Whatever Will He Do?

Whatever Will He Do?

by MichelleMcHatton

At his pep rally in Macon, GA Friday night SHITHOLE pondered what he’d do if he lost the presidential election to Joe Biden. He even insinuated that he would leave the country. I wouldn’t doubt it. SHITHOLE is running scared and doesn’t know which way is up. Add that to the fact that he’s a demented narcissist and anything can happen.

SHITHOLE doesn’t need to imagine what he’ll do if he loses the election. There are plenty of things that can, and more than likely will, happen to him:

  1. He can leave the country. Take this statement very seriously. It’s like when he told Russia to find the emails. This more than likely is his key plan. And he wouldn’t be leaving with the Secret Service. In fact, nobody will know where he is. And he wouldn’t be leaving in January. It would be on or shortly after November 4. Especially if he loses in a landslide that even he, in his demented mind, knows he has no way of changing. The thing is, and maybe he doesn’t realize this because he’s a demented SHITHOLE, he will be easily found.
  2. He can go to prison. SHITHOLE has so many pending charges lined up against him and owes so much money to so many people, they don’t know which one to bring up first. And if he goes to prison, I highly doubt Joe Biden is going to pardon him. And, although he may think he can, he cannot pardon himself. He has, however, spoken with himself. Remember when he said he was going to speak with the President of the Virgin Islands? Good times.
  3. He can go to Russia. For SHITHOLE, this option may actually be worse than going to prison. Hope he brings a taste tester with him.
  4. He can go into hiding. See number one. I’m not sure any country will offer him asylum. Maybe he can room with Bin Laden in his cave. Or maybe he’ll hide in the bunker.
  5. He can fake his death. Because fakery is what he knows. Although he’s not very good at it.
  6. He can die for real. See question 2 and especially question 3. Or just in general…

So these are some of the many ways the worst candidate (and “president”) in the history of American politics could have his life change if he loses the election. No wonder SHITHOLE is scared shitless. Notice I didn’t say he’d live out the remainder of his days at Shit-A-Largo. Because he won’t. In fact, when all is said and done with SHITHOLE, he may not have a place to live at all. Unless it’s prison.

Whichever way it ends, it’s not going to be pleasant for SHITHOLE!

The Audacity of Sour Grapes

The Audacity of Sour Grapes

by MichelleMcHatton

This time of year you’re bound to get some kind of unsolicited phone call from this, that or the other candidate robot begging you to vote for them. That’s understandable.

What isn’t understandable is when you receive a robot phone call, as I did today, from someone who ran against Elizabeth Warren two years ago and is still bitching that they lost. After doing some research on this person, I discovered they were barely even in the fucking race. They even tried running in the Republican primary this year but lost.

The robot (or for all I know it was actually the guy himself) on the phone kept spelling his name. Pointedly saying and spelling it. Not very slowly. And I couldn’t even tell you what the fuck his name was because it was so odd-sounding and he said it so fast. He kept telling me that I had to write him in for the Senate, as his losing to Liz back in 2018 was fraud and he deserved to win.

Honestly, I had no idea who this guy was. I’ve never heard of him until today. What I can tell you is that he is a kook. His credibility is zilch, since he has decided to discredit Dr. Anthony Fauci, spread misinformation about coronavirus, and even wrote a letter to SHITHOLE telling him not to lockdown the country and that vitamins could cure the virus. And we wonder where SHITHOLE gets his crazy ideas!

I’m still trying to find anything about fraud regarding Liz. I doubt I will and even if I did, I sure as hell wouldn’t believe it, especially coming from this bozo.

I didn’t mind the phone call. I love mysterious phone calls from assholes I’ve never heard of. But to have the audacity in your phone call to demand I write your name in on my ballot in the Senate spot.

If this guy was as smart as he claims, he would have known I’ve already voted by mail. And I sure as hell didn’t write his goddamn name in on the Senate spot! No matter how many times he spelled it!

