So SHITHOLE decided to try to deport 80 migrants to Colombia and Colombia told him to fuck off. So SHITHOLE imposed a 25% tariff on them and in turn Colombia imposed a 50% tariff on us. So now our already pricey coffee is going to go well with our already pricey eggs and both will eventually cost about the same. Breakfast is going to get very expensive very quickly.
And apparently SHITHOLE isn’t happy with ICE’s quota because Senior ICE officials have been ordered by SHITHOLE officials to “aggressively ramp up the number of people they arrest, from a few hundred per day to at least 1,200 to 1,500” because SHITHOLE is “disappointed with the results of his mass deportation campaign so far.”
You’d think he’d want to slow it down. After all, once he’s deported everyone and has killed off all Americans from either starvation or disease or both, he’ll have no need for any of his “administration” and he can just shrivel up and die.
Oh, I see. His time is short, and he has a lot to “accomplish”. After all, he is a nearly 79-year-old demented diabetic with high blood pressure and high cholesterol and is only a cheeseburger away from a heart attack or stroke or both. No wonder he wants things sped up.
So now Felon SHITHOLE has posted on his SHITHOLE site that he will take “executive action” on his first day in office to allow TikTok to continue operating in the UStemporarily, while suggesting the US government could take partial ownership of the social media site.
A few things to note from this sentence. It’s doubtful that any “executive action” will take place tomorrow, as Felon SHITHOLE doesn’t get illegitimately “sworn in” until the afternoon. Then it’s this event and that event and MAGAASS party after MAGAASS party well into the night. Although I guess SHITHOLE did state on his SHITHOLE site that “I will issue an executive order on Monday to extend the period of time before the law’s prohibitions take effect, so that we can make a deal to protect our national security. The order will also confirm that there will be no liability for any company that helped keep TikTok from going dark before my order.” Then maybe Felon SHTHOLE needs to be held to his word.
Secondly, keep in mind that the TikTok ban was part of a bill that the GOP majority Congress passed to keep the government running until March, when they get to do it all over again. Because, unlike a “real” Congress, ours is greatly made up of whiny babies, fascists, racists, law-breaking losers and hypocrites (on both sides) because those are the same kinds of people who elected them. That’s why we can’t have (and haven’t had for quite a while) a government spending bill in place for more than a few months. I’m not really sure how an “executive order” is going to fly with a decision Congress made as part of a government spending bill.
To continue on, Felon SHITHOLE is insinuating that the U.S. government could take partial ownership of the social media site. Felon SHITHOLE proposed the US could take a “50% ownership position” in TikTok as part of a “joint venture,” suggesting that could mean cooperation with parent company ByteDance — or with new owners “set up between the U.S. and whichever purchase we so choose.” Pay close attention to that italicized bit.
First of all, Felon SHITHOLE, like the grifter that he is, is trying to make money off ByteDance and the desperate American souls who want to be able to use it again. I’m sure many creators who have already moved on to other sites (RedNote, YouTube, Instagram, whatever-else-may-come-down-the-pike), don’t want to keep jumping back and forth from TikTok to who-knows-what and back again when bans are in effect or lifted. I know my kid doesn’t want to have to keep chasing the TikTok accounts she follows all over the place just to see them talk about life with their one leg or watch some guy talk and sing to himself as he mows the lawn. And I’m certain many creators don’t want the U.S. government involved even a quarter percent, much less fifty percent. Considering that the CEO of TikTok is kissing Felon SHITHOLE’S ass and sucking his dick at the same time, I’m not really sure what ByteDance is thinking/planning to do. All I know is if they cater to the Felon SHITHOLE, they will regret it, just as everyone eventually does.
Finally, as most people already know, anything Felon SHITHOLE touches, looks at, breathes at, associates with, etc. eventually dies. Especially in a business sense. Even the people he surrounds. I mean, just look at First Cunt Melanoma. She may still be breathing but how alive is she really and sometimes it’s not even really her!
Yes, it’s true. Anyone can become President of the United States.
