Two’s Company, Three’s a Crowd

Two’s Company, Three’s a Crowd

by MichelleMcHatton

By now we all know that brain worm boy Bobby Kennedy hung up his bid for president and endorsed SHITHOLE in the process. Big whoop.

What’s interesting about all this is what Kennedy is hoping to get out of it, what SHITHOLE won’t get out of it and what SHITHOLE may do because of it.

First, what Kennedy is hoping to get out of it. Anyone with half a brain without a worm in it knows it’s obvious Kennedy is looking for a gig. He’s probably broke from his own “campaign” and the Harris side wouldn’t even give him a nod. So his only hope is to latch on to SHITHOLE. Of course SHITHOLE welcomed the endorsement. SHITHOLE is so stupid and desperate he’d welcome an endorsement from Attila The Hun. And he welcomed Kennedy with open arms at his Arizona pep rally on Friday. And I’m certain Kennedy is desperate, probably even begging SHITHOLE, for some kind of job on his “campaign” for now (he’d probably even take the position of SHITHOLE’s ass wiper if he had to). His main hope is to get a gig within a SHITHOLE “administration”.

Next, what SHITHOLE won’t get out of it. I’m not really certain how closely SHITHOLE followed Kennedy’s “campaign” but it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that Kennedy didn’t really have many “supporters”. So I’m not really sure how many Kennedy “supporters” are now going to “support” SHITHOLE. If I had to guess, it’s not many. Maybe a bit more than Jerkoff Dipshit’s approval rating. Which leads me to my next point.

What will SHITHOLE do now that Kennedy has endorsed him? It’s quite clear to everyone on both sides of the fence that SHITHOLE doesn’t really care for his running mate Jerkoff Dipshit (a/k/a SHITHOLE 2) and it’s quite clear to everyone on both sides of the fence that Jerkoff Dipshit doesn’t really care for SHITHOLE (he even said so in past interviews). Although it’s common for presidential and vice presidential candidates to have separate rallies once in a while, it’s also common for them to hold rallies together. Since the RNC, when Jerkoff Dipshit became the “official” VP candidate, he and SHITHOLE have only held four rallies together. And we know how many pep rallies SHITHOLE holds in a week. That’s since July. In comparison Harris selected Walz on August 6, not even a month ago, and they have done almost every single rally together.

There’s a lot of rumors flying around that SHITHOLE wants to get rid of Jerkoff and take Kennedy in his place. It’s not impossible for that to happen, but considering mail-in ballots start happening September 6, time is running short . For Jerkoff to be replaced, there’s a lot of paperwork that would need to be done. And there’s a lot of feelings that would be hurt. And I could tell you there would be a lot of fighting. I hope SHITHOLE tries it because it could be a lot of fun!

So it’ll be interesting to see what happens in the next months. While Jerkoff is off playing “president” himself, trying to order a doughnut or making a poor attempt at a cocky photo op with a plane that isn’t his, will SHITHOLE be traipsing across the country with his new best buddy brain worm boy Bobby Kennedy as the sidekick for his pep rallies? Only time will tell.

We Are Not Going Back

We Are Not Going Back

by MichelleMcHatton

In case we need a reminder of what we could be going back to if SHITHOLE takes over, here is the video played at the 2020 DNC. And with Project 2025, it would be worse than SHITHOLE throwing paper towels at Hurricane victims and siccing police on protesters so he could hold a Bible in front of a church like a moron, among so many other shitty things he “accomplished”.

With that DNC we chose Biden/Harris. With THIS DNC we choose Harris/Walz. We’ve come so far in four years. Let’s keep moving FORWARD!

Delusional Donnie

Delusional Donnie

by MichelleMcHatton

The latest out of SHITHOLELAND is SHITHOLE claiming that crowds don’t exist at Kamala Harris rallies. Because SHITHOLE is delusional. And very jealous.

Because the crowds DO exist and he doesn’t like the fact that more people are showing up at her rallies than they are at his. Maybe that’s because people are sick of listening to the same old rhetoric over and over again. Or maybe they’re sick of hearing about Hannibal Lecter. Or sharks with batteries. Or the fact that he doesn’t realize there is more than one meaning for the word “asylum”. Maybe they aren’t paying their rally attendees enough. We know many just show up for the “entertainment” and then leave before SHITHOLE even starts spewing his shit. Or maybe these people are just sick of SHITHOLE’S SHIT!

SHITHOLE went so far as to say of the Michigan rally that it “DIDN’T EXIST,” “nobody was there” and that photos of the event were fabricated by artificial intelligence. Well, unless SHITHOLE himself was there himself, how the fuck would he know? Just because SHITHOLE photoshops rally photos (and inauguration photos) himself, he shouldn’t go around accusing others of doing the same thing.

