What SHITHOLE Really Wants

What SHITHOLE Really Wants

by MichelleMcHatton

By now everyone knows that on June 13, 2025 Israel attacked Iran as an alleged response to Iran’s enrichment of weapon-grade uranium, causing alleged fear on Israel’s part that Iran was up to no good and was building nuclear weapons.

Fast forward nine days and SHITHOLE decides to get involved and allegedly attack three Iranian nuclear facilities.

Backtrack a little before these events. Maybe even several years. Think. What is the one thing that SHITHOLE desires more than anything else in the world? Seriously. A Nobel Peace Prize. After all, the Black President got one. The peanut farmer President got one. Shit, even the Man Who Really Won The Presidency in 2000 got one (as Vice President). Even Teddy Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson got one.

So SHITHOLE feels he deserves one too. And ironically, following these two attacks on Iran SHITHOLE was nominated for and then lost the nomination on the same day. Because who in their fucking right mind wants to give a 34-indicted criminal narcissistic fraudster rapist SHITHOLE a goddamn Nobel Peace Prize?

Did anyone stop to think that maybe, just maybe, SHITHOLE PLANNED the entire attack on Iran, with Nutahunu’s help, simply in the hopes of being nominated, and maybe winning, a Nobel Peace Prize?

After all, Nutahunu is like SHITHOLE 2.0 (he is an indicted criminal himself). They are like two peas in a pod (except Nut is actually smarter than SHITHOLE).

Here’s how I think it all went down:

Keep in mind Nut just visited the Shit House in April. Before that he had visited in February. Quite out of the ordinary for a foreign leader to visit the Shit House TWICE so closely together.

SHITHOLE expressed to Nut his desire to get a Nobel Peace Prize. Maybe he even mentioned Nut could get one too. Who knows? So the two devised a plan.

Since Israel has had it out with Iran since the Gulf War and Israel was tipped off in 2022 that Iran was allegedly building nuclear weapons, Nut probably felt it would seem “logical” that since three years have passed since they were tipped off, it was time to attack them. Better late than never, I guess.

So SHITHOLE tells him to attack Iran and then the United States will wait nine days (but SHITHOLE will tell everyone two weeks, because he’s Two Week Taco and it’ll throw everyone off) and then SHITHOLE won’t bother consulting with Congress and will tell Drunky Pete to risk our military and try our best to drop our “bunker bombs” on Iran. And it will be YUGE! And we’ll obliterate everyone and everything!

Then on June 25, 2025 SHITHOLE gives Iran permission to strike a U.S. Military Base. Why? Other than the fact that he’s a delusional fuck, who the fuck knows! But here is the actual transcript of what he said so take it for what it’s worth:

“You saw that, where 14 missiles were shot at us the other day. And they were very nice. They gave us warning. They said, “We’re going to shoot them.”

“Is 1 o’clock OK? They said it’s fine.” And everybody was emptied off the base, so they couldn’t get hurt, except for the gunners. They call them the gunners. And out of 14 high-end missiles that were shot at the base in Qatar, all 14, as you know, were shot down by our equipment. Amazing stuff, amazing what they can do.

Yes, simply A-MAZ-ING, SHITHOLE!

So, no, SHITHOLE will not be getting a Nobel Peace Prize. In fact, I’d go so far to say he’ll win a Booby Prize long before a Nobel Peace Prize.

TACO TWO WEEKS

TACO TWO WEEKS

by MichelleMcHatton

SHITHOLE has declared that Iran has all the materials for a nuclear bomb and that he knows where the Supreme Leader of Iran is (but he’s not telling) but yet…SHITHOLE has decided not to do anything for at least two weeks.

Otherwise known as kicking the can down the road.

Anyone else notice how frequently SHITHOLE does this? After all he just extended the TikTok ban once again for three months. And in three months he’ll extend it once again. And again. And again. Until the end of his term. Or until he dies. Whichever comes first. Although Congress already issued a ban. SHITHOLE must appease to what little masses he can appease.

