Through both “presidential terms” that SHITHOLE has had, he’s never attended a White House Correspondents’ Dinner because he’s too thin-skinned and can’t handle a roast. But for whatever reason, SHITHOLE decided to attend last night’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Of all the years he could’ve attended, what was so significant about last night? And it would be interesting to see if he ever decides to attend another. If he even can. Because, you know, anything can happen.

Some say he attended because his poll numbers are the lowest they have ever been, as if showing up at a fancy dinner is going to change that. Some say he attended to distract from the war that he started. Some say he attended to distract from the Epstein victims who were also in Washington, D.C. this weekend, some SHITHOLE may have even abused.

Then there are the many who say he had to attend to pull off his latest “assassination” attempt because, of course, he is the key player. And we must remember that SHITHOLE is many things but he’s also an actor and a narcissist who loves attention.

The difference between this “assassination” attempt and Butler is that they didn’t kill this guy. In fact nobody was killed. It’s not even clear, from many accounts, if the shooter took a shot. That the Secret Service person who was shot was shot from either his own gun or a gun from another Secret Service member. From all accounts I have read, the shooter never even reached the ballroom where the dinner was being held.

But whoever investigates this incident, whether it be Crooked Eyes before he gets canned or some other schmuck, there should be many questions asked of the Hilton as to why their security was so lax. Such as elevators that could be used without key cards and lack of identification searches, among many other things.

There’s many questions, aside from the lack of security at the Hilton. Such as why did Secret Service move Jerkoff Dipshit before SHITHOLE? I mean, it’s common knowledge Secret Service can’t stand SHITHOLE and some have even said they wouldn’t take a bullet for him, but does that mean they like Jerkoff Dipshit more? Shit, they even dropped SHITHOLE as they were dragging him off the stage. And why were certain people there that probably shouldn’t have been? If this guy had done what he allegedly planned to do, we could have a 92-year-old “president” right now because of the succession of people within the administration. Why was Crooked Eyes seen just sitting there like a dumbass while his girlfriend was found in a closet holding hands with another man? Why was Drunkseth there? Free booze? Shouldn’t he be running a “war’ that his boss started? Gargamel, grabbing his prego wife’s tits and using her as a human shield. Does the barrel get any lower for these assholes?

Anyone can guess why this guy would hop on a train from California with weapons to come to Washington, D.C. Just as anyone can guess why thousands of people from various parts of the country, even the world, would converge on Washington, D.C. with weapons to attack a building and its inhabitants. All without being stopped.

As for the key player in this dramatic event last night, SHITHOLE’s main concern seemed to be about his “ballroom”, a non-existent place that, chances are, he will probably never see or use, if it ever even comes to fruition. Personally, if I had just had my life threatened, a “ballroom” would be the last thing on my mind.