No Pity For These Fools

No Pity For These Fools

by MichelleMcHatton

So the big, bad hurricane comes to the Appalachia area of North Carolina and damn near destroys everything. Not that these people had much to begin with. Many of them already lived in structures that were barely shacks.

But now after the hurricane they have nothing. Christ, many of them barely have the clothes on their backs. They are literally camping, if you want to call it that.

Enter FEMA, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, created by none other than Jimmy Carter in 1979. Of course. And in 2003 it became part of the Department of Homeland Security. Prior to FEMA there were many forms of emergency assistance in place but FEMA is the current official and real form of assistance. From their website: FEMA’s mission is helping people before, during and after disasters, and our core values and goals help us achieve it.

Logic would make you think that if you are a person in rural areas of North Carolina and you have lost everything, you would want help, right? Maybe money to buy food or clothing, diapers for your kids, formula. Maybe pay for a place to sleep for a few nights. You know, the necessities. Because yes, although trucks with supplies are heading your way, who knows when or if they will be able to get to you. And then you’re probably going to want to rebuild, more than likely in the same area. Or maybe in a different area. Chances are if you live in East Bumfuck, North Carolina where your cousin married your sister, you don’t have a pot to piss in. And it costs money to rebuild. Even if it’s just a shack.

So FEMA comes in to help. Because that is what FEMA does. And despite what SHITHOLE says, FEMA is in North Carolina. In fact, we know for a fact FEMA is in North Carolina because they are now being threatened by vigilante “militia” who apparently don’t want FEMA’s help because they feel they can rebuild and survive on their own. You know, they are the “fuck the government” types. One of these assholes was even arrested today. If these assholes don’t want help, fuck ’em. Unfortunately, there are people in their midst who do want help but because of these fuckers, they won’t get it. Maybe they can ask the SHITHOLE they worship to send them some paper towels. No pity for these fools.

I also don’t pity the fools stupid enough to go to a shit farm in California to listen to a SHITHOLE spew his lying shit for two hours and then be left stranded in the desert in the middle of the night without a ride back to their cars. Because the buses didn’t come. Want to know why the buses didn’t come, fools? Ask your SHITHOLE, since he was the one in charge of the whole thing. Oh, your old, tired mother and father had to walk two hours back to their car? Complain to SHITHOLE. You and they are stupid enough to still vote for him. He’d tell you to vote for him and then drink the Kool-Aid and die and you would, you’re all such stupid fools.

If these people want to remain fools, then they deserve everything they get.

So What?

So What?

by MichelleMcHatton

Last week Americans learned, via Jack Smith’s 165-page brief, details of what was going on with SHITHOLE during the January 6, 2021 riot on the Capitol.

It is noted in the brief that after learning Pence had been taken to a secure location in the Capitol, an aide rushed to SHITHOLE, who sat in the White House dining room tweeting. The aide was hoping SHITHOLE would “take action to ensure Pence’s safety”. But, according to the filing, instead of offering to help Pence, SHITHOLE looked at the aide and said “So what?”.

That is all we need to remember.

Because whatever happens to SHITHOLE in the future, all we need to say regarding him is “SO WHAT?”

He gets sentenced to prison for the rest of his life? SO WHAT!

And when SHITHOLE dies, which he eventually will, we can all let out a relieved sigh and scream: SO WHAT!

In Control

In Control

by MichelleMcHatton

Yesterday an actual “representative” from the United States Congress went on the shit bird site and declared that “Yes, they can control the weather. It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say that it can’t be done”. That statement came from none other than Marjorie Taylor Greene, a/k/a Crazy Marge.

