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The REAL Enemy From Within is Trump

The REAL Enemy From Within is Trump

by MichelleMcHatton

The closer we get to the election, the more deranged SHITHOLE gets. It’s understandable. SHITHOLE is scared SHITLESS. Because he knows if he loses, he’s done for. Literally. So we must make sure he loses.

Because a real President of the United States does not threaten to deport immigrants, legal or not, or put them in “camps” or send them to Venezuela when they’re not from Venezuela or any other country for that matter. A real President of the United States does not threaten governors of states saying that if they don’t do what he wants, they won’t get any kind of help if their state is in a crisis such as a wildfire or a hurricane. A real President of the United States doesn’t hold a pep rally for his fragile ego and announce that Americans who don’t support him are “enemies” and threaten that the military will “handle them”. As if the military has the time and money to do so. Or the desire. And what about the members of the military who don’t “support” SHITHOLE? Should they arrest themselves? A real President of the United States doesn’t mock political opponents, call them names, say they’re “mentally unstable” or “retarded” or anything else that you’d hear from a five-year-old on the playground. And even five-year-olds know better. A real President of the United States wouldn’t feed lies to vulnerable people who just experienced a catastrophic event such as a hurricane telling them that the very organization that is there helping them isn’t really helping them, that there’s no money from that organization because it went to the border, the moon, the shithouse. Wherever. All lies.

In case you are wondering what a real President of the United States does, well, for starters, they represent EVERYONE IN THE UNITED STATES WHETHER THE PERSON SUPPORTS THEM OR NOT. They don’t pick and choose. This isn’t a game of dodgeball where the popular kids get picked first. They don’t deny help to states who have assholes for governors because the President of the United States can’t help it if people of certain states are stupid and voted for an asshole who doesn’t give a shit about them when a hurricane hits. They don’t deny help to states who have assholes for governors who may not like the President of the United States. The President of the United States job is to help EVERYONE in the UNITED STATES. That’s why they are called the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. They are not called the President of Only The Idiots Who Like Me or the President of The Governors Who Kiss My Ass. THEY REPRESENT EVERYONE. SHITHOLE may not realize it, or may not want to, but right now, JOE BIDEN represents HIM.

I’ll admit from January 2017 until January 2021 I didn’t recognize SHITHOLE as the “President” because to me, and many others, he wasn’t. I still feel his “presidency” should be nullified and it may happen. And if he happened to become “president” again, I once again would not recognize him. To me he’d just be a squatter sitting in the Shit House trying to stay out of prison.

Threatening people so you can try to win a “presidency” is not “presidential” at all. In fact, it’s very criminal-like. Which, of course, SHITHOLE is. SHITHOLE says Americans who don’t support him are the “enemy within”. But in reality the “enemy within” is SHITHOLE himself.

No Pity For These Fools

No Pity For These Fools

by MichelleMcHatton

So the big, bad hurricane comes to the Appalachia area of North Carolina and damn near destroys everything. Not that these people had much to begin with. Many of them already lived in structures that were barely shacks.

But now after the hurricane they have nothing. Christ, many of them barely have the clothes on their backs. They are literally camping, if you want to call it that.

Enter FEMA, the Federal Emergency Management Agency, created by none other than Jimmy Carter in 1979. Of course. And in 2003 it became part of the Department of Homeland Security. Prior to FEMA there were many forms of emergency assistance in place but FEMA is the current official and real form of assistance. From their website: FEMA’s mission is helping people before, during and after disasters, and our core values and goals help us achieve it.

Logic would make you think that if you are a person in rural areas of North Carolina and you have lost everything, you would want help, right? Maybe money to buy food or clothing, diapers for your kids, formula. Maybe pay for a place to sleep for a few nights. You know, the necessities. Because yes, although trucks with supplies are heading your way, who knows when or if they will be able to get to you. And then you’re probably going to want to rebuild, more than likely in the same area. Or maybe in a different area. Chances are if you live in East Bumfuck, North Carolina where your cousin married your sister, you don’t have a pot to piss in. And it costs money to rebuild. Even if it’s just a shack.

So FEMA comes in to help. Because that is what FEMA does. And despite what SHITHOLE says, FEMA is in North Carolina. In fact, we know for a fact FEMA is in North Carolina because they are now being threatened by vigilante “militia” who apparently don’t want FEMA’s help because they feel they can rebuild and survive on their own. You know, they are the “fuck the government” types. One of these assholes was even arrested today. If these assholes don’t want help, fuck ’em. Unfortunately, there are people in their midst who do want help but because of these fuckers, they won’t get it. Maybe they can ask the SHITHOLE they worship to send them some paper towels. No pity for these fools.

I also don’t pity the fools stupid enough to go to a shit farm in California to listen to a SHITHOLE spew his lying shit for two hours and then be left stranded in the desert in the middle of the night without a ride back to their cars. Because the buses didn’t come. Want to know why the buses didn’t come, fools? Ask your SHITHOLE, since he was the one in charge of the whole thing. Oh, your old, tired mother and father had to walk two hours back to their car? Complain to SHITHOLE. You and they are stupid enough to still vote for him. He’d tell you to vote for him and then drink the Kool-Aid and die and you would, you’re all such stupid fools.