If he calls again, I’m reporting him for harassment.

From Beyond the Grave

From Beyond the Grave

by MichelleMcHatton

RBG is remaining notorious.

She wished to not be replaced until a new president took over.

SHITHOLE decided otherwise. Ironically, or maybe not so ironically, on the day SHITHOLE and much of the GOP celebrated SHITHOLE’S SCOTUS nomination, completely going against Ginsburg’s last wishes, a mass of attendees, quite possibly the entire lot, became infected with coronavirus.

SHITHOLE is even in the hospital. And as the hours tick by, more and more tests are coming back positive.

They should have known better than to mess with RBG.

Everything happens for a reason. And everyone gets what they deserve.

Going In the Wrong Direction

Going In the Wrong Direction

by MichelleMcHatton

Where once Massachusetts seemed to be doing so well in the coronavirus war, we have somehow gotten out of control. Considering recent incidents I have witnessed, I can see why.

There’s nothing like standing in line at a pharmacy waiting to get a flu shot and having the elderly man in front of you coughing his head off. Then you later see the same man wearing a facemask–down over his chin.

In the same pharmacy I witnessed a man approach the pharmacy desk–with no facemask on. As the 98-year-old woman going to get her flu shot passed by.

My sister, who works in a grocery store, tells me of this crazy guy who comes in several times a week wearing a winter hat, carrying a Macy’s bag and wearing no mask. When he is told he needs to wear a mask, he laughs and says “well, you’re wearing a mask so we’re all set”. My sister said if she could do it and not get fired, she’d rip off her mask, cough in his face and tell him now he’s all set too. He now has coronavirus. The only thing this nut job buys is six pounds of ripe bananas. Either he has a pet monkey or he really is a looney tune.

The problem with these scenarios, and part of the reason why Massachusetts is through the roof once again with cases, after doing so well, is that the management in these places isn’t doing anything about the problem people that are visiting. And once these problem people visit and get away with it, they think they can every time.

The other day one of them ranted and raved at the manager at Customer Service in the supermarket because he was spoken to about not having a mask on. He whipped out his alleged “I have a disability and don’t need a mask” card and the customer service rep let it go. What she really should have done was call security and have his mask less ass hauled out of the store and banned from the store for life.

My sister, who is a cashier at this store, told me this scenario:

Customer: (sigh) I’m so sick of having to wear a mask

Sis: Considering I have a friend who is in the hospital on a ventilator right now due to Covid, I think wearing a mask is a good idea.

Not sure, but I think that bitch will think twice in the future before complaining about wearing a mask.

With the rising cases, do I think it’s wise of Governor Baker to warrant an increase in restaurant seating, open venues and arcades, roller rinks, museums, etc.? Even if they’re just in the “good” communities? Do I think it’s wise of my school district to be planning on having athletics and working on a hybrid plan to get the high schoolers back in school before Thanksgiving? Not exactly. Not with between 500–700-plus cases popping up every day. What happens when we start seeing the numbers we saw back in March? One-thousand plus cases. Every day. Then what?

Considering most have the freedom to go just about anywhere they want if they wear a mask, they should keep in mind those who cannot go anywhere because they cannot wear a mask. Like my autistic sister Peggy and most of the people who attend her day program, which they haven’t been to in over six months. Most of these people, my sister included, haven’t stepped foot in a store, a salon, a bar, a museum, a zoo, amusement park, beach or restaurant since March. I’m lucky I can even visit my sister at all and the most we can do is go for a ride. I can’t take her anywhere except to my house for a visit and that’s not too fun for her. So it really angers me when people who have all the liberties in the world with the simple use of a goddamn facemask are bitching and complaining. And the ones who do have the ability to wear a fucking mask won’t because they’re too goddamn ignorant.

You know the old saying “one bad apple spoils the whole bunch”? Well, those few out there are the bad apples. And they’re the ones spoiling the whole bunch.