Doubling Up

December 21, 2020May 20, 2024 by MichelleMcHatton

It occurred to me tonight what the coronavirus vaccine really is. It’s double protection.

See, for the majority of us (or at least the sensible ones) who wear facemasks, we are already protecting ourselves by doing that. Once we are vaccinated, then we will have double the protection. And the fools who don’t wear masks, or half-wear them, if they get vaccinated, will only be partially protected. And the fools who don’t wear masks at all and don’t get vaccinated, won’t be protected at all. But unfortunately, we will still have the need to wear facemasks. Because of the assholes. But we will also have our vaccinations. So we’re double protected.

As for any of the SHITHOLE cultists out there who make statements such as Biden turning from a puppet into a zombie now that he has received the vaccination, remember that SHITHOLE2, TURTLEFACE, GRAB YOUR PEARLS GRAHAM and LIDDLE ASSHOLE MARCO all ran to get their vaccination before Biden. So I guess they’ll be zombies too. In fact, it looks like most of Congress will be turning into zombies, since the majority of them are getting their vaccinations before a great bulk of our medical communities. And I wonder how the zombie doctors will be able to care for your sick asses when you’re dying in the ICU on a ventilator? So cut the zombie shit. Morons.

I find it interesting, yet not surprising, that SHITHOLE isn’t interested in getting vaccinated. Then again, he believes the virus is a hoax and he’s preoccupied with coming up with new ways to try to keep his ass from going to prison. Now there’s someone who is already a zombie!

So when it’s time for you to get vaccinated, I can’t tell you what to do. But for that double barrier of protection, it may be wisest to get your shot. Then we’ll all meet up at the zombie fest and laugh at the fools who are missing out.

Getting Things Straightened Out At Christmas

December 10, 2020May 20, 2024 by MichelleMcHatton

As it is Christmas, it’s bound to happen where someone decides that they know it all, that what they believe is it, and that’s just the way it is. And they’ll tell you so. It doesn’t matter what your opinion is, because, of course, their opinion is the only one that matters.

To that I say–WRONG-O!

The below image was posted on a Christmas page I belong to:

To this post I say get a fucking grip. You’re not going to tell me, of all people, what to believe. Let people believe what they want to.

You want to be offended by a song, you have a right. Many women, and men, take offense to “Baby It’s Cold Outside” and it’s understandable as to why. It’s an overplayed song anyway and based on that alone, it’s okay to be offended by it.

If I want to, I’m going to wish you Happy Holidays.

Who cares about candy canes? You either like them or hate them! And if someone wants to believe it’s a symbol of Jesus, let them believe it.

Most kids never decorated their classroom. The teachers did it. With their own supplies they paid for with their own money. And with coronavirus, hardly anyone is decorating a classroom!

Call the wise guys what you want. Jesus doesn’t care what you call him or the wise guys. He loves you anyway.

Who cares who Mommy was kissing. How do you know Santa is her husband? How do you know Santa is a MAN? Mommy may be a lesbian!

Rudy is a cartoon. Don’t take it so seriously. The bullies got it in the end anyway. Even Santa.

Letting other people have their own opinions isn’t them being mean. But you tossing what you think “should be” down everyone’s throat is not only being political, it’s being arrogant and is a great deal of what is wrong in the world today.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! BECAUSE THIS TIME OF YEAR THERE’S MORE THAN JUST ONE HOLIDAY TO CELEBRATE!!!!

Somebody Had to Take the Little Green One

December 9, 2020May 20, 2024 by MichelleMcHatton

Fifty-five years ago today “A Charlie Brown Christmas” debuted and Christmas specials, along with Christmas trees, would never be the same.

Charlie Brown may have always come across as being the underdog, but that was always the reason you cheered him on. Whether he was trying to kick the football or just trying to fit in, he always seemed to get the short end of the stick.

When Charlie Brown is made director of the Christmas play in “A Charlie Brown Christmas”, you feel that ol’ Chuck has finally come around. He’s finally made it. Being director of a Christmas play is a big deal. Even if your dog is playing all the animals and the script girl is a bitch.

So when Chuck and Linus are daunted with the task of getting a Christmas tree, the last thing you’re thinking is he’s going to fuck it up. And yet he does. Because of course. He’s Charlie Brown.

Somebody had to take the misfit tree. Just as someone had to take the misfit cat, the one that was the smallest in the litter. It was there for someone to take.

As Charlie Brown points out: “This little green one here seems to need a home”. Yes, and you’re the one who’s going to give it a home, Chuck. Even against Linus’s objection, Chuck lugs that little branch back to the theater and much to everyone’s chagrin, proudly places it on the stage. Of course we all know what happens next.

And in true Charlie Brown fashion, Chuck leaves with the tree, feeling bad for himself and his tree. But the tree doesn’t know any better. It’s just glad to finally have a home. Then when he attempts to decorate it, he causes it to wilt and declares, “I killed it. Everything I touch gets ruined.” At that point Chuck walks off, probably to go down a bag of chips or yell at Snoopy, just to make himself feel better. You just cannot help but feel for Chuck at this point in the show.

And because it’s Christmas and they all feel guilty for once again making Charlie Brown feel like a piece of shit, all the bratty kids come along, probably looking to taunt Chuck even more. Instead they come upon the tree and join together to decorate the little thing, miraculously turning it into a glorious sight.

As Linus points out: “I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.” Right, Linus. And thanks for giving up your blanket to wrap around the base of it.

And then Charlie Brown comes back, because he’s a glutton for punishment, and in his astonishment he doesn’t know what to say and everyone feels really awkward so all the punky kids just shout out “MERRY CHRISTMAS, CHARLIE BROWN!” and break into “Hark The Herald Angels Sing”. As if that’s really what Chuck wants to hear in the very sentimental and shocking moment.

So however you can watch “A Charlie Brown Christmas” this year, on DVD, Apple, PBS, YouTube, whatever, be sure you watch it, enjoy it and cherish the moments that have entertained us for the past fifty-five years and will live on to entertain many more generations to come. No matter what the tree looks like.

Happy World Toilet Day!

November 19, 2020May 20, 2024 by MichelleMcHatton

A #ThrowbackThursday moment:

In honor of World Toilet Day we’re looking back to Matt Damon’s first mention of this three years ago:

Yes, there is such a day. And it is today. How are you celebrating?

Matt Damon announced that he was not going to go to the bathroom until everyone on the planet has clean water.

You can see the press conference where he announced this right here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=jQCqNop3CIg

Now how serious Matt was, I don’t really know. That is a long time to hold it. I’m certain he was serious about the strike and the meaning behind it. And he made his point in a hilarious fashion.

Matt’s heart is in the right place in wanting to make sure everyone in the world has clean water and sanitation. Whether that will ever happen is unknown.

But I got a really cool cup for donating to his cause at strikewithme.org. And for more information, check out water.org.

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