What SHITHOLE Really Wants

What SHITHOLE Really Wants

By now everyone knows that on June 13, 2025 Israel attacked Iran as an alleged response to Iran’s enrichment of weapon-grade uranium, causing alleged fear on Israel’s part that Iran was up to no good and was building nuclear weapons.

Fast forward nine days and SHITHOLE decides to get involved and allegedly attack three Iranian nuclear facilities.

Backtrack a little before these events. Maybe even several years. Think. What is the one thing that SHITHOLE desires more than anything else in the world? Seriously. A Nobel Peace Prize. After all, the Black President got one. The peanut farmer President got one. Shit, even the Man Who Really Won The Presidency in 2000 got one (as Vice President). Even Teddy Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson got one.

So SHITHOLE feels he deserves one too. And ironically, following these two attacks on Iran SHITHOLE was nominated for and then lost the nomination on the same day. Because who in their fucking right mind wants to give a 34-indicted criminal narcissistic fraudster rapist SHITHOLE a goddamn Nobel Peace Prize?

Did anyone stop to think that maybe, just maybe, SHITHOLE PLANNED the entire attack on Iran, with Nutahunu’s help, simply in the hopes of being nominated, and maybe winning, a Nobel Peace Prize?

After all, Nutahunu is like SHITHOLE 2.0 (he is an indicted criminal himself). They are like two peas in a pod (except Nut is actually smarter than SHITHOLE).

Here’s how I think it all went down:

Keep in mind Nut just visited the Shit House in April. Before that he had visited in February. Quite out of the ordinary for a foreign leader to visit the Shit House TWICE so closely together.

SHITHOLE expressed to Nut his desire to get a Nobel Peace Prize. Maybe he even mentioned Nut could get one too. Who knows? So the two devised a plan.

Since Israel has had it out with Iran since the Gulf War and Israel was tipped off in 2022 that Iran was allegedly building nuclear weapons, Nut probably felt it would seem “logical” that since three years have passed since they were tipped off, it was time to attack them. Better late than never, I guess.

So SHITHOLE tells him to attack Iran and then the United States will wait nine days (but SHITHOLE will tell everyone two weeks, because he’s Two Week Taco and it’ll throw everyone off) and then SHITHOLE won’t bother consulting with Congress and will tell Drunky Pete to risk our military and try our best to drop our “bunker bombs” on Iran. And it will be YUGE! And we’ll obliterate everyone and everything!

Then on June 25, 2025 SHITHOLE gives Iran permission to strike a U.S. Military Base. Why? Other than the fact that he’s a delusional fuck, who the fuck knows! But here is the actual transcript of what he said so take it for what it’s worth:

“You saw that, where 14 missiles were shot at us the other day. And they were very nice. They gave us warning. They said, “We’re going to shoot them.”

“Is 1 o’clock OK? They said it’s fine.” And everybody was emptied off the base, so they couldn’t get hurt, except for the gunners. They call them the gunners. And out of 14 high-end missiles that were shot at the base in Qatar, all 14, as you know, were shot down by our equipment. Amazing stuff, amazing what they can do.

Yes, simply A-MAZ-ING, SHITHOLE!

So, no, SHITHOLE will not be getting a Nobel Peace Prize. In fact, I’d go so far to say he’ll win a Booby Prize long before a Nobel Peace Prize.

About Social Security

About Social Security

Unless you’ve been living under a rock the past several weeks, you’ve probably heard all the talk about changes being made at Social Security, accompanied by lies and confusion.

I first want to address DIPSHIT Muskrat referring to Social Security as a “Ponzi scheme”. The fact that he called it that confirms to me that DIPSHIT is indeed a DIPSHIT retard (as we all know) and he knows shit about Social Security or what its purpose is or what a Ponzi scheme is. By definition a “Ponzi scheme” is a form of fraud in which belief in the success of a nonexistent enterprise is fostered by the payment of quick returns to the first investors from money invested by later investors. Which anyone with half a brain knows this does not define Social Security. Social Security may be a lot of things but one thing it is not is an “enterprise”.

Tossing DIPSHIT aside where he belongs, I now want to address this week’s threat by Dickhead Dudek to shut down Social Security and to bar Social Security employees from accessing its computer systems because he was having a meltdown over the fact that a judge blocked DIPSHIT and his DOGE buddies from meddling in the Social Security system. He said the judge wasn’t being clear enough. Well, the judge got plenty clear and issued a TRO. As Dickhead Dudek stated right on SSA.gov:

Statement from Acting Commissioner Dudek about Temporary Restraining Order

“Today, the Court issued clarifying guidance about the Temporary Restraining Order (TRO) related to DOGE employees and DOGE activities at the Social Security Administration (SSA). Therefore, I am not shutting down the agency. President Trump supports keeping Social Security offices open and getting the right check to the right person at the right time. SSA employees and their work will continue under the TRO.”