If these people want to remain fools, then they deserve everything they get.

In Control

In Control

by MichelleMcHatton

Yesterday an actual “representative” from the United States Congress went on the shit bird site and declared that “Yes, they can control the weather. It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say that it can’t be done”. That statement came from none other than Marjorie Taylor Greene, a/k/a Crazy Marge.

Now who “they” may actually be, who knows? Could be Democrats, Republicans, ghosts, aliens, monsters, cats, dogs, rabbits, you name it. My second question for Crazy Marge is “how” they can control it. Because, shit, if that were true, we should hope they’d be working on getting nice, beautiful weather everywhere in the country. Maybe “they” could send a snowstorm my way, because I really love the snow and it’s never too early. Maybe “they” could arrange for it to constantly rain at Crazy Marge’s house all the time. Because she deserves it. Definitely have some really shitty weather happening at Mar-A-Shitlo all the time so SHITHOLE can’t golf. I mean, since “they” control it. May as well have some fun with it, right? It still doesn’t answer “how” “they” control it. Does whoever “they” may be hold in their piss until they can’t any longer and then release it on Georgia? Are mudslides actually forms of raging diarrhea that “they” release on California for making really bad movies? Maybe it doesn’t have anything to do with bodily functions. Maybe “they” just wave their magic sharpie, hold it across a map of the United States and say “HURRICANE!” and BOOM! Asheville, North Carolina is destroyed. Who. The. Fuck. Knows.

All I know is that if Crazy Marge actually believes this, and I’m pretty certain she does, among other nonsense she has spewed, she doesn’t belong in Congress. She belongs in a mental institution.

Trump Is Mentally Impaired

Trump Is Mentally Impaired

by MichelleMcHatton

Yesterday in Wisconsin SHITHOLE Trump spewed his daily (or weekly) shit to his dumbass followers, showing more and more desperation as the days get closer and closer to November 5.

His latest rhetoric is that Kamala Harris was born “mentally impaired” and that she is “mentally disabled”. Of course, the world knows Harris is not mentally impaired or mentally disabled and for SHITHOLE to state that, makes him an asshole and SHITHOLE ableist. But ableist aside, there is proof that SHITHOLE himself is mentally impaired and/or mentally disabled.

All anyone needs to do is listen to him for five seconds and you know there’s something cognitively wrong with him. Not only does he continuously slur his words, ramble on off topic, can’t remember what the fuck state he’s in, can’t remember names and doesn’t know which way is up, he thinks Hannibal Lecter is a real person, that asylum seekers escaped from institutions, that there is no climate change, that windmills cause cancer, that bleach will kill Covid, that Haitians are eating cats and dogs in Springfield, Ohio, that sharks run on batteries, that day is night and night is day. It’s amazing he doesn’t injure himself just getting out of bed in the morning.

And there is one more thing we need to remember that proves SHITHOLE is mentally impaired. You may recall in 2017 and again in 2019 SHITHOLE was called “DOTARD” by North Korea’s Kim Jong Un. The meaning of “dotard”, as everyone discovered when they ran to their dictionaries upon learning this new word is: “an old person, especially one who has become physically weak or whose mental faculties have declined”.

So who is indeed the mentally impaired one, SHITHOLE?

Out of Touch

Out of Touch

by MichelleMcHatton

How can you possibly take the job of representing the American people seriously when you are so out of touch with the American people?

I’m talking about SHITHOLE, his sidekick Jerkoff Dipshit and their entire GOP posse. These people are so out of touch with Americans they can’t order doughnuts or shake hands correctly. They feel that school shootings are a “fact of life”, when they are anything but. They are not a “fact of life”, they are a cause of death and something that shouldn’t be happening in this country.

SHITHOLE stands on a debate stage and lies that doctors are “executing” babies at birth. Executing? No, the kids first have to get to school so they can be “executed”. Because that’s just a “fact of life”.

SHITHOLE stood outside one of his golf courses with a table full of food, talking about how nice it was to see Cheerios once again. Maybe if he went to a store once in a while, he’d see Cheerios more often. SHITHOLE believes you need ID to buy bread and milk. You don’t.

They don’t understand or want to believe that IVF actually helps create life, not end it. That windmills don’t cause cancer. That vaccines prevent illness. Then again, they don’t believe in science. Why should we be surprised?

Most recently both SHITHOLE and Jerkoff have lied about Haitian immigrants in Springfield, OH stealing and eating people’s pets. Seriously. If you’re going to toss around shit like that, you’d better have real photo and video footage to prove it. And if they could prove it, which they can’t, because it’s not true, they should find out why these people are eating pets. Because maybe they don’t earn enough money trying to improve Springfield’s economy to put food on the table. And don’t forget to question the old white dude who has eaten his parakeet. But because of their lies, it’s created havoc in Springfield, with bomb threats, causing the citizens of Springfield to be afraid to go to school or work. How is that a way to live? And SHITHOLE wants to actually visit Springfield? After his most recent “assassination attempt”, SHITHOLE must be a glutton for punishment. Well, he is a glutton….

It’s late in the game but maybe if SHITHOLE and Jerkoff became “real people” instead of narcissistic political robots they’d grasp the life of the real American. Then again, no chance of that ever happening.