And it will be the same with the Iran thing. Except the Iran thing isn’t going to end well for SHITHOLE. Because Iran isn’t going to wait two weeks.

See it’s hilarious because SHITHOLE is actually caught between a SHIT ROCK and a HARD SHIT and there’s nowhere for him to run. You know why? Because he must appease Israel and to do so would mean to help them in attacking Iran. And if he helps attack Iran, then he pisses off his MAGAASSES, which decreases his approval rating (which is dropping like a stone anyway). So SHITHOLE is damned if he does and damned if he doesn’t. And it’s beautiful to see.

Because he’s such a fucking SHITHOLE. That’s why he’s trying to “buy time”. But there is no time to buy. And he knows it. He’s just hoping in two weeks everyone forgets about “two weeks”.

But we won’t.

Meanwhile Iran is getting ready to shove a nuclear bomb up his SHITHOLE orange ass….

The World Class Haters

The World Class Haters

by MichelleMcHatton

Terry Moran, a senior national correspondent for ABC News, has been suspended over a social media post about Stephen “Gargamel” Miller and SHITHOLE.

Regarding Gargy and SHITHOLE, Moran wrote on the shit site “X” that Gargy is “a man who is richly endowed with the capacity for hatred” and that SHITHOLE is a “world-class hater.”

He’s absolutely correct. Gargamel Miller IS someone who is richly endowed with the capacity for hatred. Keep in mind this creepy fuckface “deputy” Shit House “Chief of Staff” was the one who spear-headed the discriminatory Muslim ban, the move to end DACA and the inhumane policy of tearing children from their parents in the first SHITHOLE “administration” and he currently has been bitching that there are not enough ICE arrests, including ripping ICE all new assholes in a private meeting because of their low deportation numbers.

If that isn’t someone who is richly endowed with the capacity for hatred, I don’t know who is.

As for calling SHITHOLE a “world-class hater”, that’s fact. Because SHITHOLE hates anyone who isn’t HIMSELF. That makes him a “world-class hater”. Because he hates the world.

Finally, you know who ELSE is a “world-class hater”? ABC news. Because instead of suspending one of their top correspondents for expressing his opinion and FACTS, which is entirely his right, they should be standing behind him. But because ABC doesn’t want to get sued by SHITHOLE once again, they suspend someone that they will ultimately regret suspending.

What’s In a Number?

What’s In a Number?

by MichelleMcHatton

Over the past few days a fascination with the numbers 86 and 47 has grown in America.

Put them together and you get the last four digits of someone’s phone number, the last four digits of someone’s Social Security number, a lotto number, a house number, a number on a raffle ticket, a locker combination, I could go on and on.

To use the reference of “86”-ing something has been a part of history originating in the restaurant and bar industry dating back to the 1920’s. It has been used to indicate that a menu item is no longer available or that a customer should be ejected. In other words, to get rid of something or someone. It doesn’t mean “to kill”. You can “get rid” of something or someone without “killing it”. You can stop serving it, throw it away, especially if it’s rotten, or physically remove it.

As for the number “47”, currently most Americans may refer to that as being the current number “president” a/k/a SHITHOLE.

Of course, nobody was talking about either of these numbers until Comey stated he took a walk on a beach and saw “8647” on the sand in the form of seashells.

Which was probably just something he created on his mobile phone as I just did. Or maybe it was real. But however he saw it, he posted it on social media and all hell broke loose.

As if 8647 isn’t something most of the world doesn’t think about every day. Because we do.

And it’s stupid for anyone to have a problem with it because they are just four numbers.

Unlike the following images and incidents, which have no numbers involved:

If you have no problem with this image:

Then you have no business being bothered by this image:

If you have no problem with these assholes

Conspiring to kidnap and kill this woman:

Then you have no business being bothered by this image:

If you have no problem with this cuckoo asshole:

Attacking this man to almost killing him and affecting he and his wife’s life:

Then you should have no business being bothered by this image:

So going forward I, along with millions of others, will continue to write “8647” wherever and whenever we want. Because, despite how SHITHOLE may feel about those numbers being used together, they are just that: numbers.