Tag: United States

Whiny Little SHITHOLE

Whiny Little SHITHOLE

by MichelleMcHatton

Soon to be sentenced SHITHOLE was whining today because flags have been ordered to be flown at half-staff until January 28th to honor President Jimmy Carter’s passing.

We don’t know yet if he was whining because it was ordered by Biden or that the proclamation is in line with a policy from the United States Department of Veteran Affairs. Or that he’s just a narcissistic SHITHOLE FUCKFACE PRICK. Probably all three.

The SHITHOLE felon had the audacity to state “The Democrats are all ‘giddy’ about our magnificent American Flag potentially being at ‘half mast’ during my Inauguration,” Trump wrote. “They think it’s so great, and are so happy about it because, in actuality, they don’t love our Country, they only think about themselves.”

No, SHITHOLE, YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF. AS USUAL.

Quick, someone send SHITHOLE a United States flag and tell him to shove it up his ass!

Here’s hoping Jimmy haunts SHITHOLE till he croaks, which could be sooner than later. And when he does, NOBODY should fly ANY flag for him!

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

by MichelleMcHatton

And last night proved just how many stupid people there still are in America.

Oh well. We will all live with the consequences. Some more than others. SHITHOLE supporters will be hurt the most because of who they are and where they are. But that’s their problem.

If you really want to believe SHITHOLE is going to sit in the Shit House and determine the price of bread and gas, you’re stupidly sadly mistaken. Because that’s not what the “president” does. What SHITHOLE DOES intend to do is take away your healthcare coverage, raise your taxes, put tariffs on things you buy, deport immigrants (will do a number on the economy, among other things), “arrest his enemies” (wonder how he’s going to arrest a sitting member of Congress? Should be interesting…), of course prevent any woman from having an abortion or any kind of reproductive care, will let Russia invade the United States, prevent climate control, will tell NATO to fuck off, hurt relationships with our allies, remove any measures put in place to protect our land, etc. Then there’s Project 2025, which the House will try to prevent from happening as much as they can. Because you won’t have the Dept of Education, NOAA (you will not know when a hurricane is coming) , FEMA, the CDC. Remember, any governmental program and their current employees will be done away with and/or replaced with SHITHOLE cronies who know nothing about those entities. The IRS should be fun!

We’ll actually be lucky if he wakes up before noon every day and can put two sentences together. Shit, we’ll be lucky if he wakes up. Shit, we’ll be lucky if he makes it through four years. Can you imagine what his demented mind will be like by 2028? Holy shit!

I certainly cannot imagine what a State of The Union address will be like. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if SHITHOLE announces there won’t even be any State of the Union addresses. Probably no pressers either. Because the less he talks, the more wool he can pull over everyone’s eyes. Maybe he’ll just send in Hannibal Lecter. Shit, with any luck, he may not even make it to Inauguration Day.

Speaking of that, wonder who he’s going to try to conjure up to “play” at his Inauguration? He couldn’t even get a B-cover band to play at his first one. Looks like Kid Rock and Ted Nugent. Such fun!

Will the First Cunt be there? Her doppelganger made an appearance yesterday and everyone knew it. Rumor has it she isn’t even living in Florida any longer. If she does show up, wonder who will dress her. She had trouble getting anyone to make her a gown the first time around.

Imagine if we had just let him win four years ago, we could’ve been done with him by now. But this will be it for SHITHOLE. And he can whine and bitch and complain that it wasn’t consecutive. It doesn’t matter. He got his two terms. In four years SHITHOLE will be 82 years old. Older than Biden is now. Chances are he won’t even make it the entire four years. He will be mentally, if not physically DEAD. He’s pretty much mentally dead NOW.

So buckle up, America. Many of you are in for an even more uncomfortable ride than what you think you’ve already been experiencing.

As a final note, to the stupid people who don’t know shit about how tariffs work, understand this:

If your pillow was made in China and the American government slaps a tariff on Chinese-made pillows, the tariff is added to the cost of the pillow at the point of sale in Walmart. The country of origin doesn’t pay the tariff. The pillow buyer does. That’s how tariffs work.

Works the same for any product made outside the United States. Including food.

