Author: MichelleMcHatton

I'm a writer. I'm also a wife and a parent who works too much and lives too little. In addition to writing I also love to read, listen to music, travel, cook, I enjoy looking for bargains at flea markets or thrift stores, Christmas, football and of course writing! How did I come up with the title of my blog? Two things: 1. I live in New England (duh) and 2. Canadian singer Alan Frew once arrogantly told me to "get a New England life"--again--DUH! I already HAVE one!
The Things He Can Do

The Things He Can Do

by MichelleMcHatton

The majority of Americans have figured out SHITHOLE, “Ghouliani” and the rest of the SHITHOLE “administration”.  They are nothing but a bunch of blowhards who talk their talk but really say nothing at all.  They are a group of pathetic, desperate souls just buying any time they possibly can because they know the end of their bullshit is coming.

That’s why when “Ghouliani” goes on TV and states that SHITHOLE can “pardon himself” but probably won’t, it means nothing.  Because “Ghouliani” has no clue what he’s talking about.  Saying one can “pardon” themselves is like saying a criminal can step into a court of law and declare themselves innocent.  And why say you can “pardon” yourself unless you think you’re guilty of something?  Don’t you say “pardon me”, “excuse me” or “I’m sorry” if you’ve burped, farted or done something wrong?

SHITHOLE cannot pardon himself, no matter how many times he and/or “Ghouliani” say it.  They can mention pardons and the Constitution until the cows come home, but they are merely doing it to make themselves feel better.  It’s like the criminal who tries to convince themselves that they’re innocent when they’re guilty as hell.  Like Manafart.  And we all know where he’s heading.

Although SHITHOLE cannot pardon himself, he doesn’t need to feel left out.  Here is a list of things that SHITHOLE can do to himself:

Shoot himself – he pretty much does this every day when he speaks or tweets but we wish he’d really perform this action literally.

Play with himself – more than likely because he’s not getting any from the First Cunt, mistresses or porn stars

Dress himself – jury is out on this

Feed himself – jury is out on this too

Shit himself – will be doing that soon

Piss himself – will be doing that soon also

Kiss himself – being the huge narcissist he is, I wouldn’t be surprised if he does this several times daily

Perjure himself – he’s already proven this

So SHITHOLE should be proud of all he can do and not dwell on issuing a pardon for himself.  It wouldn’t matter even if he could pardon himself.  It would be null and void anyways.

LOOK AT ME! I’M A BIG BOY! I CAN DO IT ALL BY MYSELF!
Someone Different

Someone Different

by MichelleMcHatton

They kept saying they wanted “someone different”.

For eight years they had someone who was probably the most different President of their lifetime.  Not only was he black, he also wore tan suits, put mustard on his hot dogs, loved his wife and family, showed sincere empathy for his fellow human beings and is the only President in the past 45 years to not have an independent investigation of his administration.

He must’ve been “different” enough for most of America.  We elected him twice.

But then the “different” we had with him changed to “something else” with another person.  What he offered really wasn’t so much “different” but more “distracting” and “disgusting”.  Distracting to the point of near brainwashing for some.  Disgusting to the point where his own “wife” can’t stand him.

They kept saying they wanted “someone different”.  What they got was a Russian laughingstock.  Be careful of what you want.  It may not turn out to be what you expected.

What’s Wrong With Our Country Right Now

What’s Wrong With Our Country Right Now

by MichelleMcHatton
This may come as a shock to some but do you know many Americans do not know the actual title to the National Anthem?  They actually think it’s called “The National Anthem”.
Do you know most Americans do not even know the lyrics to the song?  Nor do they know who wrote it.  Or why it was written.  Most don’t even know there are more verses to the song than the one that they always hear.
I’m not writing this to give you a history of “The Star-Spangled Banner” but let’s look at the definition of the word “anthem” for a second:
a rousing or uplifting song identified with a particular group, body, or cause.
a solemn patriotic song officially adopted by a country as an expression of national identity.
So if an “anthem” is supposed to be a song identified with a “particular group, body or cause” and used as “an expression of national identity”, what is the problem with athletes being able to kneel while it’s playing?  They are only identifying it with a “particular cause”, or expression of protest.  Which every person in America is entitled to.  Including athletes.  Shit, I’ve seen fat ass beer guzzling men woofing down hot dogs at baseball games during the National Anthem.  Nobody bitched about them.  And they weren’t standing, either.

So, what should we do about this “problem” that so many have with athletes taking a knee, sitting in the locker room, picking their noses, talking on their cell phones, doing whatever during the playing of the National Anthem?  Well, SHITHOLE sounds like he wants to deport them.  Sorry, SHITHOLE.  But someone who can’t even put their hand over their heart during the National Anthem shouldn’t be telling others they don’t belong in this country for not standing during a song.

I do, however, have a couple of ideas:  why don’t we ban the playing of the National Anthem.  Then players can kneel all they want without all the bitching.  The bitchers won’t get to hear their favorite song, but hey, if they’re going to the stadium to hear a song. they are there for the wrong show.  It’s a game, not a concert.

Secondly, ban all guns.  Period.  Because if American athletes have to give up their rights to freedom, so should American gun owners.

At least athletes aren’t killing anyone by kneeling.

The Royal Questions

The Royal Questions

by MichelleMcHatton

There’s nothing like a good ol’ royal wedding to get everyone riled up.

Although I wish Harry and Meg the best of luck in this next chapter in their lives, I don’t really care about the details.  However, they do make an adorable couple and I’m sure Diana would be proud of her youngest child.

In honor of the royal wedding tomorrow, a local radio station posted questions to answer regarding the big day.  Since these are extremely pertinent, I just had to answer them:

  1.  Will Prince Harry shave for his walk down the aisle?

Yes.  He will shave everything.  Head, beard and body.  He is going into this marriage completely hairless.

     2.  What color hat will the Queen wear?

She is going for the Cat-in-the-Hat motif—something multi-colored and stripey.

     3.  Who will walk Meghan down the aisle?

Well, as of yesterday when these questions were first posted, I gave my answer as Meghan.  But today we all know it’s going to be Chuck.

     4.  What will they serve for dinner?

Tea and crumpets.  What the fuck else would they serve?

     5.  Will Elton sing “Candle in the Wind” at the reception?

No, but I hear that “The Bitch Is Back” is on the playlist.

 

Here’s to many, many years of pure wedded bliss, Harry and Meg!