Category: writing

The Best Night Of The Year

The Best Night Of The Year

by MichelleMcHatton

Christmas Eve has always been the most magical night of the year for me.

How can it not be?  The air is thick with anticipation for what lies ahead.  There are constant visits from friends and family throughout the day and into the evening.  Pizza for dinner.  Music.  Games.  Lots of laughs.

May the spirit of Christmas Eve be with you well into Christmas and beyond.

My Sweet Christmas Dreams

My Sweet Christmas Dreams

by MichelleMcHatton

A request to share.  Here it is…

 

Sung to the tune of “My Favorite Things”

Cupcakes and cookies
Are things I can’t eat
It really sucks when I
Want something sweet
Yummy cocoa truffles
In a nice Christmas bowl
Cause me to try
Not to lose my control

Cakes made from cocoa
And warm apple pie
Doughnuts and gumdrops
All go to my thighs
Nuts dressed in chocolate, mints soaked in light cream
These are a few of my sweet Christmas dreams

Gingerbread houses and peppermint bark
Eggnog and cheesecake and raspberry tarts
Pretty spiced candy canes tied up in bows
Cause me to fear where the calories go

When the crumbs fall
When the punch spills
And I feel real bad
I simply remember my sweet Christmas dreams
And then I don’t feel so fat

Thanksgiving thoughts

Thanksgiving thoughts

by MichelleMcHatton

Here’s to not being disgusted by your Thanksgiving meal…

Here’s to successfully renting a fucking car to get home for Thanksgiving….

Here’s to not having to sleep with a stranger on your way home for Thanksgiving….especially if he thinks your butt cheeks are two pillows….

Here’s to your turkey not being overcooked….

or undercooked…

Here’s to having a fantastic Thanksgiving holiday with the four F’s:  family, friends, food and football

ENJOY!