So the big, bad hurricane comes to the Appalachia area of North Carolina and damn near destroys everything. Not that these people had much to begin with. Many of them already lived in structures that were barely shacks.

But now after the hurricane they have nothing. Christ, many of them barely have the clothes on their backs. They are literally camping, if you want to call it that.

Enter FEMA, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, created by none other than Jimmy Carter in 1979. Of course. And in 2003 it became part of the Department of Homeland Security. Prior to FEMA there were many forms of emergency assistance in place but FEMA is the current official and real form of assistance. From their website: FEMA’s mission is helping people before, during and after disasters, and our core values and goals help us achieve it.

Logic would make you think that if you are a person in rural areas of North Carolina and you have lost everything, you would want help, right? Maybe money to buy food or clothing, diapers for your kids, formula. Maybe pay for a place to sleep for a few nights. You know, the necessities. Because yes, although trucks with supplies are heading your way, who knows when or if they will be able to get to you. And then you’re probably going to want to rebuild, more than likely in the same area. Or maybe in a different area. Chances are if you live in East Bumfuck, North Carolina where your cousin married your sister, you don’t have a pot to piss in. And it costs money to rebuild. Even if it’s just a shack.

So FEMA comes in to help. Because that is what FEMA does. And despite what SHITHOLE says, FEMA is in North Carolina. In fact, we know for a fact FEMA is in North Carolina because they are now being threatened by vigilante “militia” who apparently don’t want FEMA’s help because they feel they can rebuild and survive on their own. You know, they are the “fuck the government” types. One of these assholes was even arrested today. If these assholes don’t want help, fuck ’em. Unfortunately, there are people in their midst who do want help but because of these fuckers, they won’t get it. Maybe they can ask the SHITHOLE they worship to send them some paper towels. No pity for these fools.

I also don’t pity the fools stupid enough to go to a shit farm in California to listen to a SHITHOLE spew his lying shit for two hours and then be left stranded in the desert in the middle of the night without a ride back to their cars. Because the buses didn’t come. Want to know why the buses didn’t come, fools? Ask your SHITHOLE, since he was the one in charge of the whole thing. Oh, your old, tired mother and father had to walk two hours back to their car? Complain to SHITHOLE. You and they are stupid enough to still vote for him. He’d tell you to vote for him and then drink the Kool-Aid and die and you would, you’re all such stupid fools.

If these people want to remain fools, then they deserve everything they get.