What The U.S. Needs

What The U.S. Needs

by MichelleMcHatton

At this point in time, what is it that the United States needs?  It needs a lot.  A decent leader would be a start.  We’re working on getting one on November 3.  In the meantime, we’ll deal with the SHITHOLE that we have.

The CDC has recently stated that “if all of us would put on a face covering now for the next four weeks, six weeks, we could drive this epidemic to the ground.”  I’m not sure it would drive the epidemic to the ground, but it would help immensely.  If the United States was smart (but we’re not because we have the dumbest leader in the world), we would have completely locked down back in March, or earlier, as other countries did.  But as long as there are assholes in the country who refuse to wear a mask or cooperate with a lockdown, we’re always going to have a problem with the virus.  And then you have SHITHOLE who disagrees with the CDC and says “No, I want people to have a certain freedom, and I don’t believe in that, no.”  Yes, he wants people to have the freedom to get sick and possibly die.  Having SHITHOLE at the helm has not helped the United States one bit.  In fact, having him “in charge” has hindered it greatly.

There are idiots in this country who believe that the coronavirus was created by Democrats to stop SHITHOLE.  If that were the case, we would’ve created it four years ago to stop him from becoming “president”.  Besides, Democrats and the Republicans who also can’t stand SHITHOLE have much better things to do than to sit around all day creating a virus.

In retrospect, the coronavirus was SHITHOLE’S time to shine.  It really was.  It was his chance to show the United States how he could be great leader.  You know, finally step up to the plate and succeed in getting people what they need to fight the virus.  If he had stepped up initially and kept stepping up, he may actually be leading in the polls and may have actually had a chance to be re-elected.  But he has failed.  Tremendously.  He couldn’t even provide enough PPE to his medical providers. Five months into this and he’s still having trouble getting tests and tracing done in a timely fashion.  He cannot even show empathy for the dead.  He doesn’t feel any of this is his responsibility but yes, it is.  Because he’s allegedly “president” of the United States.

SHITHOLE doesn’t want the entire country to wear face masks because he’s not the one who came up with that idea.  It came from the CDC.  Which consists of many people much smarter than SHITHOLE.  The only ideas SHITHOLE can come up with are for people to take a malaria drug that will probably kill them, inject disinfectant into their veins and shove UV lights up their asses.

Wouldn’t it be so much easier to just wear a damn face mask?

Adios, 2017

Adios, 2017

by MichelleMcHatton

It’s the end of 2017 in America and here we are:

We have a narcissistic, idiotic, dotard asshole pretending to be an American “president” when it’s quite clear he’d rather be in Russia. He may as well be.  He sure as hell isn’t American.

Congress is controlled by the NRA.

Members of Congress have no spines.

Because Congress has no spines and because they are controlled by the NRA Americans are discovering that vigilance means nothing.  You can be observant as hell in your surroundings but can still get blown away by a gun-wielding nut while sitting in church.

The ASSHOLE in the Shit House and the spineless members of Congress are trying to take away our health insurance and raise our taxes at the same time.

The ASSHOLE in the Shit House wants to take away our National Parks and protected lands so his rich cronies can drill for oil, uranium and cut down trees.

The ASSHOLE in the Shit House doesn’t believe in climate change.  Yet the climate is changing right under his narcissistic, dotard nose.

The ASSHOLE in the Shit House must think he’s a professional golfer because he spends more time on the links than in the Oval Office.  He may as well be a professional golfer.  He sure as hell isn’t a “president”.

A large part of Hollywood, Congress and other places of employment are made up of perverts who have no respect for women.  Something so big has been blown into astronomical, unnecessary proportions.  #MeToo. #YouToo.  #ThemToo.  #UsToo.  It’s all of us.

Sick fucks really believe there is nothing wrong with pedophilia, especially in Alabama.  But at least they chose the right man.  And the wrong man can call it what he wants but he still lost.

When their sick fuck TV talking head has a coffee maker sponsor pull advertising from his show, the sick fuck followers smash their costly coffee makers in protest, making the majority of us realize not only are they sick fucks, they are also dumb fucks.

