Somebody Had to Take the Little Green One

Somebody Had to Take the Little Green One

Fifty-five years ago today “A Charlie Brown Christmas” debuted and Christmas specials, along with Christmas trees, would never be the same.

Charlie Brown may have always come across as being the underdog, but that was always the reason you cheered him on. Whether he was trying to kick the football or just trying to fit in, he always seemed to get the short end of the stick.

When Charlie Brown is made director of the Christmas play in “A Charlie Brown Christmas”, you feel that ol’ Chuck has finally come around. He’s finally made it. Being director of a Christmas play is a big deal. Even if your dog is playing all the animals and the script girl is a bitch.

So when Chuck and Linus are daunted with the task of getting a Christmas tree, the last thing you’re thinking is he’s going to fuck it up. And yet he does. Because of course. He’s Charlie Brown.

Somebody had to take the misfit tree. Just as someone had to take the misfit cat, the one that was the smallest in the litter. It was there for someone to take.

As Charlie Brown points out: “This little green one here seems to need a home”. Yes, and you’re the one who’s going to give it a home, Chuck. Even against Linus’s objection, Chuck lugs that little branch back to the theater and much to everyone’s chagrin, proudly places it on the stage. Of course we all know what happens next.

And in true Charlie Brown fashion, Chuck leaves with the tree, feeling bad for himself and his tree. But the tree doesn’t know any better. It’s just glad to finally have a home. Then when he attempts to decorate it, he causes it to wilt and declares, “I killed it. Everything I touch gets ruined.” At that point Chuck walks off, probably to go down a bag of chips or yell at Snoopy, just to make himself feel better. You just cannot help but feel for Chuck at this point in the show.

And because it’s Christmas and they all feel guilty for once again making Charlie Brown feel like a piece of shit, all the bratty kids come along, probably looking to taunt Chuck even more. Instead they come upon the tree and join together to decorate the little thing, miraculously turning it into a glorious sight.

As Linus points out: “I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.” Right, Linus. And thanks for giving up your blanket to wrap around the base of it.

And then Charlie Brown comes back, because he’s a glutton for punishment, and in his astonishment he doesn’t know what to say and everyone feels really awkward so all the punky kids just shout out “MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BROWN!” and break into “Hark The Herald Angels Sing”. As if that’s really what Chuck wants to hear in the very sentimental and shocking moment.

So however you can watch “A Charlie Brown Christmas” this year, on DVD, Apple, PBS, YouTube, whatever, be sure you watch it, enjoy it and cherish the moments that have entertained us for the past fifty-five years and will live on to entertain many more generations to come. No matter what the tree looks like.

Happy World Toilet Day!

Happy World Toilet Day!

A #ThrowbackThursday moment:

In honor of World Toilet Day we’re looking back to Matt Damon’s first mention of this three years ago:

Yes, there is such a day.  And it is today.  How are you celebrating?

Matt Damon announced that he was not going to go to the bathroom until everyone on the planet has clean water.

You can see the press conference  where he announced this right here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jQCqNop3CIg

Now how serious Matt was, I don’t really know.  That is a long time to hold it.  I’m certain he was serious about the strike and the meaning behind it.  And he made his point in a hilarious fashion.

Matt’s heart is in the right place in wanting to make sure everyone in the world has clean water and sanitation.  Whether that will ever happen is unknown.

But I got a really cool cup for donating to his cause at strikewithme.org.  And for more information, check out water.org.

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Now go hug your toilet and have a great day!

The Vaccines–They Are A’Comin’

The Vaccines–They Are A’Comin’

A vaccine for COVID-19 appears to be on the horizon. Which is great. But before you toss away your facemasks, there is much to consider regarding the release of this vaccine/these vaccines.

First of all, there initially will not be enough for all who want one. COVID-19 is a worldwide problem, not just a United States one. These vaccines need to be made available to the entire world. Think about how many vaccines will need to be manufactured. And I’m understanding that for most of these vaccines, you will need two doses. That’s a lot of vaccines.

The Pfizer one will need to be kept at a temperature most medical facilities cannot accommodate. Will these places need to purchase special freezers just to house this vaccine? How much is that going to cost and who is going to foot the bill?

Speaking of bills, who is going to pay for the vaccine? Are we going to have to pay out of pocket? Is the government going to pick up the bill? Like they’re supposed to be doing for the COVID-19 testing but sometimes aren’t? How much is this vaccine going to cost?

Unless everyone gets the vaccine, expect to need to keep wearing a facemask for the next several years. Because even if this vaccine were made available to every human being on Earth, you are always going to have your “never vaxers” and you are always going to have someone who is not going to be able to get the vaccine because of an underlying health condition. Just like there are people who cannot receive the flu vaccine. These are people you have to keep in mind. In order to completely ditch the masks, every single living soul would need to get this vaccine. Also, news flash: it’s a vaccine, not a cure. The best result I’ve heard so far is Moderna’s at 94.5 percent. That’s still not one-hundred percent. Just as with the flu vaccine, you could get the COVID-19 vaccine and still get COVID-19.

So, yes, let’s get excited for a vaccine. It’s great that they are coming. Most of us will probably not be able to get one until this time next year. If we’re lucky. But understand the reality about these vaccines and that although they may help with backing off COVID-19, they are not a cure all.

The People Have Spoken

The People Have Spoken

The people of America have spoken and they have chosen Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. as their next President of the United States!

The people of America have spoken and they have chosen Kamala Devi Harris as their next Vice President of the United States!

Both bring integrity, class and diversion to the position. Both will serve us well. Because we were not being served by the prior White House occupant. We were being bullied and abused daily.

Time to put the band-aid on America. Apply lots of anti-septic and let the healing and rebuilding begin!