Author: MichelleMcHatton

I'm a writer. I'm also a wife and a parent who works too much and lives too little. In addition to writing I also love to read, listen to music, travel, cook, I enjoy looking for bargains at flea markets or thrift stores, Christmas, football and of course writing! How did I come up with the title of my blog? Two things: 1. I live in New England (duh) and 2. Canadian singer Alan Frew once arrogantly told me to "get a New England life"--again--DUH! I already HAVE one!
We Are Not Going Back

We Are Not Going Back

by MichelleMcHatton

In case we need a reminder of what we could be going back to if SHITHOLE takes over, here is the video played at the 2020 DNC. And with Project 2025, it would be worse than SHITHOLE throwing paper towels at Hurricane victims and siccing police on protesters so he could hold a Bible in front of a church like a moron, among so many other shitty things he “accomplished”.

With that DNC we chose Biden/Harris. With THIS DNC we choose Harris/Walz. We’ve come so far in four years. Let’s keep moving FORWARD! #WeAreNotGoingBack

Delusional Donnie

Delusional Donnie

by MichelleMcHatton

The latest out of SHITHOLELAND is SHITHOLE claiming that crowds don’t exist at Kamala Harris rallies. Because SHITHOLE is delusional. And very jealous.

Because the crowds DO exist and he doesn’t like the fact that more people are showing up at her rallies than they are at his. Maybe that’s because people are sick of listening to the same old rhetoric over and over again. Or maybe they’re sick of hearing about Hannibal Lecter. Or sharks with batteries. Or the fact that he doesn’t realize there is more than one meaning for the word “asylum”. Maybe they aren’t paying their rally attendees enough. We know many just show up for the “entertainment” and then leave before SHITHOLE even starts spewing his shit. Or maybe these people are just sick of SHITHOLE’S SHIT!

SHITHOLE went so far as to say of the Michigan rally that it “DIDN’T EXIST,” “nobody was there” and that photos of the event were fabricated by artificial intelligence. Well, unless SHITHOLE himself was there himself, how the fuck would he know? Just because SHITHOLE photoshops rally photos (and inauguration photos) himself, he shouldn’t go around accusing others of doing the same thing.

He’s so fucking stupid he rambled on saying that the fact that she was “cheating”, it was “election interference”. No, SHITHOLE. To have “election interference”, you first need to have an election. Then beg the Governor of Georgia to find you 11,000+ votes that don’t exist.

SHITHOLE claimed on his SHITHOLE social media site that Harris had been “turned in” by an airport maintenance worker who “noticed the fake crowd picture.” If that is the case, SHITHOLE, we would like the name of the airport maintenance worker so they can be interviewed and asked directly about what they saw.

Let’s face it. The Harris/Walz campaign is much more popular than the SHITHOLE/SHITHOLE campaign. Because people are sick of lies. They’re sick of bullying. They’re sick of threats. THEY ARE SIMPLY SICK OF SHITHOLE AND ALL HIS SHIT! They want leaders that will fight for them. That want to help them keep their freedoms, not take it away from them. They want leaders that accept them, not cast them aside. They want leaders that will let the country move forward, not move it back. No wonder more people are showing up for Harris/Walz than SHITHOLE AND SHITHOLE.

And because SHITHOLE is nothing but an old, washed-up, delusional, jealous, lying, cheating, criminal narcissist, lying about someone cheating is all he knows how to do. He lies so much, even HE doesn’t know when he’s telling the truth. Because it’s usually never.

On one final note, I have to share my tale of the SHITHOLEMOBILE I saw this weekend. Upon exiting a medical facility, there sat prominently in the parking lot a white car with SHITHOLE’S name emblazoned on the hood and two SHITHOLE flags on either side. I hope the fool riding around in that piece of shit is getting paid pretty well. Even then, the embarrassment isn’t worth it.

Beyond Weird

Beyond Weird

by MichelleMcHatton

The latest word being used in social media to describe SHITHOLE and company is “weird”. Although that word seems appropriate on the surface, I feel it’s too nice a word to use for that bunch.

