Tag: Politics

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

by MichelleMcHatton

And last night proved just how many stupid people there still are in America.

Oh well. We will all live with the consequences. Some more than others. SHITHOLE supporters will be hurt the most because of who they are and where they are. But that’s their problem.

If you really want to believe SHITHOLE is going to sit in the Shit House and determine the price of bread and gas, you’re stupidly sadly mistaken. Because that’s not what the “president” does. What SHITHOLE DOES intend to do is take away your healthcare coverage, raise your taxes, put tariffs on things you buy, deport immigrants (will do a number on the economy, among other things), “arrest his enemies” (wonder how he’s going to arrest a sitting member of Congress? Should be interesting…), of course prevent any woman from having an abortion or any kind of reproductive care, will let Russia invade the United States, prevent climate control, will tell NATO to fuck off, hurt relationships with our allies, remove any measures put in place to protect our land, etc. Then there’s Project 2025, which the House will try to prevent from happening as much as they can. Because you won’t have the Dept of Education, NOAA (you will not know when a hurricane is coming) , FEMA, the CDC. Remember, any governmental program and their current employees will be done away with and/or replaced with SHITHOLE cronies who know nothing about those entities. The IRS should be fun!

We’ll actually be lucky if he wakes up before noon every day and can put two sentences together. Shit, we’ll be lucky if he wakes up. Shit, we’ll be lucky if he makes it through four years. Can you imagine what his demented mind will be like by 2028? Holy shit!

I certainly cannot imagine what a State of The Union address will be like. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if SHITHOLE announces there won’t even be any State of the Union addresses. Probably no pressers either. Because the less he talks, the more wool he can pull over everyone’s eyes. Maybe he’ll just send in Hannibal Lecter. Shit, with any luck, he may not even make it to Inauguration Day.

Speaking of that, wonder who he’s going to try to conjure up to “play” at his Inauguration? He couldn’t even get a B-cover band to play at his first one. Looks like Kid Rock and Ted Nugent. Such fun!

Will the First Cunt be there? Her doppelganger made an appearance yesterday and everyone knew it. Rumor has it she isn’t even living in Florida any longer. If she does show up, wonder who will dress her. She had trouble getting anyone to make her a gown the first time around.

Imagine if we had just let him win four years ago, we could’ve been done with him by now. But this will be it for SHITHOLE. And he can whine and bitch and complain that it wasn’t consecutive. It doesn’t matter. He got his two terms. In four years SHITHOLE will be 82 years old. Older than Biden is now. Chances are he won’t even make it the entire four years. He will be mentally, if not physically DEAD. He’s pretty much mentally dead NOW.

So buckle up, America. Many of you are in for an even more uncomfortable ride than what you think you’ve already been experiencing.

As a final note, to the stupid people who don’t know shit about how tariffs work, understand this:

If your pillow was made in China and the American government slaps a tariff on Chinese-made pillows, the tariff is added to the cost of the pillow at the point of sale in Walmart. The country of origin doesn’t pay the tariff. The pillow buyer does. That’s how tariffs work.

Works the same for any product made outside the United States. Including food.

Election Day

Election Day

by MichelleMcHatton

Election Day is Tuesday, November 5.

If you are not one of the nearly 60 million people who have already voted, then plan to vote.

But vote wisely. Vote like your life depends on it. Because it does.

Think about how you want your life and the lives of your loved ones to be for the next four years. Do you want to live in fear of losing your health insurance? Your social security? Your very freedom to choose reproductive care? Your very freedom to speak your mind? Do you want to live in fear of being pregnant and worrying about what will happen if you miscarry? Do you want to live in fear of being pregnant, not wanting to be pregnant, and not being able to do anything about it? Guys, do you want to live in fear of getting your partner (or one-night stand, whatever) pregnant and then being forced to support a child you do not want, simply because, although both you and the woman you impregnate want an abortion, you can’t get one. Because there won’t be any more birth control either. Do you want to be forced to give birth to a non-viable fetus, one you know is non-viable, and suffer the trauma that will come with it? Do you want to live in an unhealthy country that bans the use of vaccines to protect you from disease?