So all is right with the world. For now.

There are a few recent new things that are being mentioned in the media regarding Social Security that I’d like to address as well. Regarding their resuming debt collection activities that they had stopped back in 2020 during the pandemic, I was under the impression that this had already started back up again. Only two years ago they began hounding one of my clients regarding alleged overpayments made and stated in their letter that they had paused collecting overpayments in 2020 but were now starting again. This was in 2023. So, how is this new?

Secondly, if Dickhead Dudek wants to implement stronger identity verification procedures, he’d better think twice about shutting numerous Social Security offices. Because for anyone who is not computer savvy or has access to a computer, visiting a Social Security office in person will either be very inconvenient or downright impossible. Also, if you fill out a benefit claim online, guess what’s going to happen? You will eventually get a phone call from Social Security! Yes, they will indeed want to speak with you. On. The. Phone. I mean, after you spend hours filling out a benefit claim online, they’re not going to have the audacity to actually ask you to personally come to their office to verify it’s you in person, will they? And contrary to many beliefs, you WILL still be able to speak with someone at Social Security. On. The. Phone. And as much as they may want direct deposit change requests to be made in one business day, I can guarantee you with all the cuts and closings Dickhead Dudek is ordering, that is not going to be the case.

And let’s hope nobody else faces a predicament like this poor man did:

https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/21/us/ned-johnson-declared-dead-social-security-doge/index.html

Or like my siblings did 27 years ago when Social Security delcared them dead after our mother’s passing. And that was long before SHITHOLE, DIPSHIT and DICKHEAD.

To Elon: What I Did Last Week

To Elon: What I Did Last Week

By now most people know of DIPSHIT Muskrat emailing federal employees last night demanding they tell him what they did last week or resign. And social media is having fun with it. Rightfully so, because it’s illegal and ridiculous.

If you want to let Elon and company to know what YOU did last week, feel free to send them a message at hr@opm.gov. Many already have and are sharing their emails on social media. The messages are hilarious!

I did send an email. And I not only told them what I DID last week, I also told them what I DIDN’T do–like act like a psychopathic, drug-addicted retard with a chain saw in front of the entire world.

It must be so miserable for DIPSHIT Muskrat to be so miserable.

Make Your Voice Heard

Make Your Voice Heard

Who hasn’t complained about some shit service they received at a restaurant? Or an issue they had at a store? A problem they had with an employee at a business?

Who hasn’t read a scathing review of a movie, album, concert, art show?

Because everyone has an opinion. And everyone has a right to their opinion and has a right to express their opinion.

It also goes for politics.

Don’t like some law Congress is trying to pass? Call your Representatives or Senators.

Don’t like the way the “president” is running the country or the things the “president” and his henchmen are doing or trying to do?

LET THEM KNOW!

I have. I have written letters to SHITHOLE, SHITHOLE 2 and DIPSHIT MUSKRAT and have told them all what I think of what they’re doing. I sent DIPSHIT’S letter to the SHIT HOUSE because I figured he’s spending so much time there. Besides, I’m no longer on his shit “website” and I wouldn’t waste my time sending him a message on there where he could easily ignore it.

And I know there’s no guarantee SHITHOLE, SHITHOLE2 or DIPSHIT themselves would even read my letter, nor is there a guarantee even an aide will read it. But it made me feel better about what they are doing by telling them how I feel about it.

I wasn’t threatening. I just told them how I feel about what they’ve been doing. They may not like it and I don’t really care. Because I have every right to let them know.

And I encourage anyone reading this blog to do the same. Has your blood pressure increased since SHITHOLE “took office”? Have you had difficulty sleeping since January 20th? Do your children cry in the middle of the night because of things they have read or heard about what SHITHOLE is doing to the country? Are you an immigrant, legal or not, who is afraid of what these assholes may do? Are you a person born in the United States of immigrant parents concerned with these assholes trying to take away your birthright? Or are you an immigrant person about to give birth and are concerned about your child’s birthright being taken away? Are you a federal employee who has been affected by SHITHOLE’s “executive orders”? Are you a person who has been affected by DEI being forced out of your place of employment? Are you an American citizen concerned about paying more for goods because of SHITHOLE’S tariffs?