When I hear the word “weird” I first associate it with Al Yankovic, who is a decent guy and not even remotely associated with SHITHOLE. Al was given the moniker “weird” when he was first creating music because his music was different and clever. He embraced the word and when you say “Weird Al”, people know exactly who you’re talking about.

Growing up “weird” was the introvert kid in the class who preferred chess over recess. The Muppet Gonzo the Great is considered a “weirdo” because nobody really knows what he is. He willingly blasts himself out of canyons or jumps through hoops of fire without batting an eye. He is a loveable character and is far from being a SHITHOLE.

As a child I was called “weird” by peers because I wore thick glasses due to having had cataracts when I was three. And being called “weird” as a child does not bode well for the self-esteem of a child.

I know the use of the word “weird” is bothering SHITHOLE and company. Which is great. But there are a slew of much better synonyms that mean the same thing as “weird”, if not more extreme, with deeper meaning and sound more sophisticated. Words such as:

  • bizzare
  • offbeat
  • outlandish (my fave)
  • eccentric
  • unconventional
  • unorthodox
  • idiosyncratic
  • surreal
  • crazy (as many of them are)
  • absurd (can’t get much more absurd than constantly talking about Hannibal Lecter)
  • grotesque
  • peculiar (SHITHOLE IS VERY PECULIAR; SHITHOLE 2 IS ALSO)
  • odd (simple but fun)
  • strange (almost as simple as weird)
  • queer (yes, it means something other than slang for “gay”)
  • cranky (SHITHOLE all the way!)
  • freakish (SHITHOLE 2 fits in this category–COUCH anyone?)
  • insane (the very DEFINITION of SHITHOLE!)
  • zany (good one!)
  • madcap (this describes SHITHOLE’S whole campaign and his past administration!)
  • off-center
  • unusual
  • far out (yes, VERY far out! This one’s good for MTG!)
  • alternative (remember alternate facts?)
  • and the French word outre which means “unusual and startling”–which that whole bunch is

On the other hand, maybe it’s best to stick with “weird”. After all, the SHITHOLE bunch are not very well-read and they may get confused by some of these bigger words. Although I do think I will start using “outlandish”, “zany” and “insane” to describe SHITHOLE during his next pep rally.

And Gen Z Will Lead Them

And Gen Z Will Lead Them

by MichelleMcHatton

I can’t speak for other Gen Z’ers but prior to Kamala Harris becoming the Democrat candidate for POTUS, my Gen Z daughter had no interest in voting. She wasn’t even registered.

Then the other day Harris created a TikTok account and everything changed. My Gen Z daughter began following Harris on TikTok and registered to vote, all in the same day.

If you think about it, Harris is pretty clever for joining TikTok and getting the attention of Gen Z. She certainly got the attention of my Gen Z daughter.

The Cat Ladies Cometh

The Cat Ladies Cometh

by MichelleMcHatton

Apparently SHITHOLE’s VP candidate SHITHOLE 2.0 (a/k/a Jerkoff Dipshit or Vladimir Futon–take your pick) has a problem with “childless cat ladies”. In a 2021 Fox interview Jerkoff Dipshit, who was running for his Ohio Senate seat at the time, said the U.S. was being run by “a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they’ve made and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable, too.” Based on that statement, I’d say Jerkoff was dissed by one or more women who owned a cat. Rightfully so. Because who wants to date a Jerkoff Dipshit?

 I’m not really sure how he feels about “childless dog ladies” or even “childless cat/dog men”. Maybe he just has an issue with cats? Or women in general? Why not pick on childless men? Like I said: he obviously was dissed by more than one woman with a cat.

Cats, dogs and any other pets aside, the SHITHOLE bunch have NO IDEA just how many women (childless, catless, etc.) are VOTERS in this country. They have alienated a vast majority of the voting population. Children and cats have NOTHING to do with it. Because women of any status VOTE. And they don’t vote for SHITHOLES.

Don’t take my word for it. Take a look at this map and data from the League of Women Voters that tells it the way it is:

Click to access LWV-map_2024.pdf