Tag: Donald Trump

Out of Touch

Out of Touch

by MichelleMcHatton

How can you possibly take the job of representing the American people seriously when you are so out of touch with the American people?

I’m talking about SHITHOLE, his sidekick Jerkoff Dipshit and their entire GOP posse. These people are so out of touch with Americans they can’t order doughnuts or shake hands correctly. They feel that school shootings are a “fact of life”, when they are anything but. They are not a “fact of life”, they are a cause of death and something that shouldn’t be happening in this country.

SHITHOLE stands on a debate stage and lies that doctors are “executing” babies at birth. Executing? No, the kids first have to get to school so they can be “executed”. Because that’s just a “fact of life”.

SHITHOLE stood outside one of his golf courses with a table full of food, talking about how nice it was to see Cheerios once again. Maybe if he went to a store once in a while, he’d see Cheerios more often. SHITHOLE believes you need ID to buy bread and milk. You don’t.

They don’t understand or want to believe that IVF actually helps create life, not end it. That windmills don’t cause cancer. That vaccines prevent illness. Then again, they don’t believe in science. Why should we be surprised?

Most recently both SHITHOLE and Jerkoff have lied about Haitian immigrants in Springfield, OH stealing and eating people’s pets. Seriously. If you’re going to toss around shit like that, you’d better have real photo and video footage to prove it. And if they could prove it, which they can’t, because it’s not true, they should find out why these people are eating pets. Because maybe they don’t earn enough money trying to improve Springfield’s economy to put food on the table. And don’t forget to question the old white dude who has eaten his parakeet. But because of their lies, it’s created havoc in Springfield, with bomb threats, causing the citizens of Springfield to be afraid to go to school or work. How is that a way to live? And SHITHOLE wants to actually visit Springfield? After his most recent “assassination attempt”, SHITHOLE must be a glutton for punishment. Well, he is a glutton….

It’s late in the game but maybe if SHITHOLE and Jerkoff became “real people” instead of narcissistic political robots they’d grasp the life of the real American. Then again, no chance of that ever happening.

Delusional Donnie

Delusional Donnie

by MichelleMcHatton

The latest out of SHITHOLELAND is SHITHOLE claiming that crowds don’t exist at Kamala Harris rallies. Because SHITHOLE is delusional. And very jealous.

Because the crowds DO exist and he doesn’t like the fact that more people are showing up at her rallies than they are at his. Maybe that’s because people are sick of listening to the same old rhetoric over and over again. Or maybe they’re sick of hearing about Hannibal Lecter. Or sharks with batteries. Or the fact that he doesn’t realize there is more than one meaning for the word “asylum”. Maybe they aren’t paying their rally attendees enough. We know many just show up for the “entertainment” and then leave before SHITHOLE even starts spewing his shit. Or maybe these people are just sick of SHITHOLE’S SHIT!

SHITHOLE went so far as to say of the Michigan rally that it “DIDN’T EXIST,” “nobody was there” and that photos of the event were fabricated by artificial intelligence. Well, unless SHITHOLE himself was there himself, how the fuck would he know? Just because SHITHOLE photoshops rally photos (and inauguration photos) himself, he shouldn’t go around accusing others of doing the same thing.

He’s so fucking stupid he rambled on saying that the fact that she was “cheating”, it was “election interference”. No, SHITHOLE. To have “election interference”, you first need to have an election. Then beg the Governor of Georgia to find you 11,000+ votes that don’t exist.

SHITHOLE claimed on his SHITHOLE social media site that Harris had been “turned in” by an airport maintenance worker who “noticed the fake crowd picture.” If that is the case, SHITHOLE, we would like the name of the airport maintenance worker so they can be interviewed and asked directly about what they saw.

Let’s face it. The Harris/Walz campaign is much more popular than the SHITHOLE/SHITHOLE campaign. Because people are sick of lies. They’re sick of bullying. They’re sick of threats. THEY ARE SIMPLY SICK OF SHITHOLE AND ALL HIS SHIT! They want leaders that will fight for them. That want to help them keep their freedoms, not take it away from them. They want leaders that accept them, not cast them aside. They want leaders that will let the country move forward, not move it back. No wonder more people are showing up for Harris/Walz than SHITHOLE AND SHITHOLE.

And because SHITHOLE is nothing but an old, washed-up, delusional, jealous, lying, cheating, criminal narcissist, lying about someone cheating is all he knows how to do. He lies so much, even HE doesn’t know when he’s telling the truth. Because it’s usually never.

On one final note, I have to share my tale of the SHITHOLEMOBILE I saw this weekend. Upon exiting a medical facility, there sat prominently in the parking lot a white car with SHITHOLE’S name emblazoned on the hood and two SHITHOLE flags on either side. I hope the fool riding around in that piece of shit is getting paid pretty well. Even then, the embarrassment isn’t worth it.

