Tag: Twitter

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Let’s Take A Poll

Posted on by MichelleMcHatton

A young man created a Twitter account that tracked the private jet belonging to narcissist asshole Elon Musk. Believe it or not, the kid was just providing information that was already available to the public. He was just making it easier for us.

When crybaby Musk got word of this he offered the kid a measly $5000 to stop tweeting about the jet’s activity. The kid refused. Rightfully so. And now Musk is the “owner” of Twitter. Where he suspended the account of the kid who was tracking his jet and then subsequently suspended accounts of prominent journalists who had been following the kid. He even suspended the account of a journalist who simply asked him a question. And because this asshole is the “owner” of the Twitter shithole, he feels he has the right to do so. Although he boasts of believing in “free speech”. Right.

The cocksucker states he has banned these particular people because their tweets were “endangering his family” (I wonder which one) and that allegedly “They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) violation of Twitter terms of service.” Those Twitter TOS did not exist until this prick just created them to suit himself. And, by the way, on anyone’s Twitter profile, they can list their location. Mine says “Massachusetts, New England”. You can even list your date of birth on your profile.

The way the jackass has been treating Twitter users since he took over shouldn’t be shocking. Look at the way he treats his own family. He’s practically the Nick Cannon of the AI world. Shit, one of his own daughters wants nothing to do with him. The last thing the world needs is more asshole spawn running around.

Now the egotistical prick has created a “poll” (one of many he has created–the creep is a stats guy). This current “poll” is for Twitter users to tell him if he should leave or stay as “owner”. As of now the leaves are in the lead. I have no knowledge of when this “poll” ends or even if the bastard is running it for legit reasons. Because I don’t trust the son-of-a-bitch.

I have news for this son-of-a-bitch: nobody would waste their precious time assassinating him. Nobody needs a Twitter account to know his whereabouts. Nobody needs a Twitter account to know about his personal life. He has placed himself in the spotlight and everybody’s watching him. And it isn’t on Twitter. Nobody wants to kill the bastard because we all just want to watch him fall into a deep abyss from his high throne. And boy is he falling. Fast.

The world knows this asshole had no intention of purchasing Twitter. He kept hemming and hawing. The real reason the dipshit bought Twitter is because he’s nothing but a paranoid freak who probably looks over his shoulder a zillion times a day. It’s hilarious he’s afraid of a 19-year-old with more technological knowledge than himself. Then again, I know Musk is afraid of a hell of a lot more than people knowing where his jet is. And he should be. It’s not going to end well for him.

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It’s Been Real

Posted on by MichelleMcHatton

From the sound of things, Twitter users could wake up tomorrow, log on to Twitter and be faced with…nothing.

I could care less. I’ve had my shits and giggles with the platform over the years. The ones I feel for are the newbies like my daughter who found her “kind of people” on Twitter. As someone who doesn’t make friends easily, finding common ground with others who love all things Muppets and other pop culture-ish things has been great for her. Then an egomaniac has to come along and ruin everything. Nothing good ever comes from dealing with a narcissistic asshole.

I’m not paying eight bucks for a check mark. I’m also not leaving. If this ship is going down, I may as well go down with it.

Musk can fuck right off.

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A Little Tweet Told Me

Posted on by MichelleMcHatton

Word on the street is that narcissist Elon Musk has now acquired Twitter and has fired the CEO and CFO, possibly some other people as well. Oh, and Twitter has been delisted from the NYSE. Not that I had any stock in it.

So what does this mean? Nobody really knows. Many feel it is the beginning of the end of Twitter. Which may be a good thing, since much of what Twitter has become, in some ways, is a cesspool. All I know is if the asshole has any sense, he’ll keep someone on his staff who has some knowledge of running a social media platform. Because he has no clue. It’s kind of like having someone with no knowledge of baking running a bakery. Expect disaster.

And as far as him restoring the banned assholes accounts, it doesn’t mean the decent people on Twitter should have a mass exodus. Nobody says you have to follow any assholes he may reinstate. Unless the Narcissistic One removes the mute or block buttons, you can still mute and block the assholes. And like I said, if the Narcissistic One does too much damage, he’ll bring down the entire platform and then he’ll have nothing.

And that won’t be any fun for him or anyone else, will it? I personally think he’s just a bored, narcissistic asshole who has nothing better to do. Remember: everything happens for a reason.