If you can relate to any of these or other scenarios, get writing. Tell them the way it is. Tell them what you are experiencing. Tell them how you have been affected. Again, don’t threaten. And don’t be fearful. They may not like hearing or reading (if anyone reads it at all) what you have to say, but as long as you don’t threaten anyone, they have no right to retaliate. And if they do, they will face consequences. And yes, you may say, “why bother? Nobody there even reads the letters they receive”. Which may be true. But I can assure you, if enough people write, SOMEBODY’S going to be reading some letters. And most importantly, you will feel better.

Keep a copy of what you write and certainly if you by any chance receive a reply, have a good laugh, because God knows what kind of reply it will be! Feel free to even use nicknames. I did. Why not? SHITHOLE uses nicknames all the time (which I mentioned in my letter and reminded him how he coined the word “SHITHOLE” when he referred to countries such as Haiti as “shithole” countries). If he can call the Govenor of California names, as well as Senators and anyone else he encounters, we can certainly call him names as well.

Need the address? Here it is:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington DC 20500

By the way, I addressed mine to “Don” because (1) to me he’ll never be “president” and (2) I thought putting SHITHOLE on the envelope would be offensive to the USPS.

On SHITHOLE2’s I simply addressed it to JD (no periods after the letters) because he doesn’t deserve punctuation.

On DIPSHIT’s I addressed it to Muskrat. Because hey, we’re using nicknames, right?

A Grifter’s Gonna Grift, Grift, Grift

A Grifter’s Gonna Grift, Grift, Grift

So now Felon SHITHOLE has posted on his SHITHOLE site that he will take “executive action” on his first day in office to allow TikTok to continue operating in the US temporarily, while suggesting the US government could take partial ownership of the social media site.

A few things to note from this sentence. It’s doubtful that any “executive action” will take place tomorrow, as Felon SHITHOLE doesn’t get illegitimately “sworn in” until the afternoon. Then it’s this event and that event and MAGAASS party after MAGAASS party well into the night. Although I guess SHITHOLE did state on his SHITHOLE site that “I will issue an executive order on Monday to extend the period of time before the law’s prohibitions take effect, so that we can make a deal to protect our national security. The order will also confirm that there will be no liability for any company that helped keep TikTok from going dark before my order.” Then maybe Felon SHTHOLE needs to be held to his word.

Secondly, keep in mind that the TikTok ban was part of a bill that the GOP majority Congress passed to keep the government running until March, when they get to do it all over again. Because, unlike a “real” Congress, ours is greatly made up of whiny babies, fascists, racists, law-breaking losers and hypocrites (on both sides) because those are the same kinds of people who elected them. That’s why we can’t have (and haven’t had for quite a while) a government spending bill in place for more than a few months. I’m not really sure how an “executive order” is going to fly with a decision Congress made as part of a government spending bill.

To continue on, Felon SHITHOLE is insinuating that the U.S. government could take partial ownership of the social media site. Felon SHITHOLE proposed the US could take a “50% ownership position” in TikTok as part of a “joint venture,” suggesting that could mean cooperation with parent company ByteDance — or with new owners “set up between the U.S. and whichever purchase we so choose.” Pay close attention to that italicized bit.

First of all, Felon SHITHOLE, like the grifter that he is, is trying to make money off ByteDance and the desperate American souls who want to be able to use it again. I’m sure many creators who have already moved on to other sites (RedNote, YouTube, Instagram, whatever-else-may-come-down-the-pike), don’t want to keep jumping back and forth from TikTok to who-knows-what and back again when bans are in effect or lifted. I know my kid doesn’t want to have to keep chasing the TikTok accounts she follows all over the place just to see them talk about life with their one leg or watch some guy talk and sing to himself as he mows the lawn. And I’m certain many creators don’t want the U.S. government involved even a quarter percent, much less fifty percent. Considering that the CEO of TikTok is kissing Felon SHITHOLE’S ass and sucking his dick at the same time, I’m not really sure what ByteDance is thinking/planning to do. All I know is if they cater to the Felon SHITHOLE, they will regret it, just as everyone eventually does.

Finally, as most people already know, anything Felon SHITHOLE touches, looks at, breathes at, associates with, etc. eventually dies. Especially in a business sense. Even the people he surrounds. I mean, just look at First Cunt Melanoma. She may still be breathing but how alive is she really and sometimes it’s not even really her!