinner although she isn’t married. And Jacob and his brother are helping with the prep. And her sister and husband show up early. Much to Melissa’s displeasure.

Back at Janine’s, she and Gregory are attempting to bake cookies. As an aside, Janine admits she only made cookies in case anyone shows up. And she’s glad it’s just her and Gregory. She insists that she and Gregory open their gifts. She hands Gregory a gift bag and he asks “Is it an Orioles jersey?” and Janine laughs and says “Even better.”. Gregory looks in the bag, gives his famous look to the camera and says, “I’m not wearing this”. It turns out to be matching green and white pajamas. Can’t blame Gregory for not wanting to wear them.

Back at Melissa’s, the rest of her family has arrived and she’s managing dealing with their comments while getting dinner ready. Especially troublesome is Uncle Archie, which we discover is a bigot when Barb and Gerald arrive and he declares, “Uh, nobody told us this is one of those progressive dinners.” And Melissa asks him if he wants to get strangled. Archie then states he wants to take a nap and Melissa suggests he go upstairs. As he heads upstairs, Melissa apologizes to Barb and Gerald and Barb says, “That’s okay, we have grace for those who are about to meet their maker. Or the other guy.”

Janine is complaining that now they have to watch basketball since she’s making Gregory wear the pajamas. Suddenly, there’s a knock on the door and Janine gets excited, thinking it’s a guest. But it’s just Mr. Johnson dressed as Santa with tidings of joy for Janine and Gregory: socks for her big ass feet and a book for Gregory called “How to Have a Personality”. Then Mr. Johnson announces he’s on his way to the North Pole and leaves.

Then Ava shows up, invites herself in, makes fun of Janine’s tree and decorations and just makes herself at home.

At Melissa’s, Jacob is talking one of Melissa’s relative’s ears off about some board game so the guy tells Jacob to go get it and show it to him. Which excites Jacob and he runs upstairs to retrieve it under the bed where Uncle Archie is sleeping. Melissa’s mom questions her about her boyfriend firefighter and why he isn’t at the party. Melissa explains he isn’t Christmas level yet.

As Jacob searches under the bed for his game, he realizes that Uncle Archie may not just be sleeping.  He yells into Archie’s First Alert about an unresponsive old person. His brother Caleb comes in and between the two of them, they determine that Archie has died. Because Caleb touches his forehead and says, “Bro, he’s super dead.”

They go downstairs to break the news to Melissa, who is extremely busy in the kitchen continuing to make the perfect Italian Christmas Eve dinner. Melissa encourages Jacob not to call 911 until after dinner because as she says, “He’s not going to be any deader after dinner.” She goes on to tell Jacob how she’s been working on the dinner for two weeks and she’s not going to ruin the moment by telling her family Uncle Archie is dead. Barb comes into the kitchen and agrees not to tell anyone. Melissa keeps feeding pesto to Caleb. Jacob has a problem that there is a dead guy in his bed and Barb tells him that it’s not all about him.

Back at Janine’s, Janine asks Ava if she has any family she should be with on Christmas Eve and Ava tells her she doesn’t. Gregory gives a look to the camera because only recently he had his hair cut by her father. And he’s wondering why he isn’t in Ava’s picture. Janine suggests they watch a Christmas movie but Ava insists on a horror flick because she’s had enough Christmas cheer.

At Melissa’s, Jacob is trying to prevent other family members from going upstairs to get their coats which are on the bed where Uncle Archie is.

Janine isn’t having a great time with Ava around and when Ava steps away to use the bathroom, she asks Gregory to ask her to leave. He does confront her about her father, to which Ava becomes defensive, telling Gregory she doesn’t speak to her father.

Back at Melissa’s everyone is raving over the dinner, and Melissa gets emotional when her mother compares it to Nona’s. Jacob wants to call 911 but Melissa insists they must have the cannoli first. One of Melissa’s relatives comes in and sees the cannoli stating, “I know what that is. Schemmenti cannoli. To die for.” To which Jacob can’t help laughing.

Just as the cannoli is getting ready to be served, the doorbell rings and it’s Mr. Johnson with a gift for Melissa: red hair dye. And he reminds Melissa that Jacob needs to pick him up on Sunday to take him sledding. Then he tells her he can’t stay because he’s got to get to the North Pole because Vixen and Dancer are waiting for him. No sooner does he leave but Melissa’s firefighter boyfriend Captain Robinson shows up because they got the 911 alert when Jacob yelled into the First Alert bracelet. Melissa comes clean and tells everyone Archie’s upstairs and he’s dead. Just as Captain Robinson asks where the body is and Jacob points upstairs, here comes Uncle Archie marching down the stairs to everyone’s surprise.

Uncle Archie: What? I never sleep through a cannoli.

At Janine’s, Ava stops Janine and Gregory from arguing by telling Janine about her father and how she asked Gregory not to tell her because she knew she would try her Janine Saves the World thing to fix the relationship. Ava asks if she can stay just a little bit longer and Janine says of course she can, because there’s nothing wrong with being with your work family on Christmas.

Everyone leaves Melissa’s giving her accolades all the way out the door. But Seamus is upstairs in Jacob’s bed and Caleb thinks he is dead. Until we hear Seamus vomit.

Ava presents Janine with a gift of mugs that say “head” and “ass” and Janine gives Ava a pair of pajamas just like the ones she and Gregory are wearing. And you can see Ava is thrilled. The next thing we know, Ava’s leaving because her party bus has arrived. Apparently she was just killing time at Janine’s.

The final scene shows Mr. Johnson at the North Pole: a strip club he enters with a sack full of what appears to be money.

All I care to say about SHITHOLE’S deranged statement regarding the death of Rob and Michele Reiner is that it must eat at his soul to be so jealous. If he even has a soul.

Other than showing the world once again how much of an asshole he is, SHITHOLE’S statement mainly shows how extremely jealous he is of the life Rob Reiner had. He’s jealous as HELL that everybody is talking about Rob and all he accomplished and nobody is paying attention to him.

That’s why SHITHOLE says and does the crazy shit he does (that and the fact that he’s a demented fuck who doesn’t know which way is up). Because when he says and does his crazy shit, it gives him the attention he so desires. Even if it’s negative attention. To him that’s even better because then he can bitch about it. This is how narcissists are. And SHITHOLE is a psychopathic narcissist.

SHITHOLE is jealous of Rob Reiner because SHITHOLE knows when his time comes (hopefully soon) he will not have the same kind of accolades said about him.

But, man, the world is going to party hearty in celebration of his demise!