WE ALL WE GOT, WE ALL WE NEED

WE ALL WE GOT, WE ALL WE NEED

by MichelleMcHatton

It has been a while since I’ve posted anything about the New England Patriots on this blog. But dammit, I’m going to post something right now.

How about those Patriots? From a 4-13 record last season to a 14-3 record this season. Night and day. A complete 360.

After the win over Buffalo, when the tables turned, I first thought this team could make the playoffs. And that was back in October. And the wins kept coming. Perfect on the road. The only team in the NFL to do that this year. That is impressive. They kept saying the Patriots have never won in Denver. No. The past Patriots teams have never won in Denver. Nobody knew what the current Patriots team could do in Denver.

So now the Super Bowl looms. It’s been seven years. As of this writing, we’re either going to play the Rams or the Seahawks. We have played both franchises before in the Super Bowl. But not these teams. And they have not played this Patriots team before. That’s important to remember. It’s really an entirely different ball game for both sides.

This is a talented and young team with a humble QB named Drake Maye at the helm and a hands-on and caring coach in Mike Vrabel guiding them. As a Patriots fan, I’m hoping for the best. But whatever happens on February 8, it’s been a hell of a ride.

What Part of No Does SHITHOLE Not Understand?

What Part of No Does SHITHOLE Not Understand?

by MichelleMcHatton

By now everyone knows that SHITHOLE is obsessed with Greenland. Right down to him stating he wants to buy it. For “security” reasons.

And because he knows he’s not going to be able to get it, he’s threatening a 10% tariff on Denmark, Norway, Sweden, France, Germany, the United Kingdom, the Netherlands and Finland to be increased to 25% in June if he still doesn’t get his way. The EU is threatening a “trade bazooka” against the United States. Fuck the bazooka. If I were any of those countries, or any other country for that matter at this point in time, I’d tell SHITHOLE to go fuck himself and not sell anything to the United States. Try putting a tariff on nothing.

Regarding “buying” Greenland, Greenland should call SHITHOLE’S bluff and say, “Okay, SHITHOLE. You want to buy Greenland? That will be 100 Octillion dollars. IN CASH.” No doubt SHITHOLE doesn’t even know what an octillion is, much less have a way of getting it.

And then there’s SHITHOLE’S love letter to the Norwegian PM where he blamed his Nobel Peace Prize snub for his wanting to buy Greenland. But gee, we thought SHITHOLE wanted it for “security” reasons! And the country of Norway has nothing to do with the Nobel Peace Prize, other than it being based in Oslo. As the PM Jonas Gahr Støre himself said in response to SHITHOLE’S love letter: “As regards the Nobel Peace Prize, I have clearly explained, including to president Trump what is well known, the prize is awarded by an independent Nobel Committee and not the Norwegian Government.” Oooooh. Try again, SHITHOLE.

On top of that you have to love how SHITHOLE keeps bragging about how he’s ended “eight wars”, making him more than eligible for a Nobel. I’d love to know which ones he’s ended. WWI? WWII? Korea? Vietnam? Iraq? Afghanistan? It sure as hell hasn’t been the Russian/Ukraine war or even the Israel/Hamas/Gaza/Palestinian fiasco. Shit. I can’t even name eight wars that have been going on in the past year, much less any SHITHOLE has ended. He won’t even prevent his own citizens from getting killed from his goons, much less end a fucking war.

If it hasn’t been clear to Congress before, these recent delusions of SHITHOLE’S should make it VERY clear to them NOW that SHITHOLE is far from able to serve this country (not that he’s been serving us anyway). He is quite incapacitated mentally and physically and we’ve all been seeing it with our own eyes, especially when he falls asleep during a meeting. And to send a love letter such as the one he sent to Norway. Such an embarrassment. Anyone in his “administration” should be embarrassed as well, especially since they keep letting this happen. It’s really not going to end well for any of them.

Look, the country knows the GOP is scared shitless. They know, we know (and they KNOW we know) and the lamppost knows that the SHITHOLE whose ass they’ve been kissing and dick they’ve been sucking is on his last leg mentally and physically. What they’re hanging on for, who the fuck knows. Probably because they know if Jerkoff Dipshit has to take over they’re really fucked, because then they’ll REALLY have to impeach. And won’t be slow about it because Congress can’t stand that son-of-a -bitch. And they know Little Johnson is good for shit. And God forbid if a Democrat takes over. How terrible it would be if Americans finally were able to get some good things for themselves for a change, such as affordable healthcare and food. What a crisis THAT would be!

A Piece of Chicken. Just Like The Entire Administration

A Piece of Chicken. Just Like The Entire Administration

by MichelleMcHatton

For whatever reason, Brooke Rollins, the “Agriculture Secretary” in the SHITHOLE “administration”, feels that it’s her place to tell Americans what they can afford to eat.

During a discussion about new dietary guidelines that put priority on protein and healthy fats over ultra-processed foods, Rollins suggested for Americans to afford a nutritious dinner, they should consume “a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing”.

Let’s break this down, shall we?

  1. Let’s define “a piece of chicken”.

Which “piece of chicken” are we talking about? Leg, breast, wing? Fried, baked, broiled, boiled? Skinless or skin? How large? A good-sized leg or a small wing?

2. Let’s define “a piece of broccoli”

Which “piece of broccoli” should be the chosen one? Raw? With cheese sauce? Boiled? Please, “Secretary” Rollins, WE MUST KNOW!

3. Let’s define a “corn tortilla”

Which brand should we buy? Old El Paso? Ortega? Homemade? Should they be authentic Mexican tortillas? Made with white or yellow corn? Can we put the piece of chicken and piece of broccoli in the tortilla? SO MANY QUESTIONS, “Secretary”!

4. Let’s define “one other thing”

I guess “one other thing” could mean just about anything. Let’s first discuss the cost of this wonderful “healthy” meal. Rollins insinuates in her interview that this meal would cost a mere three bucks. Which is bullshit because the chicken alone could cost three bucks, if not more, depending on the size of the piece of chicken, the kind of piece of chicken and where you buy it. And a “piece of chicken” is more than likely to have come from a whole chicken. The cheapest I’ve seen whole chickens go for lately is ninety-nine cents a pound. Do the math.

Next the broccoli. You can’t just buy a “piece of broccoli”. Right now I’m seeing a bag of frozen Great Value broccoli at Walmart going for $2.88. Fresh broccoli crowns go for $1.83. Between that and the chicken, you’re already over $3.00.

As for the corn tortillas, prices start at $1.98 for Great Value and they go up from there.

And we haven’t even got to the “something else” part. Many have guessed that the “something else” is a beverage of some sort. Well, depending on your boisson, that could get pricey as well.

And don’t even get me started on people that are vegetarians or allergic to certain foods. Apparently “Secretary” Rollins doesn’t care about that. Nor does she get it.

While were talking food, let’s not fail to mention brain-worm heroin addict Kennedy’s recent revelation of the four food groups, but in pizza form instead of a plate. And the change is? NOTHING!

When it comes down to it, nobody, especially anyone in this “government”, should be telling another human being what they should and should not be eating. Most people right now cannot afford “healthy” foods, so they’re going to purchase less expensive processed foods. As humans we have the ability to make our own choices, to make up our own minds.

Do these idiots actually think the majority of us are planning our meals based on what they tell us? Maybe the dumb ones are, but that’s their problem. It’s the same thing with vaccinations. If someone wants a vaccination, they’re going to get one, no matter what a heroin-addicted alleged “health secretary” says.

You have a mind. Think for yourself.