Thanks For Everything, Joe

Thanks For Everything, Joe

Today President Biden announced that he is ending his campaign for presidency, in a move that has been speculated by many for some time now. It was his decision to make and today he made that decision.

He then wasted no time in endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris as the Democratic candidate for president. And the endorsements for her keep rolling in.

I believe Harris will do just fine in running for president, as she did before. She must’ve made an impression on Biden the first time, as he chose her for Vice President. That speaks volumes. She is an extremely credible, strong woman who will run circles around her opponent. Who, by the way, is now the oldest person to ever run for president. And, of course, the first felon.

We know that Biden initially didn’t even want to run for a second term. He said so. But he felt that he wasn’t done cleaning up SHITHOLE’S mess, so he needed to continue.

It takes a certain kind of politician to put country over party and best interests over ego and I’m sure the decision was difficult for him. He had a lot to fix when he took over from SHITHOLE. He’s raised the country up from its knees and has guided us through everything from a pandemic to high interest rates. And at least he didn’t toss paper towels at hurricane victims, tell anyone to inject bleach into themselves or think that windmills cause cancer. And I don’t think he’s friends with Hannibal Lecter either.

Thanks for all you’ve done for the country, Joe. It’s been an honor to be ridin’ with Biden.

Stuart Is A Stones Fan

Stuart Is A Stones Fan

Stuart is a Rolling Stones fan. He’s been a fan of theirs for fifty years. That’s almost his entire life!

Stuart has been to over 100 Stones concerts in numerous locations and each one has been different. Each time he knows what to expect: great music, a great time and moves like only Jagger can give.

But recently Stu attended a Stones show and things didn’t seem and sound just right. Eighty-year-old (almost 81) Mick seemed “off” and just wasn’t moving like Jagger used to. Eighty-year-old (almost 81) Keith Richards seemed to be playing guitar riffs in the wrong places. The music just wasn’t right.

Yet nobody in the sold out stadium was seen leaving. Everyone stayed for the entire two hour set. Everyone had a great time. Even Mick and Keith seemed to be having a great time, despite Mick almost falling flat on his face and Keith dropping his guitar. And Stu was having a great time. To him none of the “mishaps” mattered. Because he loves the Stones and has for most of his life. The music makes him and everyone in the stadium happy. It obviously makes the Rolling Stones happy too, since they’ve been at it since 1962.

Stu has been to other Stones shows where things weren’t “perfect”. That impromptu show at Sir Morgan’s back in the 80’s was his favorite “not perfect” show.

Do the “not perfect” shows or concert “mishaps” of an aging iconic rock band matter to Stu or millions of other fans? FUCK NO! Because they will love the Stones no matter what. They will stand by them no matter what. They will be with them until the day the Stones say “retired” and Keith goes solo. The Stones, nor their fans, aren’t letting a few “mishaps” during a show stop them from making music or touring.

Why should it be any different for an 81-year-old presidential candidate?

Get A Grip, People

Get A Grip, People

Thursday night was a debate between two old farts. One is the current President of the United States. The other was a “president” of the United States. The current President of the United States is an empathetic and caring individual who readily admitted apologetically the day after that he did not have his best night:

The other old fart, an alleged former “president”, is a SHITHOLE, a liar, a racist, a sexist, a narcissist, a rapist, a cheater, a fraudster, a convicted felon of 34 charges who is scheduled to be sentenced for his crimes on July 11, among tons of other things. The SHITHOLE doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but himself. He wouldn’t know empathy if it came up and slapped him in his SHITHOLE face and he certainly wouldn’t and didn’t acknowledge all the fucking lies that spewed from his SHITHOLE all night long.

But because the current President of the United States didn’t “come out fighting”, everyone’s losing their shit. Calm the fuck down, people and get a fucking grip. Whatever the reason for Biden not being on top of his game (his age, a cold, whatever), IT WAS A FUCKING DEBATE NOT THE FUCKING ELECTION! Ninety-nine percent of the people that were watching and ninety-nine percent of the people who weren’t HAVE ALREADY FUCKING MADE UP THEIR FUCKING MINDS AS TO WHO THEY ARE GOING TO VOTE FOR IN NOVEMBER!!!!!