The Cat Ladies Cometh

The Cat Ladies Cometh

by MichelleMcHatton

Apparently SHITHOLE’s VP candidate SHITHOLE 2.0 (a/k/a Jerkoff Dipshit or Vladimir Futon–take your pick) has a problem with “childless cat ladies”. In a 2021 Fox interview Jerkoff Dipshit, who was running for his Ohio Senate seat at the time, said the U.S. was being run by “a bunch of childless cat ladies who are miserable at their own lives and the choices that they’ve made and so they want to make the rest of the country miserable, too.” Based on that statement, I’d say Jerkoff was dissed by one or more women who owned a cat. Rightfully so. Because who wants to date a Jerkoff Dipshit?

 I’m not really sure how he feels about “childless dog ladies” or even “childless cat/dog men”. Maybe he just has an issue with cats? Or women in general? Why not pick on childless men? Like I said: he obviously was dissed by more than one woman with a cat.

Cats, dogs and any other pets aside, the SHITHOLE bunch have NO IDEA just how many women (childless, catless, etc.) are VOTERS in this country. They have alienated a vast majority of the voting population. Children and cats have NOTHING to do with it. Because women of any status VOTE. And they don’t vote for SHITHOLES.

Don’t take my word for it. Take a look at this map and data from the League of Women Voters that tells it the way it is:

Click to access LWV-map_2024.pdf

Thanks For Everything, Joe

Thanks For Everything, Joe

by MichelleMcHatton

Today President Biden announced that he is ending his campaign for presidency, in a move that has been speculated by many for some time now. It was his decision to make and today he made that decision.

He then wasted no time in endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris as the Democratic candidate for president. And the endorsements for her keep rolling in.

I believe Harris will do just fine in running for president, as she did before. She must’ve made an impression on Biden the first time, as he chose her for Vice President. That speaks volumes. She is an extremely credible, strong woman who will run circles around her opponent. Who, by the way, is now the oldest person to ever run for president. And, of course, the first felon.

We know that Biden initially didn’t even want to run for a second term. He said so. But he felt that he wasn’t done cleaning up SHITHOLE’S mess, so he needed to continue.

It takes a certain kind of politician to put country over party and best interests over ego and I’m sure the decision was difficult for him. He had a lot to fix when he took over from SHITHOLE. He’s raised the country up from its knees and has guided us through everything from a pandemic to high interest rates. And at least he didn’t toss paper towels at hurricane victims, tell anyone to inject bleach into themselves or think that windmills cause cancer. And I don’t think he’s friends with Hannibal Lecter either.

Thanks for all you’ve done for the country, Joe. It’s been an honor to be ridin’ with Biden.

Whatever Will He Do?

Whatever Will He Do?

by MichelleMcHatton

At his pep rally in Macon, GA Friday night SHITHOLE pondered what he’d do if he lost the presidential election to Joe Biden. He even insinuated that he would leave the country. I wouldn’t doubt it. SHITHOLE is running scared and doesn’t know which way is up. Add that to the fact that he’s a demented narcissist and anything can happen.

SHITHOLE doesn’t need to imagine what he’ll do if he loses the election. There are plenty of things that can, and more than likely will, happen to him:

  1. He can leave the country. Take this statement very seriously. It’s like when he told Russia to find the emails. This more than likely is his key plan. And he wouldn’t be leaving with the Secret Service. In fact, nobody will know where he is. And he wouldn’t be leaving in January. It would be on or shortly after November 4. Especially if he loses in a landslide that even he, in his demented mind, knows he has no way of changing. The thing is, and maybe he doesn’t realize this because he’s a demented SHITHOLE, he will be easily found.
  2. He can go to prison. SHITHOLE has so many pending charges lined up against him and owes so much money to so many people, they don’t know which one to bring up first. And if he goes to prison, I highly doubt Joe Biden is going to pardon him. And, although he may think he can, he cannot pardon himself. He has, however, spoken with himself. Remember when he said he was going to speak with the President of the Virgin Islands? Good times.
  3. He can go to Russia. For SHITHOLE, this option may actually be worse than going to prison. Hope he brings a taste tester with him.
  4. He can go into hiding. See number one. I’m not sure any country will offer him asylum. Maybe he can room with Bin Laden in his cave. Or maybe he’ll hide in the bunker.
  5. He can fake his death. Because fakery is what he knows. Although he’s not very good at it.
  6. He can die for real. See question 2 and especially question 3. Or just in general…

So these are some of the many ways the worst candidate (and “president”) in the history of American politics could have his life change if he loses the election. No wonder SHITHOLE is scared shitless. Notice I didn’t say he’d live out the remainder of his days at Shit-A-Largo. Because he won’t. In fact, when all is said and done with SHITHOLE, he may not have a place to live at all. Unless it’s prison.

Whichever way it ends, it’s not going to be pleasant for SHITHOLE!