“Grab Your Pearls” Graham is dead. Officially.
Turtleface McConnell may or may not be dead. A picture floating around right now indicates he seems to be alive but still looks dead. And how convenient he surfaces after weeks of “where’s Turtleface” on the same day “Grab Your Pearls” Graham croaks. Odd. Alive or dead, he’s out anyway, so who gives a fuck?