The narcissistic, idiotic, dotard asshole pretending to be “president” has led many Nazi white supremacists, sexists and homophobes who once hid in their closets to believe that now it’s okay for them to come out of their closets and taunt and kill other members of America.  Because the narcissistic, idiotic dotard asshole pretending to be “president” is a Nazi white supremacist, sexist, homophobe himself.  So to them it makes it okay to be assholes.

We need to remember that only five months into 2017 a former head of the FBI had been hired to investigate Russian meddling in our election, along with conspiracy from the narcissistic, idiotic, dotard asshole and many of his cronies.  This was done for a reason.  Because many people know there was Russian meddling in our election, along with conspiracy from the narcissistic, idiotic, dotard asshole and many of his cronies.  Ten months into 2017 (and as of this writing, but don’t blink…there will soon be more), we have two indictments and two guilty pleas.  And that’s just the beginning.

The blonde Trumpette bitch who has less business being in the Shit House than her narcissistic, idiotic, dotard “father” tells us that food is an “investment”.  To think we thought it was a “necessity” all this time!  Silly us!

We have a Republican senator from Iowa who believes that working-class taxpayers spend all their money on “booze, women and movies”. To him I say:   Most of us don’t have the luxury of using the tax dollars of hard working Americans so they can jaunt off on a private jet with their money-grubbing wife to witness a total solar eclipse.

Most of us don’t have the luxury of using the tax dollars of hard working Americans so they can go golfing every weekend.

Most of us don’t have the luxury of using the tax dollars of hard working Americans so they can host a fancy birthday party on a yacht.

No, most of us work 40 hours a week, sometimes more, just to make ends meet.  Most of us live paycheck to paycheck.  We can’t afford to have money taken from our paychecks to put into a 401K.  Many of us have more tax taken out of our paychecks just so we can hopefully get some back at the end of the year which may, with any luck, help us be able to pay off one of our many bills or use towards the down payment on a used car which is very needed.  If very fortunate we may even have some left over for a trip to the movies.

There may be some people out there who do take money they earn and spend it on booze, women and movies.  That’s their prerogative.  It’s their money and they can do what they want with it, whether you feel it’s right or wrong.  Nobody tells senators like you how to spend our tax money—which is how you get paid.  I guess if it’s okay for senators like you and many of your congressional counterparts to spend our money on booze, women, movies and even more luxuries—such as drugs and prostitutes—then I guess it’s okay for us to spend our money in any way we want, isn’t it?

In 2017 ASSHOLE said it was okay to say “Merry Christmas” when nobody ever told us we couldn’t. In fact, unbeknownst to ASSHOLE, we can say whatever the fuck we want at the holidays.  But in 2017 of course it’s okay for ASSHOLE to try to prevent women from being able to have abortions and obtain birth control.  It’s okay for ASSHOLE to try to prevent Muslims from entering the country and to try to prevent transgenders from entering the military.  It’s okay for ASSHOLE to try to prevent athletes from kneeling in protest.  It’s okay for ASSHOLE to call athletes “sons-of-bitches”, to call his peers “crooked, Pocahontas, lyin’, cryin’, dumb, losers”, among other names.  No.  It is not okay for this to be happening in 2017 or any other time.  This. Is. Not. Normal. And. We. Should. Not. Act. As. If. It. Is.  It may be normal to ASSHOLE but it is not, should not, be normal to the rest of us.

In 2017 regarding the Mueller probe in the ASSHOLE-Russia conspiracy, ASSHOLE had the nerve to say during an interview that the probe “makes the country look very bad, and it puts the country in a very bad position…so the sooner it’s worked out, the better it is for the country”.  Yes, ASSHOLE’s involvement with Russia has made the country look very bad and the sooner Mueller can indict ASSHOLE and get him impeached, the better off the country will be.

In 2017 people who never experienced life with a narcissist got a first time glimpse at what it’s like.  ASSHOLE is beyond being a narcissist.  He’s a sociopath. Which is way worse than just a narcissist.  ASSHOLE will get his due.  And when he does it isn’t going to be pretty.

We’ve all seen what has happened so far in 2017 regarding ASSHOLE and his Russian conspiracy against America.  We know of the indictments.  We know of the pleas.  If you think those were big deals, strap yourselves in.  You have seen nothing yet.

I have a feeling 2018 is going to be one hell of a year.