Whether it be a little peanut farmer from Plains, Georgia, or a twice impeached insurrectionist, bigot, fascist and convicted felon, soon to be sentenced of 34 charges, who committed atrocities against women and is a demented fucking SHITHOLE.
But before SHITHOLE becomes “president”, he gets to be sentenced for his crimes. And the fact that he is going to be a felon sentenced for his crimes, is why SHITHOLE was trying to delay the sentencing or make it go away completely. Because although anyone can be “President”, who wants to be known as a felon sentenced for his crimes “president”? And SHITHOLE isn’t even going to be facing any prison time or penalties.
Which brings me to my next point. What could SHITHOLE’S sentencing entail? Believe it or not, just about anything isn’t going to sit well with SHITHOLE. Home confinement. Public service. Ideally, he should be sentenced for the entire length of his “presidency” to working with immigrants at the southern border. Whatever SHITHOLE’S sentence is, he’s not going to like it.
But that’s what happens when you fuck around and commit crimes. You find out and get sentenced.
Soon to be sentenced SHITHOLE was whining today because flags have been ordered to be flown at half-staff until January 28th to honor President Jimmy Carter’s passing.
We don’t know yet if he was whining because it was ordered by Biden or that the proclamation is in line with a policy from the United States Department of Veteran Affairs. Or that he’s just a narcissistic SHITHOLE FUCKFACE PRICK. Probably all three.
The SHITHOLE felon had the audacity to state “The Democrats are all ‘giddy’ about our magnificent American Flag potentially being at ‘half mast’ during my Inauguration,” Trump wrote. “They think it’s so great, and are so happy about it because, in actuality, they don’t love our Country, they only think about themselves.”
No, SHITHOLE, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF. AS USUAL.
Quick, someone send SHITHOLE a United States flag and tell him to shove it up his ass!
Here’s hoping Jimmy haunts SHITHOLE till he croaks, which could be sooner than later. And when he does, NOBODY should fly ANY flag for him!
So SHITHOLE has just announced that as soon as he takes “office”, he’s going to enforce a 25% tariff on products from Mexico, Canada and China. It wouldn’t surprise me if more countries ended up in the mix eventually. You think prices are high now for everything from food to gas, just wait.
Here’s a little experiment I did recently, and you can and should do it too. Take a look at products around your house. How many things do you have in your home that were actually made in the USA? In one hundred items I looked at in my own home, I found one item that was manufactured in the USA with “essential ingredients from Canada” and Kleenex, fully made in the USA. So we’re good for toilet paper and tissues, I guess!
Go to any Walmart and look at the clothes and other textiles such as bedding and linens. You’ll be searching for a long time to find any textile item sold there that was made in the USA. The next time you do the laundry, look at the clothing tags. We could take a trip around the world in just washing our clothes!
Wrangler jeans made in Mexico. A Christmas t-shirt made in Haiti. Towels made in India and Indonesia. You name it. Even underwear and socks. It wasn’t made here. It was made everywhere BUT here.
Then there’s everything else: this laptop I’m typing on–made in China. Most of your housewares–made in China. A lot of your health and beauty products–made in Canada. Candy made in Mexico. In fact, cereal aside, I was hard-pressed to find many food items fully made in the United States. Many items were manufactured here but with imported ingredients. Imported from where, who knows! Shit, my Great Value oatmeal is a product of Canada AND the United States! How do I know which oats are Canadian and which are American? No wonder I feel partially Canadian when I eat breakfast every day!
In doing your Christmas shopping this year, it may be wise to stock up for next year and the years after because the prices you pay this year for everything from Wrangler jeans to electronics won’t be seen again for quite a while. And in going forward, it will probably be a good idea to stock up on certain foods, such as produce, much of which is imported, especially this time of year. Because those avocados you need for your guacamole or avocado toast? They come from Mexico and Guatemala.
Brach’s cherry candy canes – made in Mexico
deodorant – made (fabricated) in Canada with imported materials. From where? Maybe China? Double tariff!
lancets – product of China
McCormick storage containers – made in China
Great Value oatmeal from Walmart-product of Canada AND United States!
Something as American as “The Peanuts” – a coffee mug made in China
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