Today President Biden announced that he is ending his campaign for presidency, in a move that has been speculated by many for some time now. It was his decision to make and today he made that decision.
He then wasted no time in endorsing Vice President Kamala Harris as the Democratic candidate for president. And the endorsements for her keep rolling in.
I believe Harris will do just fine in running for president, as she did before. She must’ve made an impression on Biden the first time, as he chose her for Vice President. That speaks volumes. She is an extremely credible, strong woman who will run circles around her opponent. Who, by the way, is now the oldest person to ever run for president. And, of course, the first felon.
We know that Biden initially didn’t even want to run for a second term. He said so. But he felt that he wasn’t done cleaning up SHITHOLE’S mess, so he needed to continue.
It takes a certain kind of politician to put country over party and best interests over ego and I’m sure the decision was difficult for him. He had a lot to fix when he took over from SHITHOLE. He’s raised the country up from its knees and has guided us through everything from a pandemic to high interest rates. And at least he didn’t toss paper towels at hurricane victims, tell anyone to inject bleach into themselves or think that windmills cause cancer. And I don’t think he’s friends with Hannibal Lecter either.
Thanks for all you’ve done for the country, Joe. It’s been an honor to be ridin’ with Biden.
Thursday night was a debate between two old farts. One is the current President of the United States. The other was a “president” of the United States. The current President of the United States is an empathetic and caring individual who readily admitted apologetically the day after that he did not have his best night:
The other old fart, an alleged former “president”, is a SHITHOLE, a liar, a racist, a sexist, a narcissist, a rapist, a cheater, a fraudster, a convicted felon of 34 charges who is scheduled to be sentenced for his crimes on July 11, among tons of other things. The SHITHOLE doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but himself. He wouldn’t know empathy if it came up and slapped him in his SHITHOLE face and he certainly wouldn’t and didn’t acknowledge all the fucking lies that spewed from his SHITHOLE all night long.
But because the current President of the United States didn’t “come out fighting”, everyone’s losing their shit. Calm the fuck down, people and get a fucking grip. Whatever the reason for Biden not being on top of his game (his age, a cold, whatever), IT WAS A FUCKING DEBATE NOT THE FUCKING ELECTION! Ninety-nine percent of the people that were watching and ninety-nine percent of the people who weren’t HAVE ALREADY FUCKING MADE UP THEIR FUCKING MINDS AS TO WHO THEY ARE GOING TO VOTE FOR IN NOVEMBER!!!!!
Because they already know what they have with Biden as a President. And they already know what they had and didn’t have and experienced with SHITHOLE as a “president”. They already know what kind of person Biden is. They already know what kind of “person” SHITHOLE is.
And don’t be blaming CNN for failing to call out SHITHOLE’s lies. That’s not the job of a moderator. They don’t have the time. Think about it, dumbasses: if they spent time calling out SHITHOLE on his lies, there would be no debate. It would be just SHITHOLE lying and CNN fact-checking him! You, me, CNN, SHITHOLE, Biden, the light post across the street and the entire FUCKING WORLD knew everything SHITHOLE said up there on stage was going to be a fucking lie before the fucking debate EVEN BEGAN! So stop blaming and stop being so fucking shocked.
During the debate SHITHOLE kept referring to “black jobs”. What the fuck is a black job? Maybe he’s getting it confused with blow job because last I checked, jobs don’t have colors. But if we’re going to give jobs definitions by the people who do them, I guess that would mean the job of “president” is a SHITHOLE job–at least while SHITHOLE is in office. Of course, for those who can’t figure it out, SHITHOLE was being his SHITHOLE racist fucking self when he made this statement. Katherine Johnson from NASA would like a word…
And regarding SHITHOLE, there’s a lot of questions that should be on everyone’s mind: what if SHITHOLE goes to prison? What if he croaks? What if he goes to prison AND croaks (my dream come true!) Imagine a felon winning the “presidency” and running the country from a prison cell. Such class!
