Author: MichelleMcHatton

I'm a writer. I'm also a wife and a parent who works too much and lives too little. In addition to writing I also love to read, listen to music, travel, cook, I enjoy looking for bargains at flea markets or thrift stores, Christmas, football and of course writing! How did I come up with the title of my blog? Two things: 1. I live in New England (duh) and 2. Canadian singer Alan Frew once arrogantly told me to "get a New England life"--again--DUH! I already HAVE one!
The Mental and Physical State of Trump

The Mental and Physical State of Trump

by MichelleMcHatton

The other day Kamala Harris released her medical report where it was indicated in a detailed letter from her physician that she is in “excellent health”.

This again opened up the conversation to why SHITHOLE has not released his medical information to the public. Well, it’s quite obvious, isn’t it? One also doesn’t need to be a physician to figure out what kind of health SHITHOLE is in. All you need to do is look at him and listen to him.

First of all, SHITHOLE is obese. Not just overweight. Downright OBESE. Based on that alone one could surmise he at least has high blood pressure, high cholesterol and is probably a diabetic. He has diabetic skin. You can tell just by looking at him. The kicker is, he probably doesn’t even know he’s diabetic! He’s also 78 years old. But he looks 88. You’ve seen him barely make it down a flight of stairs or a ramp. His gait is off. And that’s just from what we can see. It wouldn’t surprise me if he has something wrong with his prostate, has gastrointestinal issues (we know he farts a lot and tends to shit his pants) and may even have cancer.

As for his mind, forget it. He’s way too far gone. If this thing was your relative, you’d have him in a home by now. Keep in mind, we have no idea what goes on behind the scenes. We know he doesn’t sleep much which indicates he’s probably tough to wake. And it wouldn’t surprise me if he calls his “helpers” or “aides” by the wrong names constantly, reminisces about the past (in the sense that he thinks his daughter is his first wife and thinks Melania is the maid) and puts ketchup in his coffee instead of sugar.

So even without a real doctor’s report, we can tell this guy’s a breath away from a heart attack, stroke or totally zoning out and people actually want him to “run the country”? My God, if he won we’d be lucky if the fucker got out of bed every day!

The REAL Enemy From Within is Trump

The REAL Enemy From Within is Trump

by MichelleMcHatton

The closer we get to the election, the more deranged SHITHOLE gets. It’s understandable. SHITHOLE is scared SHITLESS. Because he knows if he loses, he’s done for. Literally. So we must make sure he loses.

Because a real President of the United States does not threaten to deport immigrants, legal or not, or put them in “camps” or send them to Venezuela when they’re not from Venezuela or any other country for that matter. A real President of the United States does not threaten governors of states saying that if they don’t do what he wants, they won’t get any kind of help if their state is in a crisis such as a wildfire or a hurricane. A real President of the United States doesn’t hold a pep rally for his fragile ego and announce that Americans who don’t support him are “enemies” and threaten that the military will “handle them”. As if the military has the time and money to do so. Or the desire. And what about the members of the military who don’t “support” SHITHOLE? Should they arrest themselves? A real President of the United States doesn’t mock political opponents, call them names, say they’re “mentally unstable” or “retarded” or anything else that you’d hear from a five-year-old on the playground. And even five-year-olds know better. A real President of the United States wouldn’t feed lies to vulnerable people who just experienced a catastrophic event such as a hurricane telling them that the very organization that is there helping them isn’t really helping them, that there’s no money from that organization because it went to the border, the moon, the shithouse. Wherever. All lies.

In case you are wondering what a real President of the United States does, well, for starters, they represent EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES WHETHER THE PERSON SUPPORTS THEM OR NOT. They don’t pick and choose. This isn’t a game of dodgeball where the popular kids get picked first. They don’t deny help to states who have assholes for governors because the President of the United States can’t help it if people of certain states are stupid and voted for an asshole who doesn’t give a shit about them when a hurricane hits. They don’t deny help to states who have assholes for governors who may not like the President of the United States. The President of the United States job is to help EVERYONE in the UNITED STATES. That’s why they are called the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. They are not called the President of Only The Idiots Who Like Me or the President of The Governors Who Kiss My Ass. THEY REPRESENT EVERYONE. SHITHOLE may not realize it, or may not want to, but right now, JOE BIDEN represents HIM.

I’ll admit from January 2017 until January 2021 I didn’t recognize SHITHOLE as the “President” because to me, and many others, he wasn’t. I still feel his “presidency” should be nullified and it may happen. And if he happened to become “president” again, I once again would not recognize him. To me he’d just be a squatter sitting in the Shit House trying to stay out of prison.

Threatening people so you can try to win a “presidency” is not “presidential” at all. In fact, it’s very criminal-like. Which, of course, SHITHOLE is. SHITHOLE says Americans who don’t support him are the “enemy within”. But in reality the “enemy within” is SHITHOLE himself.

