By now everyone knows that SHITHOLE is obsessed with Greenland. Right down to him stating he wants to buy it. For “security” reasons.

And because he knows he’s not going to be able to get it, he’s threatening a 10% tariff on Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands and Finland to be increased to 25% in June if he still doesn’t get his way. The EU is threatening a “trade bazooka” against the United States. Fuck the bazooka. If I were any of those countries, or any other country for that matter at this point in time, I’d tell SHITHOLE to go fuck himself and not sell anything to the United States. Try putting a tariff on nothing.

Regarding “buying” Greenland, Greenland should call SHITHOLE’S bluff and say, “Okay, SHITHOLE. You want to buy Greenland? That will be 100 Octillion dollars. IN CASH.” No doubt SHITHOLE doesn’t even know what an octillion is, much less have a way of getting it.

And then there’s SHITHOLE’S love letter to the Norwegian PM where he blamed his Nobel Peace Prize snub for his wanting to buy Greenland. But gee, we thought SHITHOLE wanted it for “security” reasons! And the country of Norway has nothing to do with the Nobel Peace Prize, other than it being based in Oslo. As the PM Jonas Gahr Støre himself said in response to SHITHOLE’S love letter: “As regards the Nobel Peace Prize, I have clearly explained, including to president Trump what is well known, the prize is awarded by an independent Nobel Committee and not the Norwegian Government.” Oooooh. Try again, SHITHOLE.

On top of that you have to love how SHITHOLE keeps bragging about how he’s ended “eight wars”, making him more than eligible for a Nobel. I’d love to know which ones he’s ended. WWI? WWII? Korea? Vietnam? Iraq? Afghanistan? It sure as hell hasn’t been the Russian/Ukraine war or even the Israel/Hamas/Gaza/Palestinian fiasco. Shit. I can’t even name eight wars that have been going on in the past year, much less any SHITHOLE has ended. He won’t even prevent his own citizens from getting killed from his goons, much less end a fucking war.

If it hasn’t been clear to Congress before, these recent delusions of SHITHOLE’S should make it VERY clear to them NOW that SHITHOLE is far from able to serve this country (not that he’s been serving us anyway). He is quite incapacitated mentally and physically and we’ve all been seeing it with our own eyes, especially when he falls asleep during a meeting. And to send a love letter such as the one he sent to Norway. Such an embarrassment. Anyone in his “administration” should be embarrassed as well, especially since they keep letting this happen. It’s really not going to end well for any of them.

Look, the country knows the GOP is scared shitless. They know, we know (and they KNOW we know) and the lamppost knows that the SHITHOLE whose ass they’ve been kissing and dick they’ve been sucking is on his last leg mentally and physically. What they’re hanging on for, who the fuck knows. Probably because they know if Jerkoff Dipshit has to take over they’re really fucked, because then they’ll REALLY have to impeach. And won’t be slow about it because Congress can’t stand that son-of-a -bitch. And they know Little Johnson is good for shit. And God forbid if a Democrat takes over. How terrible it would be if Americans finally were able to get some good things for themselves for a change, such as affordable healthcare and food. What a crisis THAT would be!