Beyond Weird

Beyond Weird

by MichelleMcHatton

The latest word being used in social media to describe SHITHOLE and company is “weird”. Although that word seems appropriate on the surface, I feel it’s too nice a word to use for that bunch.

When I hear the word “weird” I first associate it with Al Yankovic, who is a decent guy and not even remotely associated with SHITHOLE. Al was given the moniker “weird” when he was first creating music because his music was different and clever. He embraced the word and when you say “Weird Al”, people know exactly who you’re talking about.

Growing up “weird” was the introvert kid in the class who preferred chess over recess. The Muppet Gonzo the Great is considered a “weirdo” because nobody really knows what he is. He willingly blasts himself out of canyons or jumps through hoops of fire without batting an eye. He is a loveable character and is far from being a SHITHOLE.

As a child I was called “weird” by peers because I wore thick glasses due to having had cataracts when I was three. And being called “weird” as a child does not bode well for the self-esteem of a child.

I know the use of the word “weird” is bothering SHITHOLE and company. Which is great. But there are a slew of much better synonyms that mean the same thing as “weird”, if not more extreme, with deeper meaning and sound more sophisticated. Words such as:

  • bizzare
  • offbeat
  • outlandish (my fave)
  • eccentric
  • unconventional
  • unorthodox
  • idiosyncratic
  • surreal
  • crazy (as many of them are)
  • absurd (can’t get much more absurd than constantly talking about Hannibal Lecter)
  • grotesque
  • peculiar (SHITHOLE IS VERY PECULIAR; SHITHOLE 2 IS ALSO)
  • odd (simple but fun)
  • strange (almost as simple as weird)
  • queer (yes, it means something other than slang for “gay”)
  • cranky (SHITHOLE all the way!)
  • freakish (SHITHOLE 2 fits in this category–COUCH anyone?)
  • insane (the very DEFINITION of SHITHOLE!)
  • zany (good one!)
  • madcap (this describes SHITHOLE’S whole campaign and his past administration!)
  • off-center
  • unusual
  • far out (yes, VERY far out! This one’s good for MTG!)
  • alternative (remember alternate facts?)
  • and the French word outre which means “unusual and startling”–which that whole bunch is

On the other hand, maybe it’s best to stick with “weird”. After all, the SHITHOLE bunch are not very well-read and they may get confused by some of these bigger words. Although I do think I will start using “outlandish”, “zany” and “insane” to describe SHITHOLE during his next pep rally.

And Gen Z Will Lead Them

And Gen Z Will Lead Them

by MichelleMcHatton

I can’t speak for other Gen Z’ers but prior to Kamala Harris becoming the Democrat candidate for POTUS, my Gen Z daughter had no interest in voting. She wasn’t even registered.

Then the other day Harris created a TikTok account and everything changed. My Gen Z daughter began following Harris on TikTok and registered to vote, all in the same day.

If you think about it, Harris is pretty clever for joining TikTok and getting the attention of Gen Z. She certainly got the attention of my Gen Z daughter.

The Cat Ladies Cometh

The Cat Ladies Cometh

by MichelleMcHatton

Apparently SHITHOLE’s VP candidate SHITHOLE 2.0 (a/k/a Jerkoff Dipshit or Vladimir Futon–take your pick) has a problem with “childless cat ladies”. In a 2021 Fox interview Jerkoff Dipshit, who was running for his Ohio Senate seat at the time, said the U.S. was being run by “a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they’ve made and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable, too.” Based on that statement, I’d say Jerkoff was dissed by one or more women who owned a cat. Rightfully so. Because who wants to date a Jerkoff Dipshit?

 I’m not really sure how he feels about “childless dog ladies” or even “childless cat/dog men”. Maybe he just has an issue with cats? Or women in general? Why not pick on childless men? Like I said: he obviously was dissed by more than one woman with a cat.

Cats, dogs and any other pets aside, the SHITHOLE bunch have NO IDEA just how many women (childless, catless, etc.) are VOTERS in this country. They have alienated a vast majority of the voting population. Children and cats have NOTHING to do with it. Because women of any status VOTE. And they don’t vote for SHITHOLES.

Don’t take my word for it. Take a look at this map and data from the League of Women Voters that tells it the way it is:

Click to access LWV-map_2024.pdf

Thanks For Everything, Joe

Thanks For Everything, Joe

by MichelleMcHatton

Today President Biden announced that he is ending his campaign for presidency, in a move that has been speculated by many for some time now. It was his decision to make and today he made that decision.

He then wasted no time in endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris as the Democratic candidate for president. And the endorsements for her keep rolling in.

I believe Harris will do just fine in running for president, as she did before. She must’ve made an impression on Biden the first time, as he chose her for Vice President. That speaks volumes. She is an extremely credible, strong woman who will run circles around her opponent. Who, by the way, is now the oldest person to ever run for president. And, of course, the first felon.

We know that Biden initially didn’t even want to run for a second term. He said so. But he felt that he wasn’t done cleaning up SHITHOLE’S mess, so he needed to continue.

It takes a certain kind of politician to put country over party and best interests over ego and I’m sure the decision was difficult for him. He had a lot to fix when he took over from SHITHOLE. He’s raised the country up from its knees and has guided us through everything from a pandemic to high interest rates. And at least he didn’t toss paper towels at hurricane victims, tell anyone to inject bleach into themselves or think that windmills cause cancer. And I don’t think he’s friends with Hannibal Lecter either.

Thanks for all you’ve done for the country, Joe. It’s been an honor to be ridin’ with Biden.

Making a Mockery Out of a SHITHOLE

Making a Mockery Out of a SHITHOLE

by MichelleMcHatton

The Republican Nut Camp (RNC) was last week.

Aside from being introduced to SHITHOLE 2.0, throughout the event we saw pictures of SHITHOLE donning what many referred to as a “maxi-pad” on his ear. Which made everyone laugh at SHITHOLE because for someone who barely received a “nick” to their ear and didn’t even require stitches, to wear a bandage as large as that on your ear, just makes it look like you’re trying to prevent what’s left of your brains from oozing out.

King Idiot SHITHOLE

Along with SHITHOLE wearing his new accessory, a number of his groupies decided it would be cute if they did so also. But what they felt was an act of solidarity, actually made them look like they were mocking SHITHOLE.

Idiots

I mean what decent person would knock a man down when he’s got a boo-boo? Especially one who was allegedly “shot” at. One who kept reiterating that he shouldn’t have even been there (he had that right–convicted felons shouldn’t be at the RNC). And by wearing replica maxi-pads on their ears, these dolts not only made themselves look more idiotic than they already are, they were also mocking their King Idiot SHITHOLE.

Think about it. If SHITHOLE broke his leg or arm, would these fools follow suit in the name of “solidarity”? If he had a stroke or heart attack, how many would fake one? Jump off a bridge? Nix himself?

We could only hope they would follow suit in true mocking “solidarity”. No wonder the world is laughing at these people who can’t even think for themselves. Fools.