Do you want to see your neighbors and co-workers deported because of their religion, nationality or color of their skin? Do you want to see your children’s education interrupted because there is no Department of Education to support them?

Do you want to go to the store to buy a (insert any imported item, including food) and wonder how much more it’s going to cost because of a fucking tariff? Because the tariff isn’t going to affect the country the product is made in one bit. IT WILL AFFECT YOU! Do you want to go to the store to buy any locally produced item (including food) and wonder how much more it’s going to cost? Because there will be an extra cost to that as well. Because with the tariff thing, it will trickle down even to the locals.

Do you want to live in a country that will have no hurricane or tornado warnings? Because NOAA will not exist. Do you want to live in a country that will offer no assistance when there is a hurricane or tornado? Because FEMA won’t exist either.

Do you want to wake up every day and wonder what new shit SHITHOLE will be spewing about whatever. Take your pick: Hannibal, sharks, batteries, his hair, protecting women that don’t need protecting from a rapist felon.

Do you want a 34-charged (and counting) felon who is also a racist, sexist, fascist, demented, narcissist to represent you as an American?

Do you want someone who threatens people who don’t like him, including political opponents, everyday citizens (such as myself) and reporters? Do you want someone who berates other states or cities and refers to them as “garbage” and even refers to the entire country as a “garbage can for the world” then ironically rides around in a garbage truck like a fucking idiot?

Because he is one. Among many other things.

I could go on and on. But it’s your choice. And we should be glad there is a choice other than a SHITHOLE candidate who is clearly running to keep his ass out of prison and doesn’t give a sweet mighty fuck about anyone in this country (including his supporters).

We can choose Kamala Harris for President of the United States, who is for ALL Americans (even SHITHOLE, believe it or not because yeah, sadly, she’d be representing him too). We can choose hope over despair. Joy over misery. Freedom over imprisonment (which is something SHITHOLE wants to do to anyone he doesn’t like, including everyday citizens). Love over fear.

The decision is yours and something you have to live with. Choose wisely.

The REAL Enemy From Within is Trump

The REAL Enemy From Within is Trump

by MichelleMcHatton

The closer we get to the election, the more deranged SHITHOLE gets. It’s understandable. SHITHOLE is scared SHITLESS. Because he knows if he loses, he’s done for. Literally. So we must make sure he loses.

Because a real President of the United States does not threaten to deport immigrants, legal or not, or put them in “camps” or send them to Venezuela when they’re not from Venezuela or any other country for that matter. A real President of the United States does not threaten governors of states saying that if they don’t do what he wants, they won’t get any kind of help if their state is in a crisis such as a wildfire or a hurricane. A real President of the United States doesn’t hold a pep rally for his fragile ego and announce that Americans who don’t support him are “enemies” and threaten that the military will “handle them”. As if the military has the time and money to do so. Or the desire. And what about the members of the military who don’t “support” SHITHOLE? Should they arrest themselves? A real President of the United States doesn’t mock political opponents, call them names, say they’re “mentally unstable” or “retarded” or anything else that you’d hear from a five-year-old on the playground. And even five-year-olds know better. A real President of the United States wouldn’t feed lies to vulnerable people who just experienced a catastrophic event such as a hurricane telling them that the very organization that is there helping them isn’t really helping them, that there’s no money from that organization because it went to the border, the moon, the shithouse. Wherever. All lies.

In case you are wondering what a real President of the United States does, well, for starters, they represent EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES WHETHER THE PERSON SUPPORTS THEM OR NOT. They don’t pick and choose. This isn’t a game of dodgeball where the popular kids get picked first. They don’t deny help to states who have assholes for governors because the President of the United States can’t help it if people of certain states are stupid and voted for an asshole who doesn’t give a shit about them when a hurricane hits. They don’t deny help to states who have assholes for governors who may not like the President of the United States. The President of the United States job is to help EVERYONE in the UNITED STATES. That’s why they are called the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. They are not called the President of Only The Idiots Who Like Me or the President of The Governors Who Kiss My Ass. THEY REPRESENT EVERYONE. SHITHOLE may not realize it, or may not want to, but right now, JOE BIDEN represents HIM.