Now who “they” may actually be, who knows? Could be Democrats, Republicans, ghosts, aliens, monsters, cats, dogs, rabbits, you name it. My second question for Crazy Marge is “how” they can control it. Because, shit, if that were true, we should hope they’d be working on getting nice, beautiful weather everywhere in the country. Maybe “they” could send a snowstorm my way, because I really love the snow and it’s never too early. Maybe “they” could arrange for it to constantly rain at Crazy Marge’s house all the time. Because she deserves it. Definitely have some really shitty weather happening at Mar-A-Shitlo all the time so SHITHOLE can’t golf. I mean, since “they” control it. May as well have some fun with it, right? It still doesn’t answer “how” “they” control it. Does whoever “they” may be hold in their piss until they can’t any longer and then release it on Georgia? Are mudslides actually forms of raging diarrhea that “they” release on California for making really bad movies? Maybe it doesn’t have anything to do with bodily functions. Maybe “they” just wave their magic sharpie, hold it across a map of the United States and say “HURRICANE!” and BOOM! Asheville, North Carolina is destroyed. Who. The. Fuck. Knows.

All I know is that if Crazy Marge actually believes this, and I’m pretty certain she does, among other nonsense she has spewed, she doesn’t belong in Congress. She belongs in a mental institution.

Trump Is Mentally Impaired

Trump Is Mentally Impaired

by MichelleMcHatton

Yesterday in Wisconsin SHITHOLE Trump spewed his daily (or weekly) shit to his dumbass followers, showing more and more desperation as the days get closer and closer to November 5.

His latest rhetoric is that Kamala Harris was born “mentally impaired” and that she is “mentally disabled”. Of course, the world knows Harris is not mentally impaired or mentally disabled and for SHITHOLE to state that, makes him an asshole and SHITHOLE ableist. But ableist aside, there is proof that SHITHOLE himself is mentally impaired and/or mentally disabled.

All anyone needs to do is listen to him for five seconds and you know there’s something cognitively wrong with him. Not only does he continuously slur his words, ramble on off topic, can’t remember what the fuck state he’s in, can’t remember names and doesn’t know which way is up, he thinks Hannibal Lecter is a real person, that asylum seekers escaped from institutions, that there is no climate change, that windmills cause cancer, that bleach will kill Covid, that Haitians are eating cats and dogs in Springfield, Ohio, that sharks run on batteries, that day is night and night is day. It’s amazing he doesn’t injure himself just getting out of bed in the morning.

And there is one more thing we need to remember that proves SHITHOLE is mentally impaired. You may recall in 2017 and again in 2019 SHITHOLE was called “DOTARD” by North Korea’s Kim Jong Un. The meaning of “dotard”, as everyone discovered when they ran to their dictionaries upon learning this new word is: “an old person, especially one who has become physically weak or whose mental faculties have declined”.

So who is indeed the mentally impaired one, SHITHOLE?

Anything But Humble

Anything But Humble

by MichelleMcHatton

The other day the person that calls herself “governor” of Arkansas stated that Kamala Harris wasn’t “humble” because she did not have biological children.

The person I’m referring to is Sarah Huckabee Sanders who had the audacity to state that “my kids keep me humble”. Bitch, you are anything but humble. I don’t believe she knows the meaning of the word.

To be humble you must have a modest or low estimate of your own importance or be of a low social, administrative or political rank. This cunt is in charge of a state that as of 2024 U.S. News & World Report ranked 47th overall, down two from their 2023 ranking of 45. Not exactly a top-notch place to live or something to be proud of. And if she were so “humble” she wouldn’t be governor. Being humble is a characteristic that one chooses to have. People that are “humble” are usually decent people. With or without children. They don’t criticize others for not having children, biological or not, nor do they purposely mispronounce their name. Such as this unhumble bitch did.

We must also remember that in 2018 this “humble” cow was denied service at a restaurant in Virginia because she was SHITHOLE’s “press secretary” and the restaurant didn’t want to serve her because of SHITHOLE’s “policies” and the fact that this shrew would spew SHITHOLE’s lies day in and day out.

And let’s not get started on how this swine dresses. Holy shit. Have you checked grandma’s couch to see if the cover is missing? Oh wait. That’s the same couch Vance is busy fucking? Never mind.

Talk about being humble. Bitch, please.