And yes, I know Biden could also die before November. Shit, they BOTH could die. Wouldn’t THAT be interesting? Of course, from a health perspective and dying, my money would be on SHITHOLE. There are many diseases that fat fuck has that have not been revealed but will be. A little known fact that many do not know: SHITHOLE is a diabetic. And it’s quite clear he has dementia. It would be comical to watch him try to ride a bike. He can barely fit in a golf cart!
As for the extremist nuts on either side (especially the left) insinuating that Biden should “hang it up” and even tossing names into the air (Whitmer? Shapiro? REALLY?) as if anyone could prepare to run for president on the Democratic ticket at the drop of a hat, keep in mind that Biden has already won the primary. You can’t just “stick” someone in, you dumb fucks. To even mention it is ludicrous. The only way someone would replace Biden at this point is if he died. And that person would be Harris. Because, I’m sure you may remember, or maybe you don’t, she is the Vice President, right? Extremist nuts and newspapers blabbing about shit like this makes them sound like Cunt Greene. You may as well call yourselves MAGANUTS. Just STOP.
If you do a little research and have a little sensibility (we ARE still able to research and be sensible, aren’t we?), you may remember that Biden lost both the IA and NH 2020 primaries AND STILL WON the Democratic nomination. AND THEN–SHOCK! THE PRESIDENCY! So sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.
They are absolutely right. SHITHOLE has no business running for the presidency at all. Based on being a felon alone, he shouldn’t be allowed to be within an inch of the Oval Office. And that’s just based on being a felon. As mentioned above, there are NUMEROUS reasons why he shouldn’t be allowed to run. In fact, if you may recall (or maybe you won’t, since apparently most people’s attention spans these days last a nanosecond), many states filed lawsuits to keep SHITHOLE off their ballots. But our not so Supreme Court decided that shouldn’t be the case. And hopefully the same not so Supreme Court will make up their not so great minds about his immunity. And they should be careful what they declare. Because our current President could order SHITHOLE to be killed.
At his pep rally in Macon, GA Friday night SHITHOLE pondered what he’d do if he lost the presidential election to Joe Biden. He even insinuated that he would leave the country. I wouldn’t doubt it. SHITHOLE is running scared and doesn’t know which way is up. Add that to the fact that he’s a demented narcissist and anything can happen.
SHITHOLE doesn’t need to imagine what he’ll do if he loses the election. There are plenty of things that can, and more than likely will, happen to him:
He can leave the country. Take this statement very seriously. It’s like when he told Russia to find the emails. This more than likely is his key plan. And he wouldn’t be leaving with the Secret Service. In fact, nobody will know where he is. And he wouldn’t be leaving in January. It would be on or shortly after November 4. Especially if he loses in a landslide that even he, in his demented mind, knows he has no way of changing. The thing is, and maybe he doesn’t realize this because he’s a demented SHITHOLE, he will be easily found.
He can go to prison. SHITHOLE has so many pending charges lined up against him and owes so much money to so many people, they don’t know which one to bring up first. And if he goes to prison, I highly doubt Joe Biden is going to pardon him. And, although he may think he can, he cannot pardon himself. He has, however, spoken with himself. Remember when he said he was going to speak with the President of the Virgin Islands? Good times.
He can go to Russia. For SHITHOLE, this option may actually be worse than going to prison. Hope he brings a taste tester with him.
He can go into hiding. See number one. I’m not sure any country will offer him asylum. Maybe he can room with Bin Laden in his cave. Or maybe he’ll hide in the bunker.
He can fake his death. Because fakery is what he knows. Although he’s not very good at it.
He can die for real. See question 2 and especially question 3. Or just in general…
So these are some of the many ways the worst candidate (and “president”) in the history of American politics could have his life change if he loses the election. No wonder SHITHOLE is scared shitless. Notice I didn’t say he’d live out the remainder of his days at Shit-A-Largo. Because he won’t. In fact, when all is said and done with SHITHOLE, he may not have a place to live at all. Unless it’s prison.
Whichever way it ends, it’s not going to be pleasant for SHITHOLE!
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