I’ll admit from January 2017 until January 2021 I didn’t recognize SHITHOLE as the “President” because to me, and many others, he wasn’t. I still feel his “presidency” should be nullified and it may happen. And if he happened to become “president” again, I once again would not recognize him. To me he’d just be a squatter sitting in the Shit House trying to stay out of prison.

Threatening people so you can try to win a “presidency” is not “presidential” at all. In fact, it’s very criminal-like. Which, of course, SHITHOLE is. SHITHOLE says Americans who don’t support him are the “enemy within”. But in reality the “enemy within” is SHITHOLE himself.

Trump Is Mentally Impaired

Trump Is Mentally Impaired

by MichelleMcHatton

Yesterday in Wisconsin SHITHOLE Trump spewed his daily (or weekly) shit to his dumbass followers, showing more and more desperation as the days get closer and closer to November 5.

His latest rhetoric is that Kamala Harris was born “mentally impaired” and that she is “mentally disabled”. Of course, the world knows Harris is not mentally impaired or mentally disabled and for SHITHOLE to state that, makes him an asshole and SHITHOLE ableist. But ableist aside, there is proof that SHITHOLE himself is mentally impaired and/or mentally disabled.

All anyone needs to do is listen to him for five seconds and you know there’s something cognitively wrong with him. Not only does he continuously slur his words, ramble on off topic, can’t remember what the fuck state he’s in, can’t remember names and doesn’t know which way is up, he thinks Hannibal Lecter is a real person, that asylum seekers escaped from institutions, that there is no climate change, that windmills cause cancer, that bleach will kill Covid, that Haitians are eating cats and dogs in Springfield, Ohio, that sharks run on batteries, that day is night and night is day. It’s amazing he doesn’t injure himself just getting out of bed in the morning.

And there is one more thing we need to remember that proves SHITHOLE is mentally impaired. You may recall in 2017 and again in 2019 SHITHOLE was called “DOTARD” by North Korea’s Kim Jong Un. The meaning of “dotard”, as everyone discovered when they ran to their dictionaries upon learning this new word is: “an old person, especially one who has become physically weak or whose mental faculties have declined”.

So who is indeed the mentally impaired one, SHITHOLE?

Out of Touch

Out of Touch

by MichelleMcHatton

How can you possibly take the job of representing the American people seriously when you are so out of touch with the American people?

I’m talking about SHITHOLE, his sidekick Jerkoff Dipshit and their entire GOP posse. These people are so out of touch with Americans they can’t order doughnuts or shake hands correctly. They feel that school shootings are a “fact of life”, when they are anything but. They are not a “fact of life”, they are a cause of death and something that shouldn’t be happening in this country.

SHITHOLE stands on a debate stage and lies that doctors are “executing” babies at birth. Executing? No, the kids first have to get to school so they can be “executed”. Because that’s just a “fact of life”.

SHITHOLE stood outside one of his golf courses with a table full of food, talking about how nice it was to see Cheerios once again. Maybe if he went to a store once in a while, he’d see Cheerios more often. SHITHOLE believes you need ID to buy bread and milk. You don’t.

They don’t understand or want to believe that IVF actually helps create life, not end it. That windmills don’t cause cancer. That vaccines prevent illness. Then again, they don’t believe in science. Why should we be surprised?

Most recently both SHITHOLE and Jerkoff have lied about Haitian immigrants in Springfield, OH stealing and eating people’s pets. Seriously. If you’re going to toss around shit like that, you’d better have real photo and video footage to prove it. And if they could prove it, which they can’t, because it’s not true, they should find out why these people are eating pets. Because maybe they don’t earn enough money trying to improve Springfield’s economy to put food on the table. And don’t forget to question the old white dude who has eaten his parakeet. But because of their lies, it’s created havoc in Springfield, with bomb threats, causing the citizens of Springfield to be afraid to go to school or work. How is that a way to live? And SHITHOLE wants to actually visit Springfield? After his most recent “assassination attempt”, SHITHOLE must be a glutton for punishment. Well, he is a glutton….

It’s late in the game but maybe if SHITHOLE and Jerkoff became “real people” instead of narcissistic political robots they’d grasp the life of the real American. Then again, no chance of that ever happening.