No Pity For These Fools

No Pity For These Fools

by MichelleMcHatton

So the big, bad hurricane comes to the Appalachia area of North Carolina and damn near destroys everything. Not that these people had much to begin with. Many of them already lived in structures that were barely shacks.

But now after the hurricane they have nothing. Christ, many of them barely have the clothes on their backs. They are literally camping, if you want to call it that.

Enter FEMA, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, created by none other than Jimmy Carter in 1979. Of course. And in 2003 it became part of the Department of Homeland Security. Prior to FEMA there were many forms of emergency assistance in place but FEMA is the current official and real form of assistance. From their website: FEMA’s mission is helping people before, during and after disasters, and our core values and goals help us achieve it.

Logic would make you think that if you are a person in rural areas of North Carolina and you have lost everything, you would want help, right? Maybe money to buy food or clothing, diapers for your kids, formula. Maybe pay for a place to sleep for a few nights. You know, the necessities. Because yes, although trucks with supplies are heading your way, who knows when or if they will be able to get to you. And then you’re probably going to want to rebuild, more than likely in the same area. Or maybe in a different area. Chances are if you live in East Bumfuck, North Carolina where your cousin married your sister, you don’t have a pot to piss in. And it costs money to rebuild. Even if it’s just a shack.

So FEMA comes in to help. Because that is what FEMA does. And despite what SHITHOLE says, FEMA is in North Carolina. In fact, we know for a fact FEMA is in North Carolina because they are now being threatened by vigilante “militia” who apparently don’t want FEMA’s help because they feel they can rebuild and survive on their own. You know, they are the “fuck the government” types. One of these assholes was even arrested today. If these assholes don’t want help, fuck ’em. Unfortunately, there are people in their midst who do want help but because of these fuckers, they won’t get it. Maybe they can ask the SHITHOLE they worship to send them some paper towels. No pity for these fools.

I also don’t pity the fools stupid enough to go to a shit farm in California to listen to a SHITHOLE spew his lying shit for two hours and then be left stranded in the desert in the middle of the night without a ride back to their cars. Because the buses didn’t come. Want to know why the buses didn’t come, fools? Ask your SHITHOLE, since he was the one in charge of the whole thing. Oh, your old, tired mother and father had to walk two hours back to their car? Complain to SHITHOLE. You and they are stupid enough to still vote for him. He’d tell you to vote for him and then drink the Kool-Aid and die and you would, you’re all such stupid fools.

If these people want to remain fools, then they deserve everything they get.

So What?

So What?

by MichelleMcHatton

Last week Americans learned, via Jack Smith’s 165-page brief, details of what was going on with SHITHOLE during the January 6, 2021 riot on the Capitol.

It is noted in the brief that after learning Pence had been taken to a secure location in the Capitol, an aide rushed to SHITHOLE, who sat in the White House dining room tweeting. The aide was hoping SHITHOLE would “take action to ensure Pence’s safety”. But, according to the filing, instead of offering to help Pence, SHITHOLE looked at the aide and said “So what?”.

That is all we need to remember.

Because whatever happens to SHITHOLE in the future, all we need to say regarding him is “SO WHAT?”

He gets sentenced to prison for the rest of his life? SO WHAT!

And when SHITHOLE dies, which he eventually will, we can all let out a relieved sigh and scream: SO WHAT!

In Control

In Control

by MichelleMcHatton

Yesterday an actual “representative” from the United States Congress went on the shit bird site and declared that “Yes, they can control the weather. It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say that it can’t be done”. That statement came from none other than Marjorie Taylor Greene, a/k/a Crazy Marge.

Now who “they” may actually be, who knows? Could be Democrats, Republicans, ghosts, aliens, monsters, cats, dogs, rabbits, you name it. My second question for Crazy Marge is “how” they can control it. Because, shit, if that were true, we should hope they’d be working on getting nice, beautiful weather everywhere in the country. Maybe “they” could send a snowstorm my way, because I really love the snow and it’s never too early. Maybe “they” could arrange for it to constantly rain at Crazy Marge’s house all the time. Because she deserves it. Definitely have some really shitty weather happening at Mar-A-Shitlo all the time so SHITHOLE can’t golf. I mean, since “they” control it. May as well have some fun with it, right? It still doesn’t answer “how” “they” control it. Does whoever “they” may be hold in their piss until they can’t any longer and then release it on Georgia? Are mudslides actually forms of raging diarrhea that “they” release on California for making really bad movies? Maybe it doesn’t have anything to do with bodily functions. Maybe “they” just wave their magic sharpie, hold it across a map of the United States and say “HURRICANE!” and BOOM! Asheville, North Carolina is destroyed. Who. The. Fuck. Knows.

All I know is that if Crazy Marge actually believes this, and I’m pretty certain she does, among other nonsense she has spewed, she doesn’t belong in Congress. She belongs in a mental institution.