Because they already know what they have with Biden as a President. And they already know what they had and didn’t have and experienced with SHITHOLE as a “president”. They already know what kind of person Biden is. They already know what kind of “person” SHITHOLE is.

And don’t be blaming CNN for failing to call out SHITHOLE’s lies. That’s not the job of a moderator. They don’t have the time. Think about it, dumbasses: if they spent time calling out SHITHOLE on his lies, there would be no debate. It would be just SHITHOLE lying and CNN fact-checking him! You, me, CNN, SHITHOLE, Biden, the light post across the street and the entire FUCKING WORLD knew everything SHITHOLE said up there on stage was going to be a fucking lie before the fucking debate EVEN BEGAN! So stop blaming and stop being so fucking shocked.

During the debate SHITHOLE kept referring to “black jobs”. What the fuck is a black job? Maybe he’s getting it confused with blow job because last I checked, jobs don’t have colors. But if we’re going to give jobs definitions by the people who do them, I guess that would mean the job of “president” is a SHITHOLE job–at least while SHITHOLE is in office. Of course, for those who can’t figure it out, SHITHOLE was being his SHITHOLE racist fucking self when he made this statement. Katherine Johnson from NASA would like a word…

And regarding SHITHOLE, there’s a lot of questions that should be on everyone’s mind: what if SHITHOLE goes to prison? What if he croaks? What if he goes to prison AND croaks (my dream come true!) Imagine a felon winning the “presidency” and running the country from a prison cell. Such class!

And yes, I know Biden could also die before November. Shit, they BOTH could die. Wouldn’t THAT be interesting? Of course, from a health perspective and dying, my money would be on SHITHOLE. There are many diseases that fat fuck has that have not been revealed but will be. A little known fact that many do not know: SHITHOLE is a diabetic. And it’s quite clear he has dementia. It would be comical to watch him try to ride a bike. He can barely fit in a golf cart!

As for the extremist nuts on either side (especially the left) insinuating that Biden should “hang it up” and even tossing names into the air (Whitmer? Shapiro? REALLY?) as if anyone could prepare to run for president on the Democratic ticket at the drop of a hat, keep in mind that Biden has already won the primary. You can’t just “stick” someone in, you dumb fucks. To even mention it is ludicrous. The only way someone would replace Biden at this point is if he died. And that person would be Harris. Because, I’m sure you may remember, or maybe you don’t, she is the Vice President, right? Extremist nuts and newspapers blabbing about shit like this makes them sound like Cunt Greene. You may as well call yourselves MAGANUTS. Just STOP.

If you do a little research and have a little sensibility (we ARE still able to research and be sensible, aren’t we?), you may remember that Biden lost both the IA and NH 2020 primaries AND STILL WON the Democratic nomination. AND THEN–SHOCK! THE PRESIDENCY! So sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-second-candidate-win-democratic-nomination-after-losing-iowa-new-hampshire-1492280://

The Philadelphia Inquirer called it right in their opinion editorial where they indicate that SHITHOLE should withdraw.

https://www.inquirer.com/opinion/editorials/first-presidential-debate-joe-biden-donald-trump-withdraw-20240629.html

They are absolutely right. SHITHOLE has no business running for the presidency at all. Based on being a felon alone, he shouldn’t be allowed to be within an inch of the Oval Office. And that’s just based on being a felon. As mentioned above, there are NUMEROUS reasons why he shouldn’t be allowed to run. In fact, if you may recall (or maybe you won’t, since apparently most people’s attention spans these days last a nanosecond), many states filed lawsuits to keep SHITHOLE off their ballots. But our not so Supreme Court decided that shouldn’t be the case. And hopefully the same not so Supreme Court will make up their not so great minds about his immunity. And they should be careful what they declare. Because our current President could order SHITHOLE to be killed.

We could only hope.

Whatever Will He Do?

Whatever Will He Do?

At his pep rally in Macon, GA Friday night SHITHOLE pondered what he’d do if he lost the presidential election to Joe Biden. He even insinuated that he would leave the country. I wouldn’t doubt it. SHITHOLE is running scared and doesn’t know which way is up. Add that to the fact that he’s a demented narcissist and anything can happen.