He’s so fucking stupid he rambled on saying that the fact that she was “cheating”, it was “election interference”. No, SHITHOLE. To have “election interference”, you first need to have an election. Then beg the Governor of Georgia to find you 11,000+ votes that don’t exist.

SHITHOLE claimed on his SHITHOLE social media site that Harris had been “turned in” by an airport maintenance worker who “noticed the fake crowd picture.” If that is the case, SHITHOLE, we would like the name of the airport maintenance worker so they can be interviewed and asked directly about what they saw.

Let’s face it. The Harris/Walz campaign is much more popular than the SHITHOLE/SHITHOLE campaign. Because people are sick of lies. They’re sick of bullying. They’re sick of threats. THEY ARE SIMPLY SICK OF SHITHOLE AND ALL HIS SHIT! They want leaders that will fight for them. That want to help them keep their freedoms, not take it away from them. They want leaders that accept them, not cast them aside. They want leaders that will let the country move forward, not move it back. No wonder more people are showing up for Harris/Walz than SHITHOLE AND SHITHOLE.

And because SHITHOLE is nothing but an old, washed-up, delusional, jealous, lying, cheating, criminal narcissist, lying about someone cheating is all he knows how to do. He lies so much, even HE doesn’t know when he’s telling the truth. Because it’s usually never.

On one final note, I have to share my tale of the SHITHOLEMOBILE I saw this weekend. Upon exiting a medical facility, there sat prominently in the parking lot a white car with SHITHOLE’S name emblazoned on the hood and two SHITHOLE flags on either side. I hope the fool riding around in that piece of shit is getting paid pretty well. Even then, the embarrassment isn’t worth it.

Beyond Weird

Beyond Weird

by MichelleMcHatton

The latest word being used in social media to describe SHITHOLE and company is “weird”. Although that word seems appropriate on the surface, I feel it’s too nice a word to use for that bunch.

When I hear the word “weird” I first associate it with Al Yankovic, who is a decent guy and not even remotely associated with SHITHOLE. Al was given the moniker “weird” when he was first creating music because his music was different and clever. He embraced the word and when you say “Weird Al”, people know exactly who you’re talking about.

Growing up “weird” was the introvert kid in the class who preferred chess over recess. The Muppet Gonzo the Great is considered a “weirdo” because nobody really knows what he is. He willingly blasts himself out of canyons or jumps through hoops of fire without batting an eye. He is a loveable character and is far from being a SHITHOLE.

As a child I was called “weird” by peers because I wore thick glasses due to having had cataracts when I was three. And being called “weird” as a child does not bode well for the self-esteem of a child.

I know the use of the word “weird” is bothering SHITHOLE and company. Which is great. But there are a slew of much better synonyms that mean the same thing as “weird”, if not more extreme, with deeper meaning and sound more sophisticated. Words such as:

  • bizzare
  • offbeat
  • outlandish (my fave)
  • eccentric
  • unconventional
  • unorthodox
  • idiosyncratic
  • surreal
  • crazy (as many of them are)
  • absurd (can’t get much more absurd than constantly talking about Hannibal Lecter)
  • grotesque
  • peculiar (SHITHOLE IS VERY PECULIAR; SHITHOLE 2 IS ALSO)
  • odd (simple but fun)
  • strange (almost as simple as weird)
  • queer (yes, it means something other than slang for “gay”)
  • cranky (SHITHOLE all the way!)
  • freakish (SHITHOLE 2 fits in this category–COUCH anyone?)
  • insane (the very DEFINITION of SHITHOLE!)
  • zany (good one!)
  • madcap (this describes SHITHOLE’S whole campaign and his past administration!)
  • off-center
  • unusual
  • far out (yes, VERY far out! This one’s good for MTG!)
  • alternative (remember alternate facts?)
  • and the French word outre which means “unusual and startling”–which that whole bunch is

On the other hand, maybe it’s best to stick with “weird”. After all, the SHITHOLE bunch are not very well-read and they may get confused by some of these bigger words. Although I do think I will start using “outlandish”, “zany” and “insane” to describe SHITHOLE during his next pep rally.

And Gen Z Will Lead Them

And Gen Z Will Lead Them

by MichelleMcHatton

I can’t speak for other Gen Z’ers but prior to Kamala Harris becoming the Democrat candidate for POTUS, my Gen Z daughter had no interest in voting. She wasn’t even registered.

Then the other day Harris created a TikTok account and everything changed. My Gen Z daughter began following Harris on TikTok and registered to vote, all in the same day.

If you think about it, Harris is pretty clever for joining TikTok and getting the attention of Gen Z. She certainly got the attention of my Gen Z daughter.