Someone Different

Someone Different

They kept saying they wanted “someone different”.

For eight years they had someone who was probably the most different President of their lifetime.  Not only was he black, he also wore tan suits, put mustard on his hot dogs, loved his wife and family, showed sincere empathy for his fellow human beings and is the only President in the past 45 years to not have an independent investigation of his administration.

He must’ve been “different” enough for most of America.  We elected him twice.

But then the “different” we had with him changed to “something else” with another person.  What he offered really wasn’t so much “different” but more “distracting” and “disgusting”.  Distracting to the point of near brainwashing for some.  Disgusting to the point where his own “wife” can’t stand him.

They kept saying they wanted “someone different”.  What they got was a Russian laughingstock.  Be careful of what you want.  It may not turn out to be what you expected.

At one time it was an honor for a championship sports team to visit the White House.

Maybe it will be an honor again someday.  But while SHITHOLE is in the SHITHOUSE, players are probably best to stay away.  Who wants to visit with that racist, unpatriotic piece of shit?

He keeps ruining America more and more each day.

Thanks, Russia.

What’s Wrong With Our Country Right Now

What’s Wrong With Our Country Right Now

This may come as a shock to some but do you know many Americans do not know the actual title to the National Anthem?  They actually think it’s called “The National Anthem”.
Do you know most Americans do not even know the lyrics to the song?  Nor do they know who wrote it.  Or why it was written.  Most don’t even know there are more verses to the song than the one that they always hear.
I’m not writing this to give you a history of “The Star-Spangled Banner” but let’s look at the definition of the word “anthem” for a second:
a rousing or uplifting song identified with a particular group, body, or cause.
a solemn patriotic song officially adopted by a country as an expression of national identity.
So if an “anthem” is supposed to be a song identified with a “particular group, body or cause” and used as “an expression of national identity”, what is the problem with athletes being able to kneel while it’s playing?  They are only identifying it with a “particular cause”, or expression of protest.  Which every person in America is entitled to.  Including athletes.  Shit, I’ve seen fat ass beer guzzling men woofing down hot dogs at baseball games during the National Anthem.  Nobody bitched about them.  And they weren’t standing, either.

So, what should we do about this “problem” that so many have with athletes taking a knee, sitting in the locker room, picking their noses, talking on their cell phones, doing whatever during the playing of the National Anthem?  Well, SHITHOLE sounds like he wants to deport them.  Sorry, SHITHOLE.  But someone who can’t even put their hand over their heart during the National Anthem shouldn’t be telling others they don’t belong in this country for not standing during a song.

I do, however, have a couple of ideas:  why don’t we ban the playing of the National Anthem.  Then players can kneel all they want without all the bitching.  The bitchers won’t get to hear their favorite song, but hey, if they’re going to the stadium to hear a song. they are there for the wrong show.  It’s a game, not a concert.

Secondly, ban all guns.  Period.  Because if American athletes have to give up their rights to freedom, so should American gun owners.

At least athletes aren’t killing anyone by kneeling.

The Royal Questions

The Royal Questions

There’s nothing like a good ol’ royal wedding to get everyone riled up.

Although I wish Harry and Meg the best of luck in this next chapter in their lives, I don’t really care about the details.  However, they do make an adorable couple and I’m sure Diana would be proud of her youngest child.

In honor of the royal wedding tomorrow, a local radio station posted questions to answer regarding the big day.  Since these are extremely pertinent, I just had to answer them:

  1.  Will Prince Harry shave for his walk down the aisle?

Yes.  He will shave everything.  Head, beard and body.  He is going into this marriage completely hairless.

     2.  What color hat will the Queen wear?

She is going for the Cat-in-the-Hat motif—something multi-colored and stripey.

     3.  Who will walk Meghan down the aisle?

Well, as of yesterday when these questions were first posted, I gave my answer as Meghan.  But today we all know it’s going to be Chuck.

     4.  What will they serve for dinner?

Tea and crumpets.  What the fuck else would they serve?

     5.  Will Elton sing “Candle in the Wind” at the reception?

No, but I hear that “The Bitch Is Back” is on the playlist.

 

Here’s to many, many years of pure wedded bliss, Harry and Meg!

A Letter to the Narcissist – No. 21 — Knowing the Narcissist

A Letter to the Narcissist – No. 21 — Knowing the Narcissist

Makes me feel like writing a letter of my own.  Maybe I will...

Dear Narc, You tried to steal my shine. You tried to turn off my smile. You almost succeeded in raping my soul but I found myself stronger and today I thank you. Thank you because you revealed to me who I am and how much I am worth. Thank you because you made me understand…

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