SHITHOLE doesn’t need to imagine what he’ll do if he loses the election. There are plenty of things that can, and more than likely will, happen to him:

  1. He can leave the country. Take this statement very seriously. It’s like when he told Russia to find the emails. This more than likely is his key plan. And he wouldn’t be leaving with the Secret Service. In fact, nobody will know where he is. And he wouldn’t be leaving in January. It would be on or shortly after November 4. Especially if he loses in a landslide that even he, in his demented mind, knows he has no way of changing. The thing is, and maybe he doesn’t realize this because he’s a demented SHITHOLE, he will be easily found.
  2. He can go to prison. SHITHOLE has so many pending charges lined up against him and owes so much money to so many people, they don’t know which one to bring up first. And if he goes to prison, I highly doubt Joe Biden is going to pardon him. And, although he may think he can, he cannot pardon himself. He has, however, spoken with himself. Remember when he said he was going to speak with the President of the Virgin Islands? Good times.
  3. He can go to Russia. For SHITHOLE, this option may actually be worse than going to prison. Hope he brings a taste tester with him.
  4. He can go into hiding. See number one. I’m not sure any country will offer him asylum. Maybe he can room with Bin Laden in his cave. Or maybe he’ll hide in the bunker.
  5. He can fake his death. Because fakery is what he knows. Although he’s not very good at it.
  6. He can die for real. See question 2 and especially question 3. Or just in general…

So these are some of the many ways the worst candidate (and “president”) in the history of American politics could have his life change if he loses the election. No wonder SHITHOLE is scared shitless. Notice I didn’t say he’d live out the remainder of his days at Shit-A-Largo. Because he won’t. In fact, when all is said and done with SHITHOLE, he may not have a place to live at all. Unless it’s prison.

Whichever way it ends, it’s not going to be pleasant for SHITHOLE!

Feeling Empowered

Feeling Empowered

Tonight a friend of mine related her tale about dealing with a small group of SHITHOLE supporters during a late afternoon walk.

She had walked from her residence to the local McDonald’s in Spencer and was resting before her walk back. She watched as an older man and woman stood across from the McDonald’s waving their SHITHOLE flag. As she began walking back, she encountered a few more SHITHOLE “supporters” on her side of the street.

She told me that there was “an old fuck sitting in a lawn chair on the side of the road with a sign that read ‘we don’t need masks'”. In back of him was a woman “waving the American flag”.

When she got to the Flexcon company, she said there was a man (or she believes was a man), standing there in a suit and tie wearing a SHITHOLE mask. Now, if that isn’t a coward, I don’t know what is. Or maybe he/she was secretly mocking SHITHOLE. Who knows? She said in her text to me: “I’m not shitting you. He was pretending to be SHITHOLE wearing a fucking Halloween mask and a suit and tie.”

Next to him was a woman holding a SHITHOLE flag and next to her was some slummy looking guy holding a “don’t tread on me” flag. And next to him was another woman holding another SHITHOLE flag.

At this point she says “she lost it”. She couldn’t control herself after seeing that person dressed up like SHITHOLE. My friend told me she turned to the first woman holding a SHITHOLE flag and told her that she (my friend) was voting for Biden. My friend then went on to ask the woman how she could like a man who talks about grabbing women’s pussies and disrespects women. My friend said the dumb woman just smiled and said nothing. Of course she didn’t. She’s so brainwashed it’s probably a miracle she can get out of bed in the morning.

My friend said when she passed the other woman she again said she was voting for Biden and she said “fuck SHITHOLE”. Then the woman had the audacity to tell my friend to “not be angry”. Really? Why should my friend not be angry when the ” leader” of the United States is the most angry person on the planet? If I had been there I would have asked the bitch why she had been angry when Obama was president. But then I could have answered for her. Because she’s a racist. And I know she’s a racist. Because only a racist would be standing there on Route 9 in Spencer, Massachusetts wasting their time holding a sign or a flag for a racist White supremacist asshole.

Getting back to my friend….

My friend went on saying to this woman that “the debate the other night wasn’t even a debate. SHITHOLE couldn’t even control himself and carried on like a child.”. Once again she said she yelled “FUCK SHITHOLE!” and then stormed away.

She said the beauty of it all was that they were all standing on the sidewalk and had to move back on to the grass to let her walk by.

She said that made her feel empowered. And at the end of her text she made a very good point:

If SHITHOLE was so great, people wouldn’t have to be out there shoving him down our throats hoping to get our votes.